A/N: THE KISS IS ANIMATED WAAAAHH I FEEL SO GOOD I'VE WAITED 3 YEARS.

"What in the..."

"Ultear! Finally. We need to talk."

"I'm not too sure this is the right place and time."

"No. It's urgent."

The the raven haired female sighed and walked into the restroom.

"Wait! Ultear!"

As Jellal was about to dash into the girl's bathroom, he realized something. It was the GIRL'S bathroom.

"Shit."

So he spent another shocking 20 minutes waiting outside the women's washroom. Why shocking? Well, it was a mystery to Jellal what exactly girls did inside these bathrooms that would take 20 freaking minutes. I mean, all they had to do was sit, piss, wipe, wash, and then walk out. But OBVIOUSLY there was some kind of amusement park in there because it certainly didn't take him 20 minutes to pee. Really. Girls.

Ultear finally emerged from the 'amusement park', as Jellal would call it, with a questioned look on her face.

"So, what are you doing here?"

"We need to talk."

"We're talking now, are we not?"

"Okay...Well, you need to stop."

"Stop what?"

"Stop screwing us over."

"I'm sure you guys are doing plenty of screwing anyways..."

"Look, you don't even have the slightest clue about how much effort Erza has put into saving me. She has gone out of her way to eliminate every last piece of evidence from my days as Siegrein, and God knows how you got ahold of that information-I wouldn't put it past you to be some secret fangirl worshipper of Zeref- but you have no right to destroy all the hard work Erza has spent. She has done anything and everything in order for me to become student council president and for me to live a normal student's life."

"And what does that have to do with me?"

"Stop being such a bitch. Just because you can't hook up with Zeref, doesn't mean that you have to ruin Jerza."

"...Jerza?"

"Jellal+Erza=Jerza."

"Good lord. Jellal, you have some serious issues."

"Not as much as you do. But you know what, if I get Zeref to take you out for one night-ONE- will you take your ass out of our lives and never speak of this again?"

"...Deal."

Just as she agreed to the compromise, a certain red head appeared from behind Jellal.

"Deal? What deal?"

Jellal turned around, shocked, and exclaimed nervously, "E-Erza? What are you doing here?"

"I was going to use the ladies restroom...but looks like I have business to settle before that business..."

"Erza, dear, that wasn't funny."

"Shut it."

"Okay...um...well our work here is done. Let's go."

"What? But what about Ultear? What deal?"

Ultear chimed in and winked flirtatiously, "I'll take your word for that D-A-T-E."

She snickered and walked away.

Poor Jellal.

"DATE?! WHAT DATE?! DEAL?! WHAT KIND OF DEAL DID YOU MAKE WITH THAT WHORE?!"

"Aw, Erza, are you jealous?"

"Oh, you're gonna wish I wasn't."

"If it's possible to be overjoyed but scared shitless at the same time, I would be experiencing that this instance."

"So, the deal?"

"What deal?"

"The deal you made with Ultear."

"Oh, don't worry about it."

"I'm going to hurt you."

"It's okay, most people think I'm a masochist anyways."

"I'm going to kill you."

"As long as I'm dying for love~"

"I'm going to cheat on you."

"I'm setting her up with Zeref."

"...what. I thought you had a thing for Zeref?"

"AND THIS IS WHY I DON'T TALK TO YOU ABOUT THESE THINGS."

"Erza~ Where have you been? Actually, I should just ask, where have YOU GUYS been?"

Jellal smiled charmingly and answered, "we went on a date."

"Did not! Ultear was there!"

"It was a threeso-"

"DON'T START."

"Yikes..."

"Anyways, Levy, what did we miss at school today?"

"Ummm...let's see...APUSH (AP U.S. History) was boring. Gildarts threw a chair at Natsu. AP Biology was...um...Ur said we were watching yeast and plant porn...Calc was meh. Charles threw a desk at Laxus in English...and uh...Laki threw hydrochloric acid on Natsu and Laxus in chemistry. Oh, and Gray was sent to the principal's office for public nudity."

"Oh, so just a regular day? Alright then. Thanks, Levy."

"Are you sure the things with Ultear are settled?"

"Don't worry about it Erza. I already got the okay from Zeref. He's going to go there, get freaked out by her craziness, dump her ass, and then leave. She'll be so depressed that she won't even have the energy to bother us anymore."

"And you're sure it's Zeref going on this date? I swear, she was all over you."

"You are jealous!"

Her face turned red and she averted his glance.

"Yeah, get over it."

His palms met her heated cheeks and turned her face towards his. The redhead continued to avoid looking at his glassy emerald eyes as his thumb gently traced circles around her face. He brought her chin up and leaned in closer to his beloved Erza .

"So cute."

"It's just that..."

She began to tear up and tried to look away, but Jellal kept pressing closer. At last her eyes met his and his heart felt crushed when he saw her moist eyes and vulnerable state.

"It's just that...I-We..We did everything we could to erase your past...and...and I just...I couldn't bear seeing you leave. I really couldn't...I couldn't live with myself if I lost you again. I...You don't know how glad I am that I can be with you everyday like this...Sincerely...Thank you so much, Jellal."

One of his arms lowered to encircle her waist and hold her tighter. He further closed the distance between them and recaptured her face in his hands.

His eyes gleaming with compassion and love, Jellal whispered softly onto her ear while pulling her into a deep hug.

"You're the one who should be thanked. If it weren't for you, Erza, I wouldn't be here right now. So let us be a mushy-gushy couple for the rest of today. Please?"

She smiled and pulled out of the hug, instead pulling him into a sweet kiss.

"I love you."

SPECIAL PRESENT FOR ALL YOU WONDERFUL READERS:

The Zeref Date

"ohmygodohmygoshohmylordohmyz eref IT'S ZEREF."

"Uh...Ultear?"

"Yes! Yes, that's me! Absolutely!"

"I think you're creepy. So...bye."

A/N: hey guys sorry for the super late update lol. School's been such a drag ughhhasdfghjkl.

I tried making this chapter longer, and fluffier for those of you that have asked HAHA, but as you can see it didn't work out too well. Sorry 'bout that.

If you want to hear about my school troubles, listen to a parody of "Part of Your World" from the little mermaid! ~ it's on my YouTube channel. Try to ignore the out of tune and pitchy singing. In fact, just turn the volume off and read the lyrics lol. My YouTube account it "bakamitaiii" so yup. It's amusing.

ANYWAYS. Thanks so much for reading, I love you guys! And as always, please leave a review c: