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It was a wonderful morning!

Hilary just woke up from her wonderful lewd dream like any other day and stretched, only to find that she has somehow has a sudden growth spurt. The bed felt small, the sheets looks small, her pillow felt small, her pink pajamas feels tight-

Crash!

The bed collapsed due to her apparent weight gain, and no, she isn't fat. She just had an abnormal rapid growth spurt. Hilary groans, "I swear this definitely has something to do with mom's spaghetti." After blaming her mother for ruining her diet, she realized her voice feels wrong and it sounded deep like a man. "What happened to my voice?"

Her eyes finds it's way to look down and noticed another shocking surprise.

She was lacking boobs. Last time she checked, she wasn't flat as a washboard, well she wasn't also the huge busty chest type of girl like Mariah. There was also a tent forming between her thighs and she felt a sudden urge to touch it but pulled away when she felt the thing twitching. "What the hell is this?" She pull over the covers and there was indeed a huge bulge forming underneath her pajamas between her thigh where her vagina was also located. Hilary was horribly shocked.

Bravely, she took a peek. The thing sprung out of the garters of her pajamas and there it stood high and stiff in plain sight.

OH.

MY.

GOD!

Hilary got a massive freakout when she found out that she grew an appendage. It was a horrible nightmare. But she indeed pinch herself several times just to make sure everything was all just a dream, she was wrong, and her cheeks were starting to sting in pain.

"I GREW A PENIS! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO ME!?"

Then her phone starts ringing.

Meanwhile at our five now female protagonist...

Everyone was still not calm. In fact, they were still all in deep shock at the revelation that they all magically turned into girls. Admittedly they all agree that they were good looking. Oh yes, they could not help but stare at each others' huge rack, oddly enough, this had somehow calm them down plus groping their own boobs also helps but since Kai wasn't that much of a pervert he only sat on the floor in shock stupor as he tries to comprehend the situation.

"Huh... this isn't so bad" Tyson admitted. This was the first time they ever touch a woman's breast, well, technically those are their own breast and they were indeed women so... does that count?

They sat down together in a circle and discuss theories on how and why they turned into girls. Kenny list down their past enemies, taking notes on the probability that one of them is somehow the culprit behind this bizarre freaky friday switch, and today was in fact Friday. Kenny reasons that science has something to do with it, so he pinpoints their suspect: Dr. Zagart.

He went on with his theory, "He must've sent a team to abduct us in our sleep, then heavily gave us anesthesia so we won't feel the heavily operated procedure that gave us drop dead gorgeous bodies."

Tyson shuns his theory "screw medical science! I say our situation has something to do with dark mystical magic!"

Kenny didn't back down on his science theory and slightly took offense at his friend's rude outburst "Tyson, that's just silly"

"No you're silly!"

Ray tries to calm both his friends' down "guys take it easy. Were not going anywhere with all these arguing." Too bad all his efforts didn't work as Tyson and Kenny kept arguing about 'Science Vs. Magic'. Kai was back to his usual self as he sits with his arms crossed and determine a theory of who's the culprit behind this atrocity. Max felt a sudden sharp pain in his lower abdomen. At first it was mild and he didn't bother to mind it, right now however, was getting painful by minutes and then he felt something thick and warm that was soaking between his thighs. He excused himself to go to the bathroom. Once inside, he pulled down to his boxers and notice a massive red stain.

Max let out a high pitched scream that even made the bathroom windows crack.

Alerted by the blonde's distress, they ran for the bathroom and saw what looked like a massacre had occurred, "I'm bleeding!" Max screams "and it hurts!"

Because all of them has no idea of the female menstrual cycle and was probably absent on the day their school was teaching about Sexual Education. All, even the stoic Kai Hiwatari, panicked. Tyson immediately calls for help "Hello? operator I need an ambulance! my friend is bleeding from her, from her..." he could utter the word vagina, so he uses a word he was more comfortable in saying, "her private place!"

While Tyson's conversation took place. Ray tries to stop the bleeding by stuffing toilet papers at the blonde's genitalia. When it didn't work, Kai suggest to use the towels to suffice. Kenny fainted at the sight of blood everywhere.

"How old is she?" ask the operator.

"15, is that important right now!? she's bleeding"

There was laughter on the line.

"Why are you laughing!? my friend is dying!" Tyson was panicking, he wasn't taken so seriously. He hangs up and called the only person that will help them in this situation.

Tachibana Residence

Her phone was ringing. It was Tyson, surely he'll help in her sudden sex change situation.

"Tyson!" Hilary forgets that she was now a man and Tyson has no idea and mistakes her as her dad.

"Mr. Tachibana is Hilary there?"

Even Hilary wonders who the hell was this girl on the phone with her "This IS Hilary! and who is this?! where's Tyson?"

"Hilary?"

"Yes I am Hilary! I don't know what happened but I got turned into a man! A MAN!"

"Good!"

"Excuse me!?"

"This will make it easier for you to believe me. Hilary, me and the guys are turned into girls!"

"What the hell!?"

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Will they ever be saved from Boris' devious revenge? To be Continued

(A/N): Do you know what else is hilarious? exploiting the next chapter, yeah, thinking about it right now. But I should really update "No sex for a Month."

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