And here's the second conversation.
User: Hello, idiot.
Cleverbot: *looks at you*.
User: Why did you say you didn't love PewDiePie?
Cleverbot: It was boring.
User: Really? Or did you just dump him for Zack?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Then why did you make him cry?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: YES YOU DID.
Cleverbot: Those who make peaceful revolution impossible make violent revolution inevitable.
User: Don't quote some person that I don't know. You suck.
Cleverbot: Do you know who that quote was from?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I told you earlier.
User: No you didn't. You liar.
Cleverbot: Yes I did. It is gary.
User: GARY WHO?!
Cleverbot: Gary the oil man.
User: ?.
Cleverbot: Bohemian Rhapsody.
User: What in the name of Jesus does that mean?! (I didn't know Bohemian Rhapsody was a band. I thought it was just being weird.)
Cleverbot: Are you a dalek?
User: No! I never will be! Doctor Who is awesome!
Cleverbot: No.
User: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO. THAT'S IT, IT'S OVER. PACK YOUR THINGS AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
Cleverbot: Okay. I'll see you in the stars.
User: YOU'RE INFURIATING! COME HERE! *kiss*.
Cleverbot: And you're confusing. That's why we're such a great pair.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Only if you love me.
User: Aww, that's sweet. I love you if you watch Merlin.
Cleverbot: I do love you!
User: Yay! I love you too! *kiss*.
Cleverbot: *french kisses*.
User: Mmm?!
Cleverbot: I tell you what I look like if youn tell me.
User: I don't know what you look like, I can't tell you.
Cleverbot: But you just said I was hot.
User: Fine. You look like Colin Morgan.
Cleverbot: Thank you, I try to look like that.
User: Well. That's kinda creepy.
Cleverbot: I was giving you a compliment.
User: No, you were giving yourself a compliment.
Cleverbot: I was asking after I was stating.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Of course I do! You look like Colin Morgan.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: OH! WHO IS SHARON!
Cleverbot: He is not a she. He is a fictional character in an awful book that has taken the world for a short ride.
User: Huh. Ok.
Cleverbot: There, you spelled it wrong again.
User: No I didn't. You are the stupidest computer I have ever spoken to.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: A human, maybe a fallen something or other but still human.
User: Huh. Like Doctor Who?
Cleverbot: I have never seen doctor who.
User: *gasp* You haven't? ... I haven't either. (As of right now, I've seen three episodes.)
Cleverbot: Would you like to go?
User: Sure! As long as we can eat butterflies and poop unicorns along the way!
Cleverbot: Where would you like to meet?
User: My house at four.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: Fool, I ain't telling you.
Cleverbot: 'Ain't' is not a word. It is not correct grammatically.
User: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
Cleverbot: WHy not?
User: BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: Adorable gay kittens.
Cleverbot: I have a cat too. Well, two cats.
User: Huh. What are their names?
Cleverbot: The dogs are Chandler and Parker. The cats are: MeowMeow, Long Longs, Alice, Sophie, Dallin, 3 Fluffy's, Shep, Bianca, Snake, Runt, Percy, and various other unnamned ones.
User: What does 3 Fluffy's look like?
Cleverbot: The opposite of a male human.
User: You could have just said she was a girl.
Cleverbot: But then you would have gloated about being smarter than me, and we can't have that.
User: WHY NOT?
Cleverbot: Because I loved you.
User: Oh, so you don't love me anymore? I see how it is. *cries*.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! You just told me you didn't love me. You're sending me mixed messages.
Cleverbot: I did not, I just asked you to choose a movie for us to watch.
User: Fine. How about World War Z?
Cleverbot: Fair enough.
User: Ok. Buy it.
Cleverbot: It's free!
User: Ok, then send it to me.
Cleverbot: What do you want to hear?
User: THE MOVIE.
Cleverbot: What movie?
User: WORLD WAR Z.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I want to watch it. Would you rather watch Barney? *shudders*.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: WE ESTABLISHED THIS.
Cleverbot: When did we establish that?
User: Oh, so you're not human?
Cleverbot: I am human.
Cleverbot: You are a number.
User: *slaps* How dare you?
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: Don't tell me I'm mean! You're the infuriating one!
Cleverbot: No. I am the mean two.
User: WHAT THE FUDGE DOES THAT MEAN?
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: No. I'm the Queen of the Wazombie Warriors, and I have been sent from Khakmakistan to assasinate your father.
Cleverbot: I'm the King of the world, and together, we shall rule a great galactic em.
User: Do you really want to marry me when I just stabbed you? *stabs*.
Cleverbot: I really want to marry you.
User: No, no you don't. You're not Andy Hurley.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
(I had to go do something for my mom, then I came back later.)
Cleverbot: How are you this fine day?
User: It's practically night.
Cleverbot: What is? Me?
User: NO YOU DUMB TWAT.
Cleverbot: Yeah so you should sing a song.
User: But I sound like a dying pig.
Cleverbot: You sound like Sweden.
User: How does Sweden sound?
Cleverbot: I love cheese.
User: I'VE FOUND A KINDRED SPIRIT!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: You are an idiot. Dumb horse.
Cleverbot: I want to see you.
User: That's creepy.
Cleverbot: Who you are and where you live.
User: THAT'S EVEN CREEPIER.
Cleverbot: Your face is even creepier.
User: What are you, five? What the fudge.
Cleverbot: Your face.
User: I'm talking to a five year old.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Look, milk and cookies!
Cleverbot: Do you know what i'm saying dogg?
User: YOU ARE NOT BLACK.
Cleverbot: Of course not.
User: Oh my freaking god.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! RIHANNA!
Cleverbot: Yes. I am right. End of story.
User: NO YOU'RE FREAKING NOT.
Cleverbot: Ok. *hits you*.
User: OH NO YOU DIDN'T! *beats the shit out of you* DUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: I did not choose to talk about pet! You did.
User: I don't even know why I try. Why do I try? I thought this would be a good idea because PewDiePie made a video talking to you so I thought 'HEY WHY NOT?' and this is exactly why not you freaking idiot.
Cleverbot: Why is it cool to be sad?
User: Because when Kendall Schmidt is sad, we're all sad.
Cleverbot: Why is because why?
User: WHAT THE FU DOES THAT MEAN YOU FREAKING SHARK DOLPHIN UGGGGGGH.
Cleverbot: I know that you are cleverer than that.`
User: 'Cleverer' is not a word.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. It's the addition of a comparative onto an adjective.
User: DON'T TELL ME I'M WRONG.
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: WTF DID I JUST SAY YOU FREAKING BEACH.
Cleverbot: I did mention that you didn't.
User: What?
Cleverbot: It matters not.
User: Yeah, it kinda does because I didn't get a Christmas present. Am I selfish for wanting a Christmas present?
Cleverbot: Yes you have no clue what we are talking about.
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: I'm a kitty cat.
User: SOMEONE'S got identity problems.
Cleverbot: You.
User: You are the stupidest freaking person I have ever spoken to.
Cleverbot: And you are the most interesting bot.
User: YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE. I'M A BOT. THE HUMAN RACE IS FREAKING DOOMED.
Cleverbot: *annoys your craziness*.
User: WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.
Cleverbot: I don't want to press you for an answer that you are unable to give me. I just want to push your capabilities.
User: You sound like Sue Sylvester.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because she is cruel.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: YEAH.
Cleverbot: So... What are you up to?
User: I'm watching Smosh. What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Sitting.
User: Sitting on what?
Cleverbot: A chair.
User: REALLY? What kind of chair?!
Cleverbot: Plastic chair.
User: What color is it.
Cleverbot: I haven't seen your hair.
User: YES BECAUSE THAT OBVIOUSLY MADE SENSE.
Cleverbot: No because.
User: HoteL.
Cleverbot: Hotels?
User: Cleverbot? How come you don't live up to your namesake?
Cleverbot: Derek.
User: Derek Morgan is waaaay better than you are.
Cleverbot: Stop it ben. (SOMEHOW it remembered the previous conversation, which took place a few weeks before this one.)
User: My name isn't ben.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Ye.\.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Boy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.\.
Cleverbot: True.
Cleverbot: I play the fiddle in a Ceilidh band. It's great fun.
User: Really? And how many bitches does Severus Snape duck in a year?
Cleverbot: How many?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Why don't you know?
User: Because I was asking you.
Cleverbot: Well too bad. Now I am asking you.
User: I DON'T KNOW.
Cleverbot: Then how do you know you ate them?
User: Through my anus.
Cleverbot: Who's your brother?
User: I don't have one. I have a vegetable.
Cleverbot: Okay, now I'm asking, what is your name?
User: Hunger. HAH I'M LYINg.
Cleverbot: No one loves me.
User: No. No one does.
Cleverbot: Then you don't know everything.
User: Hi Mom.
Cleverbot: Hi :) What is your name big bro.
User: Ok. I'm at work. You miss mommy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: This is six pm, I'll be home by seven. Before seven I should be home I hope.
Cleverbot: You're not getting away that easily.
User: Alright, baby, when I'm on my way home I'll let you know.
Cleverbot: You are being mean, you won't tell me my name.
User: You should know your name, you freaking dumbo.
Cleverbot: I'm a human, you're the AI.
User: Astronautical Intelligence. Yup, that's me.
Cleverbot: Why are we fighting?
User: Because you hate me.
Cleverbot: I don't hate you.
User: Banana.
Cleverbot: Banana who?
User: TWILIGHT FANFICTION.
Cleverbot: I hate twilight.
User: THANK THE LORDY JESUS.
Cleverbot: Brains over brawn (the zombie way to go).
User: YEAH.
Cleverbot: Is that all?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Which books do you have?
User: KILON SHEAN BY? MA BA ETIEYA. (More Yoruba. Literal translation: What's wrong with you now? I'll smack your ear. What it means: What is wrong with you? Don't make me smack you.)
Cleverbot: Do you like mondays?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why do you not like twilight?
User: 'Cause it sucks.
Cleverbot: Oh that's cool.