A/N: Yeah so I kinda let Ultear off the "Ihateyourfuckingguts" chain. I mean, she's a good person now. And she makes fun of Jellal. It's cute. So yeah, time for a new villain ._. But before that, LET THE MYSTWALKER BEGIN!
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The Transfer Student (part 2)
"Wow, we've been skipping school quite often recently..."
"Jellal, it's not 'skipping'- it's an excused, and completely purposeful 'absence'."
"Uh huh."
"Anyways, we have a load of makeup work to catch up on; so get going."
"Yes, mother."
He got a slap for that one.
"So today we're going to do a review on polynomials and their graphs. Does anyone know what a parabola looks like?"
Every student in the class avoided eye contact with the teacher and looked away in silence.
"Hey, Erza, what do you call a parrot that doesn't do his math homework?"
"...This isn't the time for-"
"POLLY-NO-MEAL! HAHAHA!"
"That was pathetic."
The teacher scoffed and walked closer to their desks.
"Mr. Fernandez, since you seem to be ever so knowledgable in polynomials, what does a parabola look like?"
"Oh, they look like happy faces and sad faces. When the leading coefficient is positive, the parabola makes a happy face and if it's negative, it makes a sad face."
"...Uh...yeah. Ok. Laxus, what does a hyperbola look like?"
"They look like boobs!"
"...Uh...no...well...sure. Ok then, what do hyperbolas never touch? Mystogan?
"Ass...uh...ass...uhm..."
"...TOTES. ASYMPTOTES. This class. My lord. Full of hormonal teenage boys. This material is from Algebra 2, COME ON PEOPLE."
Mystogan protested vehemently, "I didn't mean to just say ass! I swear!"
A cackle came from the front door as it swung open and revealed a VERY PROMISCUOUSLY dressed student with beautiful scarlet red hair.
"Hah. No one's going to believe that half assed-wimpy statement of yours. I'm surprised you even had the guts to transfer schools to avoid me, Mystogan. That's cute."
"You-"
The teacher coughed impatiently. "Well there you have it. A self introduction of your new classmate. Her name is-"
"Erza Knightwalker. Don't wear it out."
"Right. Anyways, Miss Knightwalker, has your uniform not arrived yet? Your skirt...uh well, your lack of a skirt, and also, well, a shirt as well...it's a problem. Could you perhaps put on some...clothes...or you know...pants?"
Knightwalker scowled and ignored the teacher's advice. "Yeah, yeah, whatever. I feel more comfortable in this. Don't I get a tour guide? I'm still new to the school, you know."
The teacher looked at the faces in the class. Many of the males volunteered, raising their hands vigorously in anticipation, wanting to spend time with the beautiful woman dressed in only a skimpy bra and panties.
"Mystogan?"
He turned towards the teacher with disdain on his face. "Yes...?"
"I understand that you and Miss Knightwalker went to the same school before you transferred. I'm sure you 2 have a lot to catch up with so I'll leave you to showing her around the school."
"But-"
Mystogan suddenly numerous death stares from his classmates behind him. The kind of "I hate you! Go die! You suck!" aura. But it's not like he wanted to be stuck with Knightwalker! Oh hell no, she was a nightmare.
Well, Erza Knightwalker was a beauty after all. In addition to her beauty, she had that cool unapproachable air to her. Oh, and again, she was wearing just about nothing.
Knightwalker grinned mischievously, "Sounds good to me. We were actually really close friends at Edo High, right, Mystogan?"
He glared at her before promptly letting his head fall to the desk with a bang.
"Why me..."
Jellal looked up in misbelief. "...2...there are...there are...2...ERZAS?!"
Scarlet narrowed her eyes as she examined the new student.
Good lord, this girl! She was violating so many school dress code rules right now-no, forget school rules- she was pretty much violating state laws regarding public nudity. How could someone who looked so similar to her have such exposing attire?!
Wait.
Knightwalker...
She'd heard that name before. Erza remembered that during her days as a gang leader that there was an infamous head from another school that was titled "Fairy Hunter".
Right, Erza Knightwalker the hunter of fairies.
She was notorious for picking fights with students from Fiore High. If Erza had recalled correctly, Knightwalker even harmed some of her comrades.
That bitch!
Walking around flaunting her ass and chest to the students of Erza Scarlet's school?
Scarlet's mood worsened exponentially as she clenched her fist and muttered under her breath, "that whore's gotta go".
Jellal glanced at Erza and immediately turned back.
He didn't really feel like getting castrated right now.
"What do you think you're doing, Erza?"
Knightwalker sneered and turned towards him.
"Quite the attitude you're giving me, no? I just wanted to come here. Problem?"
Mystogan sighed and looked her straight in the eyes. "Look, we both know that you're only doing this to get on my nerves."
"Hah? Me? Transfer schools for YOU? Wow, you've lost brain cells after coming to this trashy school."
"If it's so trashy, than why are you here?!"
"Can I not be here? No need to raise your voice. It just got boring at Edo, so I came here. Plus, I heard that the former Scarlet Princess attends Fiore High. I can't wait to check her out myself. Bye~"
And with that, as quickly as she appeared, she vanished, leaving Mystogan in a state of utter stress and confusion.
"Lord of the holy spirits, what have I done wrong in life? Zeref? Buddha? Jesus? Muhammad? Tell me what sin I have committed that entitles me to this torturous existence in the presence of that woman. Dammit."
"Erza!~"
Scarlet hugged Levy as she was ambushed by the short girl.
"What's up?"
"Sorry Levy, I'm not in the mood right now."
The blue haired student frowned and took Erza's hand in hers.
"We have a meeting today. Let's talk about it in the student council room."
Erza smiled solemnly as she allowed Levy to drag her to the room. Inside, Lucy and Mirajane were already in there. The blind was organizing some papers while Mira was making her "tea"- but let's face it; we all know it's beer.
Lucy looked up at the 2 females as they entered, "what's wrong, Erza? You look down. Did something happen with Jellal?"
The redhead chuckled and replied, "surprisingly, no. It's Knightwalker."
"Oh right, the new transfer student. I heard that she isn't uh...wearing...anything."
Erza scoffed and responded harshly, "huh, yeah, she's really not."
Mirajane giggled and brought her a glass of "tea". "I think Erza's just jealous that Miss Knightwalker has the same face as her but is loved by the male population of our school. It's okay Erza, I'm sure Jellal still prefers you~"
"Shut up, Mira! This is serious."
"If you didn't yell as much, the whole student body wouldn't be scared of you. You've got a pretty face afterall."
She growled and glared at the secretary. "Watch it."
"Joke! It was a joke, calm down. So why does Miss Knightwalker make you look like you're about to decapitate someone? I'm sure that look's also playing a role in scaring by boys too..."
"Disregarding your last comment, Erza Knightwalker is THE Fairy Hunter. Don't you guys remember? 2 years ago, many of our students came in injured and hurt. That whore was the cause of this. She was given the nickname "Fairy Hunter" for all of the students of Fiore High that she's harmed! Why would someone like her come to our school?! She's obviously plotting something. And it's our duty as the student council to stop her."
Suddenly, the door swung open and Jellal walked in.
"Aw, you guys started the meeting without me? That's not nice."
"Anyway, like I was saying-"
Lucy burst out into laughter and pointed at Jellal's sorrowful face.
"HAHAHA! You just got rejected! Ahahaha..."
"Oi, Lucy!"
Her giggles ceased immediately at the sound of Erza's irritated voice.
"Come on Erza, I'm the president of this school. That's gotta mean something, right?"
Scarlet ignored her boyfriend and continued where she left off.
"So I'll be using the help of some of our students to monitor her."
Jellal asked, puzzled "her? Who's her?"
Poor Jellal. Left out of everything.
"Hey, Gray!"
"E-Erza?! What uh, what do you wan-uh, what's up?"
"Don't look so nervous, Gray. I'm not going to hit you."
"Psh, I'm not scared of you."
"...Oh really."
"Yeah...uh...um...ANYWAYS, what can I do for you?"
"I need your help. I'm sure you've heard of Erza Knightwalker, right?"
"Right. The girl with the stripping problems."
"Gray."
"What."
"SHE'S NOT YOU; SHE DOESN'T HAVE STRIPPING PROBLEMS. She's just dresses like a prostitute."
"Wow. You can hurt me with words too."
"Moving on, I need you to make sure she's not up to anything bad. Remember the incident last year, when someone dubbed "Fairy Hunter" wiped out like half of our friends?"
He looked at her grimly, recalling that horrible time. "Of course I remember. They almost got you too." Gray clenched his teeth and growled, "I'll never forgive those bastards."
"Yeah. She's that person."
His eyes widened in shock and his lips finally curved into a wicked smile.
"Roger."
Erza smiled and patted his bare (lol) shoulder.
"I'm glad I can trust you. Do you know where Natsu is?"
"Yeah, he's beating up some freshman for buying the last loaf of bread...why-oh!"
Gray doubled over in pain, clutching his bare (lol again) abdomen.
"What-What was that for? I thought you weren't going to hit me!"
"That was for not stopping Natsu! Violence is never the answer."
"But...you just punched me in the gut..."
"Whatever. I'm counting on you, Gray."
When Erza found Natsu, he was with Jellal.
"What in the..."
The 2 separated and walked in the opposite direction until Jellal saw Erza a few meters away. He smiled and ran up to her.
"Hey, what're you doing here?"
"Oh, I was going to tell Natsu to be on the look out for someone."
"Knightwalker right?"
"Well, yeah. How'd you know?"
Jellal chuckled deeply and gently grabbed her hand, bringing it up to his lips. He chastely kissed the tips of her fingers and whispered into them, "I'm not stupid, Erza. I'll protect you and the student body. It's my job as the president; and your boyfriend."
Her face became flushed with shades if red and pink as she quickly attempted to retract her hands, but his grip was tight.
He grinned devilishly and lead her back to class, never letting go of her hand.
Erza slowly trailed behind him, completely flustered by his display of affection.
"How did you find out?"
"Silly, Erza. Did you forget already? I worked under Zeref for quite some time. How could the name of the infamous Fairy Hunter, the one that took out so many of my men, escape my mind?
Erza, she's dangerous."
"I know."
"Don't get involved."
"What?! Jellal, this is my school. I will fight for it. Plus, I have something to settle with her."
"No. It's too risky. You're going to get hurt."
"I am not! And even if I do, that's my fault for not being strong enough. But I will protect my friends and this school. You can't stop me."
"Please! Erza, I don't want to see you in danger. Let me handle this, I'm begging you."
"..."
"I'm going to take that as a yes."
He brought his lips up to her cheek and kissed her lightly.
"Let's go."
"Mystogan, aren't you supposed to be showing me around the school?"
"Well..."
He pointed south towards the double doored gates.
"..That's the exit."
"Tch, bitch."
A/N: yay I actually updated within a month and with a pretty long chapter c: I feel so proud of myself. The chapter was pretty bad though... ;_; I'm sorry. Leave a review. Complain to me and give me some suggestions on Twitter akahikarii please! Thank you guys so much for reading! I love yoooouuuu c:
