"Ultear knows about Siegrein."
"...You're kidding right? Come on Erza, there's no way that's possible. Don't joke about that kind of stuff..."
"Jellal..."
"How?"
"I...I don't know."
"But I thought all the files were destroyed!"
"Me too..."
"But..."
"I know. I'm going to look for her and find out what she wants."
"No, Erza. I'll do it. This is my problem, so I'll handle it. Plus, it's too dangerous for you."
"Jellal, we're dating for god's sake! Your problems are my problems."
"So you admit that you have a jealousy problem?"
"No! That's you."
"But you just said that my problems were your problems..."
"You know what I mean!"
"Not really, I'm not that into strawberry shortcake."
"I was trying to say th- WAIT, WHAT? YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK THIS INSTANT. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE IS LIKE HEAVEN IN THE SHAPE OF A SHORTCAKE. THE SWEET YET SOMEWHAT SOUR TASTE TO THE LOVELY CREAM AND THE NICE AND FLUFFY CAKE AND CRISPY OUTER SIDE. Jellal Fernandes, you better take that back before this relationship is over."
"Hahaha, this is why I love you~"
Her face immediately turned as pink as artificially colored, strawberry shortcake.
"Wh-Whatever. Let's ask her together. Ultear."
"Fine."
When Erza said that, she didn't really mean it. Of course it was Jellal's problem, but it was hers too! Jellal was bad at dealing with these kinds of things so she figured that she would find Ultear before him. Agreeing to do it together was just an idea that would make him less worried.
Little did she know that Jellal was planning to do the same.
Ah, great minds think alike, no?
The following morning neither Jellal nor Erza showed up to class.
People that didn't know them assumed that Jellal fucked something up and Erza was beating him up for it.
People that know them knew that Jellal fucked something up and Erza was beating him up for it.
But people that really know them knew that they were probably just fucking.
No one knew that they both happened to come up with the same ingenious plan and both ended up staring at each other awkwardly at the front gates of Phantom Lord High.
Awk.
"Uh...Er...Heya, Jellal. What might you be doing on this fine morning?"
"Well I don't know, Erza. What could I POSSIBLY be doing standing in front of Phantom Lord High at 7 in the morning."
"I know why you're here! You're obviously cheating on me with Ultear."
"..."
"I know...that was a pretty bad one (joke)."
"...Liar."
"Hey! You lied too."
"Yeah but this is about ME."
"Let's just go together, okay?"
"...Fine...Oh my god, Erza!...LOOK!"
She instinctively turned around as Jellal took a run for it.
The redhead looked at a tree, puzzled at what was shocking enough to make Jellal shout like a little girl; oh wait. Everything made him shout like a little girl.
"Jellal, what am I supposed to be looking at?"
Not a word.
She swung her head the other way.
"Jellal?"
He was nowhere to be seem.
"Godammit, Jellal!"
"Hmm...where should I start looking for her?"
It was at this time that Jellal realized that he had no plan. He didn't know what classes she had, hell, even if he did, he wouldn't know where the fuck they were.
So where was he supposed to find Ultear? Was there some kind of common place that all students gathered around frequently at different times of the day?
Maybe he might have to make his search more specific.
Ultear was a female. Yes. One common place that females visited often throughout the school day...OH!
The bathroom.
See, he knew that being a student council president would come in handy some day...
It just wasn't today. I mean, who cares if the student council president of Fiore High was lost in some other arbitrary school. It's not like he could walk up to some random kid and be like, where's the girl's bathroom?
But we digress.
Wait a second...How hard could it be to find a simple bathroom. Fiore High had bathrooms! MAYBE THEY LOOKED SIMILAR TO THE BATHROOMS THAT HE WAS FAMILIAR WITH.
Hah! He knew that being student council president would come in handy one day...
And perhaps today was that day! You know, besides the fact that he has the authority to bug Erza and watch her cute little face twitch at him.
That could work. Bathroom's were easy to spot. They had signs on them that said "male" and "female" and they also had those super informative pictures of a male and female. The female one alway was wearing a triangular dress and a bow.
Dang, the human race was judgmental.
So Jellal did just that.
He found himself the biggest bathroom in the whole school. Doesn't he sound like a pervert now?
And what exactly did Jellal do once he found this ginormous bathroom? He went to the side of the girls entrance, took a seat on the floor, and waited there for Ultear to show up.
Man, he was a smart one.
"Ne, Ne...did you hear about that super hot yet creepy dude who's sitting right outside the girl's bathroom?"
"Not really? I heard about a blue haired hobo anxiously waiting by the girl's locker room though!"
"OHMYGOD I THINK THAT'S HIM!" the girl pointed at Jellal who was in fact sitting by the side of the girl's bathroom, indeed looking like a hobo.
"Hmmm...Okay so maybe he was hot."
Ultear didn't tend to the gossip that those silly girlish turds did.
She found that she had almost nothing in common with the female population of her class.
Who cares if Zancrow was going out with Midnight? Midnight couldn't even count as a guy. He used more eyeliner than she did!
Who cares if Hikaru Kain was dropped on the floor several times as he was baby? That much was predictable.
And who the fuck cares about some creepy man with blue hair and a red tattoo who was stalking the girl's restroom and apparently hot but unfortunately a hobo?
Oh wait. She did.
Anyone could have blue hair and a red tattoo. But the fact that he had blue hair and a red tattoo AND was hot? This hobo obviously had a name. And its name was Jellal.
But where was he again? Argh, the one time she needs their stupid girlish gossip, she doesn't pay attention.
Well, there was always confront one of them and asking where he was.
HAHA. JUST KIDDING. Ultear would never do something as image-demeaning as that.
Instead, the black haired teen decided to disregard the information until she had nothing else to do.
Oh yeah, there was one thig she shared in common with those trivial girls.
She went to the bathroom frequently; and in flocks. Because that's what girls do. They pee together.
A/N: Hey~ yeah lol short chapter but you know what that means? It means that you have more time to review now! I've actually been somewhat busy with summer camp counseling and little kids are a pain in the ass. THEREFORE you, my dearest readers, should make me feel better by reviewing! When you review, I feel better, when I feel better, I write, when I write, you feel better! I'm sure we've been over this LOL.
Anyway, just please leave a review, last chapter only got like 5 and it was kind of disappointing because there are 290 visitors and that chapter took me a lot of effort to write :P K thanks for reading! I love you guys~