Pitch. The strict meany kind. The one who drives off of fear. The one that wanted to take over the world to just be believed in. The one that Tooth knocked a tooth out of. The one that was dragged back in the hole. The one that you would never think of having a wedgie.

The idea in Jack's mind always gave him the giggles. What if, under all that darkness, he had a major wedgie. Thinking about it almost made Jack fall out of the tree he was in. He swung his left leg while his right leg pulled close to his chest. His staff was being swung around in his right hand while his left held his head.

Out of his selective hearing, He could have sworn he heard the pitter patter of a certain guardian coming close. Bunnymund. He looked under his tree and there he stood. He also had the same idea, that was once he told him. Bunny was leaning against the tree looking up at his beloved.

"Hey there troublemaker." He said in his australian accent.

Jack chuckled and floated down, kissing his cheek. "Hey there big troublemaker." He giggled as Bunny wrapped his arms around him. Bunny was in one of those moods. Bunny dove into a kiss when unexpected he heard Jack just lean back and swung his head back, laughing.

"Hey! Mate!" he said picking Jack's head back up to look back at him. Jack was still laughing his ass off from the idea.

"Let me guess, Pitch with a wedgie?" Bunny said as he leaned him against the tree. Jack slid down it trying to catch his breath. "Guess so, since ya laughin' hard." He rolled his eyes. "When will ya just get ova' that idea?" Bunny asked him.

"Not until I get a picture" Jack replied. "Hey...we should"

"Should what?"

"Get a picture, I can give him the wedgie and you can take the picture, whata say?" He said poking him on the stomach with a stupid open mouth grin. "Please, Bunny" Jack begged.

Bunny had to look the other way to think cause Jack was too damn cute when he was like that. "Bunny, I'll go hop hop again~" He purred in Bunny's big ears. Bunny looked back him and smiled. "Fine but you have to promise"

Jack bowed to his beloved as you did to a king. "I swear I'll go hop hop~" Jack said as he then looked at his Bunny smiling. He smiled back and hugged him tightly. "Come on, this way" Jack said as he took Bunny toward Bunny's hole back to the Warren to get their camera.

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"I don't know about this mate, he could be anywhere" Bunny said as he held the digital camera to his chest and than a boomerang in the air to strike at any time. Not for himself but for his beloved, Jack. They were out in the wild around Pitches hole.

Jack was flying around. "PIIIIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHH!" he practically moaned. Soon after a while, a very mad and a very tired looking Pitch came out of his hole. Looks like they had caught him sleeping because he was only wearing his boxers and a large t-shirt that hung just right in the middle of his ass, all black.

He walked right over to Jack. " WHAT!" he yelled. "I WAS SLEEPING!" Pitch yelled pointing to the bed in the corner with a nightmare on the edge of it, staring right at them both. He then got a glance behind him. Bunnymund. "OH GOD I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING AND YOU GUYS JUST WANT GO RUIN EVERYTHING, EVEN MY SLEEP!" Pitch was a total drama queen when he was tired.

Jack couldn't even speak before he was walking back to his bed. He couldn't have asked for a perfect chance. He nudged his boyfriend than flew over to Pitch. "We know" Jack then went low and gave Pitch a major wedgie, giving out a loud and high scream. He was about two inches off the ground. What. The. Hell. A flash of light went on. Then another small one. He was then dropped and the duo ran for their lives.

"Run bitch!" Jack screamed as he was flying high and his boyfriend was running like nuts. Good thing he's a rabbit. "Hurry up kangaroo!" Jack said and before he knew it, it was a race.

Pitch was running on his nightmare, following the two while Bunny and Jack was in neck in neck to the entrance. A nightmare caught Jack off guard but was lucky enough to catch himself. They were soon out of the hole and far away from that place in the matter of seconds.

Bunny was breathing hard while Jack was laughing hard. "Did you hear that scream?" Jack doubled over and started laughing hard. "Let me see the picture" Jack asked for the camera. Bunny would have handed it too him if he didn't just lose it. Shit.

"uh oh"

"What do you mean...you didn't."

"Oh my gosh, mate I didn't mean fer that ta happen" Bunny tried to explain but Jack didn't want to hear it. "I can't believe you lost it!" Jack said to him.

While the couple argued, a very sinister man leaked in the woods behind him. He had the camera and then deleted the photo. He thought that was good enough but he had to remind himself who he was was. He was Pitch! Pitch Black! He was the Boogeyman and no one gives the Boogeyman a wedgie. He called his nightmares and they traced them down with Bunny's fear leaking off.

As the couple continued to argue, Pitch held up the camera and called out his mares to do as told. He then yelled, "GO!" and the horses were off. The guardians didn't have enough time to react and Jack was soon hanging, a foot off the ground in a death screaming wedgie while Bunny was being held by the most sensitive furs on his body. A flash went off and a dangit. After a minute or so they let them go and they both fled.

Pitch laughed about his victory as his mares came back to great him. "Good job, my beauties...now...let's...shit," he looked to his mares. "there were two flashes weren't there" The mares stood still. Shit.

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After a very long and skin crawling activity with Bunny, they both laid backed in his bed. Bunny took out the other camera. Jack looked at him. "You sneaky bastard"

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"GIVE ME THE CAMERA!" yelled Pitch. "LOL nope" oh bunny. Jack just laughed watching them.