Loric and Human
(A Cold Day in Hell) 15 weeks
Chapter 6 is finally up! Sorry it took three months to do, you guys, and probably sucks but I've been trying to figure out what to do with story, originally it was only going to be nine chapters but I've decided to do more and have been brain storming ideas for different chapters and where I want 'Loric and Human' to go. I also flicked through 'The Power of Six' to get a better idea of the characters and I watched 'I am Number Four' twice and will supplement in the overlooked legacies of Jane and John. Thank you to all of those who have been keeping an eye on this story, for all of those who thought I'd forgotten about this story and all my fans...totally proved you wrong! Thanks for the input on Chapter 5 to those of you that gave a review. I also went back and edited all my chapters, mostly spelling and grammar because it was driving me nuts.
Nonchalant187: I was hoping to give a much more emotional chapter and mostly force Jane to face the reality of the situation and how serious and delicate it is. Thanks for the input and telling me what you like so I can give more.
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spiritedghost: You officially hold the title of 'longest review' to date on this story, congrats. Yes, the conception is going to be outlined in another chapter and you need to remember the mood swings, one second Jane will be submissive and the next she will be decapitating you with one swipe like a grizzly bear to a moose, she is pregnant but not human so just run with it for me until I get into the details in a later chapter.
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Zelda's Hero: Well considering she's mysteriously pregnant with wild hormone swings, be on the lookout that she doesn't explode as her world turns upside-down and inside-out but thanks for the tip about John's behaviour, he will be punished. Thanks for the input, hope you like the results of it.
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"This is ridiculous," Jane growled, her arms folded over her chest as she alternated between watching Sarah and John pack.
"You sound like you've become domesticated," John said teasingly as he loaded more clothing into a suitcase while Sarah was concentrating on packing away her cameras. "If this was back when we first met, you'd be asking why we were still here-."
"No, I'd be out hunting some mogadorians," Jane said in a ticked tone, her eyes narrowed dangerously, imagining dropping the male loric from a great height or shooting his ass.
"Jane," Sarah said warningly as she picked up on the less than friendly thoughts and aggravation from her beloved. "Remember the talk we had."
Jane ground her teeth with frustration as she closed her eyes and forced herself to calm down, a hand touching her abdomen unconsciously to assure herself that her little passenger was alright as her muscles relaxed and her breathing eased. The tension slowly seeped out of her body as she opened her eyes again and glared at John when she saw him giving her a smirk before she stomped off, vowing to pay him back. "Sarah!"
"In the studio, beautiful," Sarah called patiently and smiled when she felt arms wrap around her waist but continued packing her cameras, making sure everything fit perfectly. "You ok?"
Jane grunted in reply, something between a frown and a pout on her face, oh how she hated mood swings with a passion. "Do we have to move?"
"It's for you and the baby's protection," Sarah said calmly and smiled at the twitch and the annoyance her beloved was giving off. "I know you're getting tired of hearing that and just want to go out there and kick some ass but you need to take it easy. Our bond might be giving me instincts to protect you and keep you both safe but I'm only human so I want fighting to be the very last resort. I also know deep down you know you're not supposed to fight right now, remember how you froze up with the mogs that time?"
Jane blushed and looked away, her pride still sore over the entire incident but she knew the deep down feeling Sarah was vaguely referring to. It was almost like a numbing pulse had gone through her body, wiping away everything except the single objective to protect her unborn child and flee. The entire thing had shaken her and she still didn't know where it had come from but she wasn't about to risk freezing up again unless she had no choice.
"Jane?"
"I know," Jane said tiredly, a miserable look coming into her eyes, and she loosened her hold to let the smaller woman turn around to face her and she felt even more miserable at the sympathetic look in the hazel eyes before soft lips pecked her cheek. "What was that for?"
"For doing this," Sarah said softly as she looped her hands around the loric's neck while her beloved's went around the small of her back in a simple embrace. "I know you hate it and feel like you're weak but you're not-."
"Everyone is running around while I'm being hustled to some remote location like some child," Jane said bluntly, a scowl on her face at her statement as John walked by the door with a packed suitcase. "I'm Six, I'm a loric warrior, I'm-."
"Pregnant," Sarah said dryly, looking at her mate with a raised brow before pressing her forehead against the taller woman's affectionately. "And it isn't forever, so just be patient before making your triumphant return to the warrior ranks."
Jane rolled her eyes at the playful jab before smiling fondly at the woman in her arms. "I love you."
"Love you too," Sarah whispered, claiming a soft kiss before refocusing on packing and heard a weary sigh from her lover before she walked off to find something else to amuse herself with.
"Hello?"
"Jane, door," Sarah called without pausing in her packing.
Jane rolled her eyes. "I have ears, I'm not deaf," she said sarcastically as she wandered through the house to greet Marina. "Shouldn't you be with your keeper?"
Marina huffed. "I'm not a monkey, I don't have a keeper, and Adelina is going over maps and figuring out where would be safe places to stop," she explained with a sniff before glancing at Jane's belly.
"My face is up here," Jane said dryly and smirked when the younger loric blushed and met her eyes. "You want something to eat? I don't think they've taken the food yet."
"Lemonade?" Marina asked hopefully as she followed the woman to the kitchen and brightened instantly when she saw the pitcher before accepting a glass eagerly. "Thanks."
"No problem," Jane said lightly before sipping her own glass before spitting it out, coughing harshly.
"Six!" Marina exclaimed, alarm on her face.
Jane coughed harshly before waving off the concerned expression as she cleared her throat again before sipping some water with a grimace. "I'm alright."
"Are you sure?" Marina asked worriedly, peering at the loric as if she might see something wrong.
"Yeah, I think the lemonade is off though," Jane said with a grimace as she eyed her glass.
Marina's expression fell instantly. "Aw, really?" she complained as she looked at her own glass before taking a cautious sip and blinked when it tasted normal. "Mine tastes alright, maybe it's just yours?"
Jane frowned before sipping from the younger loric's glass and spat it up into the sink with a noise of disgust. "That's gross!"
Marina snatched back her glass, a frown on her face. "It's delicious, maybe your weird sardine, pickle and chocolate sauce food has killed your tastebuds."
"Hey, I'll have you know that stuff is life changing," Jane said sternly before hearing Sarah coming down the hallway. "Sarah, tell her."
Sarah rolled her eyes as she adjusted the grip on her box. "It's life changing, her hormones are changing her tastes without her noticing."
Marina nodded slowly, her mouth forming a small 'o' as the mystery was solved and she took another sip of lemonade, just to be sure it was alright and the world wasn't leaning too far to the left where lemonade was disgusting.
Sarah walked into the garage through the adjoining door, glad that they could load the car without attracting suspicion from the neighbours. "So what brings you by, Marina?"
"I wanted to keep Six company since Adelina is busy and Four is helping you pack," Marina said casually, trying to keep a smooth face.
"Liar, you just came for the lemonade," Jane said shortly, suspicion in her eyes and she smirked when the younger loric blushed darkly and ducked her head guiltily before she pushed the pitcher to her. "Go for your life then, tastes gross to me and someone has to drink it all."
"Hey! What about those of us that are working?" Sarah said indignantly, not minding a glass of cold lemonade.
Jane sneered. "I'm working too."
"I don't see a box in your arms," Sarah shot back.
"I'm being an incubator," Jane huffed.
Sarah twitched, not having a comeback for that one and quite frankly didn't want to start something with that in the mix, especially when it was coupled with mood swings that would scare the most terrifying of serial killers, and she resumed loading the boxes into the back of the car.
"Yummy," Marina said happily as she finished her glass of lemonade before pouring another and glanced at Jane's abdomen again.
Jane twitched when she noticed the look and watched the level rise in the glass before deciding to speak up when it reached the danger point. "You planning a flood with lemonade by any chance, Marina?"
Marina blinked before yelping when the lemonade started to overflow and she quickly put the pitcher down, looking at her overflowing glass with a pout over the waste.
"That wouldn't have happened if you hadn't been staring at me like some kind of zoo attraction," Jane said dryly, meeting the protesting face with an unimpressed expression, clearly showing she wasn't about to believe whatever lie Marina concocted. "Yes, I'm pregnant, no, you're not dreaming or mentally unstable as far as I can tell but if you are, I want to know why you're dreaming/hallucinating about me being pregnant, and no, it's not going to disappear if you don't look every five seconds."
Marina blushed but nodded meekly. "Sorry, Six, it's just...you're the first female loric to get pregnant and it'll be the second baby of the next generation of our race...it's kinda weird."
"The whole thing or the 'me' factor?" Jane inquired with a raised brow.
Marina struggled with herself, weighing the chances of receiving bodily harm for her answer. "The Six factor."
Jane nodded wearily, an expression of agreement on her face as she looked down at her belly. "I'm still on that page too," she admitted before smirking and looked up to grin wolfishly at the suddenly nervous loric. "I honestly thought it was going to be you."
Marina spluttered instantly, turning bright red, the very picture of indignation. "I-I-I don't even have a life mate yet!"
"Accidents happen," Jane said teasingly, enjoying winding up the younger loric. "Better be careful what you eat and who you touch, we still don't know how I ended up like this and who knows who might be next?"
Marina gulped loudly, fear on her face, before she glanced at the glass of lemonade and then back at Jane. "Y-You're joking, right?"
Jane just grinned before getting up and walking out, feeling pleased with the work she'd done and could sense the frustration from the other loric as she tried to figure out whether or not her favourite beverage was safe to drink. She lounged around the house for the next four hours until Adelina arrived to help finish packing up and she grudgingly climbed into the backseat of the car, eyeing the back of the Cêpan's head warily as her lover slipped in beside her.
"You buckled in?" Sarah asked, trying to snap the loric out of her glaring.
Jane huffed but reluctantly clipped her seatbelt on as the garage door opened and Adelina pulled out and onto the road smoothly, to anyone walking out in the street or peering out their window, it looked like just another car going for an innocent drive to the store.
"I'm going to miss this place. We were only here five months this time," Sarah said with a hint of sadness in her voice and eyes as she looked out the window before feeling a hand slip into hers and give it a gentle squeeze. "But change is good..."
Jane watched her mate silently, regret and guilt in her eyes since she was generally the cause for each time they had to move and she knew it was a little taxing on her human lover even if she didn't say anything but she made sure the next place was worth it and tried to keep the woman looking on the brighter side of the situation.
"There are better places than Michigan," Adelina said pointedly as she pulled onto the interstate smoothly, seeing John following in the SUV.
"Maybe we can spend a few months in Hawaii," Sarah mused as she leaned back against her mate. "Sun, sand, surf, sounds like fun and I can take lots of pictures of the islands, what do you think?"
"Sun sounds good," Jane commented as she wrapped an arm around the woman, a thoughtful look on her face before a smile tugged the corners of her lips. 'I'd get to see you in a skimpy bikini.'
Sarah blushed and ducked her head to hide her embarrassment. 'And you think I'd wear a skimpy bikini?'
'I'll say 'please',' Jane needled, imagining her beloved in a red bikini before smirking at the muffled squeak of embarrassment before she was pinched and the image fled. 'Come on, I deserve a treat.'
'You were complaining the entire time we were packing, how are you deserving of a treat in the form of me in a skimpy red bikini?' Sarah asked dryly, looking at her mate expectantly as she waited for an answer before feeling a finger trace her jaw softly as blue eyes met hazel.
'Well...I am supposedly making your baby from scratch, that's deserving of a treat in the form of you in a skimpy red bikini...isn't it?' Jane inquired quietly and felt a hand slide over her abdomen protectively and could feel the flare of protectiveness from her lover as the hazel eyes seemed to blaze for a second before a soft kiss claimed her lips.
'It is,' Sarah said softly before breaking the kiss gently and looked at her mate lovingly. 'And no matter where we go or how many times we have to move, I don't care as long as I do it with you.'
Jane nodded, pressing her forehead against the other woman's before smirking slightly. 'Considering I'm pregnant I think you've got the 'do it' part down pat, babe."
Sarah blushed slightly before looking down at the pang of sadness she felt and the arm around her tightened comfortingly. 'I wish we knew-.'
'I know,' Jane said quietly, her eyes solemn as she felt the sadness grow in her mate and she wished she knew who the father of the being inside her was. 'I wish my Cêpan was still around, I'd ask her how to sort out this mess and how it even happened...it does help when you say it's yours though, Sarah.'
Sarah nodded in acknowledgement and rubbed her beloved's abdomen gently, feeling the firmness under her hand. "It's ours," she said softly and managed a small smile before accepting the tender kiss, feeling a hand slip over hers gently.
Jane smiled back warmly and rested her forehead against her lover's affectionately, love practically radiating from her blue eyes. 'So do I have you to thank for the cravings?'
Sarah made herself look indignant at the question but ruined it with a smile. 'If it'll make you feel better and as long as that doesn't mean I have to eat them with you.'
'You haven't even tried them though!' Jane protested with a frown.
'More for you that way,' Sarah shot back instantly, not about to take any chances and end up eating or drinking the evil concoction.
Jane rolled her eyes before laying down, settling her head in her mate's lap and closed her eyes when fingers entangled themselves in her hair, massaging her scalp pleasantly as she adjusted her seatbelt to get more comfortable. "Mmm~," she groaned at the wonderful fingers buried in her hair and twitched when Sarah swapped hands so she could rest a hand on her belly. "We agree to this move with protest."
Adelina snorted back laughter at the statement as she shook her head and turned on the radio to listen to some music as she focused on the road, glancing in the rear view mirror regularly to check where their back up was.
'Life is a highway, how original,' Jane commented as she listened to the song on the radio.
'It's good travelling music,' Sarah said with a cheesy smile before grinning at the look she earned from her mate. 'Although if you spin it another way...all night long?'
Jane grinned, remembering a few 'all nighters' herself, before settling down with a sigh, mulling over how much her life had changed since finding her mate and how it had changed for the better. A smile tugged the corners of her lips as she browsed from one happy memory to another before looking down at her abdomen, wondering what memories the future might bring as she slowly drifted off.
Two Weeks Later:
"Jane, wake up," Sarah said gently as she shook her beloved awake and smiled at the groaned protest while the tanned face scrunched up with displeasure. "Come on, I'm wearing that skimpy red bikini."
Jane shot awake in a heartbeat and looked around instantly. "Where?"
Sarah choked back a laugh at the reaction and grinned at the expectant face, kissing the soft lips affectionately. "In your dreams...at least until we move somewhere warmer," she said teasingly before helping the woman sit up properly and watched the blood drain from her face and bit back a smile. "It's not that bad."
Jane's forehead creased, a weak protest on her lips as she looked around at the snow, the cold snow, she hated the cold! Everyone knew that! "I want to move again."
"We just got here and it's not that bad," Sarah said soothingly before opening the door and grinned at the yelp from the loric at the gush of cold air that flooded the car before the door slammed shut on its own. "Jane, no using your legacies, you know they're acting up."
"It's cold and disgusting, I'm not getting out," Jane said stubbornly, defiance in every line of her body. "Whose idea was it to move us here anyway?"
"John's," Sarah said blankly as she watched her mate, the fiercest loric warrior in existence, throw a tantrum like a two year old.
Jane scowled darkly. "I'm gonna kill him."
"No killing and this is for you and the baby's protection, we'll probably end up moving again in a few months and I promise if we do it'll be to someplace hot where I can wear a skimpy red bikini," Sarah said patiently and could feel the resistance wearing down before a heavy sigh announced her triumph.
"Better be a damn skimpy bikini," Jane muttered as she pulled on the sweater followed by a thickly padded jacket before the door was opened again and she shivered at the cold that touched her face before stepping out gingerly, cringing at the crunch of snow under her feet. "I'm in hell and it's bloody cold!"
Sarah smiled as she climbed out of the car behind her beloved, watching their breath mist in the frigid air, before she looked towards the house and dearly hoped for everyone's sake there was hot water and heating in there or else Jane was going to murder them all in a hormonal rage. "It's beautiful and so different from Michigan-."
"I miss Michigan," Jane said with disgust as she shook a bit of snow off her boot. "Where are we?"
"Dauphin, Manitoba, Canada," Adelina said briskly as she rubbed her hands together to try and warm up.
"Hell has an address," Jane muttered as arms wrapped around her comfortingly.
"Let's go check it out," Sarah said with sudden eagerness, seeing she was going to have to be the one looking on the brighter side this time as she pulled a reluctant Jane towards the house.
'Hate, hate, hate,' Jane chanted in her head with each crunch of snow.
Sarah rolled her eyes. 'You hate the cold, you don't hate this, we could make snow angels and snowmen or snuggle in bed.'
Jane perked up slightly at the idea of staying in bed with her mate longer and made her wonder if there was a fireplace they could curl up in front of together, just the thought of it made goose bumps rise as a pleasurable shiver went up her spine. "Is there going to be hot fudge?"
"Marina loves hot fudge," Adelina said with a smile before blinking when Sarah turned bright red before pinching the bridge of her nose at Jane's wide grin. "You two have turned innocent treats into dirty pleasures."
"Don't knock it til you try it," Jane said with a smirk as she leered at the older loric before grinning when she saw Sarah hurrying towards the house to hide her embarrassment, it was a wonder the snow didn't melt.
Adelina frowned, suspicion on her face as her gaze bore into the woman. "You're still tormenting me, aren't you?"
"What gave it away?" Jane asked with mock disappointment as she followed Sarah, a smirk on her face.
Adelina sighed wearily as she leaned back against the car and rubbed her sore eyes, knowing it was going to take a long time and a miracle for Jane to ever forgive her for turning her back on their race. "How many times do I need to say sorry before you forgive me?"
"I'd answer that but I've been told getting angry is bad for the baby," Jane called back casually before closing the door loudly. "The other Cêpan died while you just abandoned our people."
"Jane," Sarah said warningly, sensing the increase in anger and gave the loric a stern look. "I know you don't like Adelina but you're going to tolerate her, unless you want to start seeing a human doctor?"
Jane muttered under her breath darkly.
"Jane," Sarah growled.
Jane twitched and shifted uncomfortably at the sudden surge of dominance from her mate that took away her resistance and defiance as if she were a small child being scolded for trying to take a cookie before dinner. "Fine...I still wish Katarina was here instead though."
Sarah relaxed with a sigh, sadness wandering the edges of her eyes as she embraced her beloved. "I know and I wish she was here too, you'd be so much more comfortable," she murmured, resting her forehead against the tanned one gently. "And less likely to kill your friend's Cêpan."
"I want her here because she was the closest thing to a mother I knew," Jane confessed softly, sorrow on her face. "This stupid war took her from me, she won't get to see how much stronger I am, help me through this, won't get to meet my baby, I wish..."
"I'm sure wherever she is, Jane, she's watching over you and always will be and as long as you remember her, she won't really be gone," Sarah said comfortingly and returned the soft smile before kissing her mate tenderly, feeling the lingering grief from the Cêpan's death withdraw from immediate thought. "You want to look around?"
Jane nodded after a minute, slipping her hand into her beloved's, before letting her show her around the house and she took note of the solid bed heaped with blankets before inspecting the shower and bathtub that might accommodate two people at once if positioned right. She immediately fell to her knees in the sitting room that adjoined the dining room and kitchen, staring at the heater almost as if it were a gift from the heavens, her eyes running over the multiple burners and she wondered what kind of heat output it had.
"I think we just found your favourite room in the house," Sarah mused playfully at the reaction before starting up the heater and could see the delight and relief on Jane's face as she shifted closer. "Not too close, I don't want you two roasted."
"Uh-huh," Jane said absently as she shifted to soak in more warmth like a lizard sunning on a rock at midday.
"Someone want to get the door?" John called from outside.
Sarah rolled her eyes before opening the door and watched the loric stagger in with the numerous boxes, a large number of them floating behind him as Marina, Adelina and a haughty Luke brought up the rear with the remaining boxes, setting them down in the hall. "Thanks and thanks for getting the heater."
"Six doesn't like the cold," Marina said with a giggle, spotting Jane in front of the device already.
"It's the last place anyone would think to look for her though," John said teasingly, oblivious to the murderous thoughts aimed at him from a certain pregnant loric bent on revenge. "We already installed the security system and checked out the area for you so just unpack what you need."
"You shouldn't keep so much crap," Luke sneered before kicking a box.
Sarah flinched when she heard something break in the box, most likely one of her cameras and she forced herself to calm down, not wanting to rile up Jane.
"Five!"
Sarah closed her eyes, too late.
"It's my crap so don't kick it!" Jane snapped angrily and could sense the disapproval from her mate but was glad she was keeping quiet instead of barking at her to calm down and making her seem like an obedient dog in front of the others. "And if you broke something I'll break something of yours and it won't be painless!"
"Ok, everyone calm down," Adelina ordered sternly, giving Jane a look before hustling Luke out of the house before things could get physical and more than the box's contents got broken.
"I'm just going to move these to the bedroom," John said uncomfortably before hurrying out of the room with Marina, leaving Sarah to deal with the irate female loric.
Sarah rolled her eyes at the cowardly retreat before trailing a finger along the tanned cheek softly, a smile playing on her lips when a startled look overcame her lover, before she swooped down and claimed the soft lips in a breath-stealing kiss. "Calm down."
Jane closed her eyes as she enjoyed the attention-commanding kiss, well aware of the fact she was being distracted but didn't overly mind when a kiss like this was involved and she reluctantly broke it for air. "How you manage to talk while kissing I'll never know."
"It's a talent," Sarah said with a playful grin, pleased that the scowl was gone from the beautiful face and pecked the woman on the lips sweetly. "You stay here while I get everything unpacked."
"No, no, I'll do it," Jane said insistently as she scrambled up and over to the boxes.
Sarah grinned at the behaviour, damn she was good. "How sweet of you," she said innocently as she watched Jane sort out which boxes had to go where. She smiled before going to help John move them and unpacked the bedroom while John unpacked the kitchenware with Jane's supervision and Marina checked the security system.
Several hours later:
"And we are done," Sarah said with a sigh before blinking when Adelina walked in with groceries for the empty fridge and pantry. "Wow, thanks, Adelina."
"No problem," Adelina said as she started putting away the cold food so it wouldn't spoil and raised a brow when she saw Jane curled up in front of the heater under a pile of blankets. "Be careful how close Six gets to that thing and no boiling hot showers or baths."
Sarah cringed at having to tell Jane the rules and made a note to have some sardines, pickles and chocolate sauce on hand to soften her up for the bad news. "I'll be sure to tell her."
John and Marina laughed, imagining Jane's reaction to having her heat supply restricted and were glad it wasn't their job to tell her. "Good luck," they chorused with cheeky grins.
Adelina frowned at the grins as she stepped out of Sarah's way as they put away the rest of the food before she looked over at Jane and her frown deepened a fraction more at the cagey movements from the loric warrior but decided against probing the hormonal woman about it. "It's getting late, we should get going."
Sarah blinked before checking the time and was surprised at how late it was getting. "Yeah, where are you guys staying?"
"Marina and I are relocating not too far from here to keep an eye on you two. John will be staying for a few days before heading back," Adelina said calmly as she marshalled her charge to the door with John. "If you need anything, just call."
"Ok, thanks, you guys," Sarah said gratefully, accepting hugs from the three happily before showing them out and watched them head to the cars before she yelled when John disappeared up to his neck suddenly with a splash. "John!"
"I'm alright!" John said quickly as his teeth chattered from the cold water before finding it freeze almost solid, immobilising him as he struggled to break free. "A little help?"
Marina shook from suppressed laughter, tears in the corners of her eyes as she looked at the older loric, she'd been just a step behind him and seen him step on the deceptive patch of snow before sinking up to his neck in freezing cold water. The whole thing was so childish and simple that it was hilarious that John had fallen for it, especially considering how cautious they all were, and she watched Adelina tap the top of the ice block experimentally.
Sarah rushed back inside to get her jacket before seeing a very smug Jane sitting in the window, several thick blankets wrapped around her as she watched. "Tell me you didn't have anything to do with that, Jane."
"To do with what?" Jane asked innocently.
"You know what I mean," Sarah said sternly.
"I'm afraid I have no idea what you mean."
"Don't play dumb."
"I'm not playing dumb."
"You're sitting in the window!"
"Is it a crime to sit in a window?"
"You were watching the whole thing!"
"Watching what?"
"Watching John fall into the ice!"
"He did? I'm sorry I missed seeing something like that."
"Uh-huh, I'm sure you are...except you're sitting in the window watching Adelina try and get him out!"
"No I'm not, I looking at our new backyard."
"The backyard that you created a hole in, filled said hole with water before covering it with a lump of snow for John to walk into?"
"Of course not."
"Liar... He did make a funny scream when he fell in."
"Yeah, that was pretty funny."
"Ha! I knew it!"
"You have no proof."
"Confess and I'll give you a massage with the rose oil."
"..."
"I also packed the cowgirl hat."
"He deserved it, he knows I hate the cold and he goes and relocates us to hell and before that he was giving me lip back in Michigan and if he thought he was going to get away with it without repercussions then it's a cold day in hell for him," Jane said bluntly, a scowl on her face. She'd been planning her revenge ever since John had gotten the balls to yell at her back in Michigan and as the saying goes, revenge is best served cold...ice cold.
"Jane!" Sarah said accusingly. "You know you're not supposed to be using your legacies!"
"I didn't use them!"
"Yeah right, I'm supposed to believe you went outside?"
"Ummm-."
"Jane!"
"I was careful and I'm perfectly calm, look, no stress, I feel sooo much better now."
Sarah pinched the bridge of her nose, a look of forced patience on her face as she tried to figure out how to control her pregnant mate.
"I also froze Five to the car by his tongue and lips," Jane added quickly before holding her breath.
"Darling! I love you!" Sarah cooed as she enveloped the triumphant and smug loric in a loving embrace, pressing a kiss to her cheek happily.
Jane grinned widely at the affection. Oh yeah, she gets revenge on John and Luke and sets herself up for a hot night of massage and other erotic activities. She shivered as a perverted look went through her eye, hot damn she was good.
I'm sure you can all imagine what happens next and I leave it up to you to decide whether or not getting a massage and a round of 'cowgirl and bronco' was Jane's end game all along. Try not to flame too harshly, I know it wasn't up to the usual standard but the next one will be better, I promise. Please review, I can only make it better if you tell me what's missing and would six reviews be out of the question? I don't care if the same person reviews six times, six reviews is six reviews to me!