Disclaimer: I don't own The Vampire Diaries, The Lost Boys or Family Feud.
Note: The questions in this story are actual questions asked during random episodes of Family Feud.
Chapter 3
"Okay, where were we?" Ryan takes a moment to compose himself and de-vamp.
"Pizza," Caroline reminds him.
"Thank you." Ryan straightens his tie and looks up at the board. "Show me 'pizza'," he says.
BUZZZZZZZZZ
The first red strike appears.
"Awwww," Caroline pouts.
"Oh joy," Ryan mutters as he makes his way to Katherine.
"You know Ryan," she purrs. "I love a bad boy. And what you did just now, with them," she indicates David and Damon. "Sooooooo sexy."
"I have a girlfriend," Ryan tells Katherine.
"For now," Katherine smiles wickedly.
"Just answer the question," Ryan says.
"Could you repeat it," Katherine pauses and yanks Ryan's arm forcing him closer to her. "Please," she breathes into his ear.
Ryan pulls himself away forcefully, knocking his cue cards onto the floor. He bends over to pick them up. As he does both Caroline and Katherine check out his ass.
Damon elbows Caroline and points to the large in-house monitor which has freeze-framed her observant expression.
Caroline blushes.
Ryan stands up again and sorts the cue cards.
"Instead of cookies and milk, what might Santa want people to leave him?" he asks Katherine.
"How about some…," Katherine holds up her hand. She rubs her thumb against her fingers. "Cash."
"Only a whore would think of that," Damon says.
"There's nothing wrong with whores," Marko yells from the opposite side of the stage.
"Shut up already!" Ryan yells back. "Show me 'cash'," he says.
DING!
The number two spot flips over.
Katherine smiles triumphantly at Damon
"Lucky guess," he replies.
"Back to you Stefan," Ryan says. "Three answers remain and you only have one strike."
"What about, uh…" Stefan stops to think.
"Three seconds," Ryan reminds him.
"Coffee," Stefan answers.
"Good answer. Good answer," Elena and Caroline call out.
"Makes sense," Ryan agrees. "Show me 'coffee'."
BUZZZZZZZZZ
Another red strike appears.
Stefan hangs his head.
"I thought that would have been up there," Ryan tells him as he moves to Elena.
"It's up to me, isn't it?" Elena asks.
"Afraid so," Ryan leans against the podium. "If you get this right, your family stays alive. If not, The Lost Boys have a chance to steal."
The camera pans over to the challengers. Marko and Paul are having a thumb war. Dwayne's jacket is pulled open revealing that he is not wearing a shirt under it. David is rolling an unlit cigarette between his fingers. Max's jaw is set firmly as he focuses on the game.
"Instead of cookies and milk, what might Santa want people to leave him?" Ryan asks Elena.
"I'm going to say hot chocolate."
"Good answer." Caroline and Stefan clap their hands together.
Ryan turns to the board. "Show me 'hot chocolate'."
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ
A third red strike appears.
"I thought it was a good answer," Ryan tells Elena.
"Now we go to the challengers for a possible steal," Ryan says as walks across the stage. "David, instead of cookies and milk, what might Santa want people to leave him?"
"Laxatives," David replies.
Ryan shakes his head and moves to Dwayne.
Dwayne does not reply. He just laughs.
Ryan moves to next member of the family.
"A comic book," Paul replies.
"That'll be up there," Ryan says sarcastically and moves to Marko.
"Strippers."
Ryan shakes his head again and continues to the head of household.
"It's up to you," Ryan tells the tall vampire. "If you get this right; you get the steal," he pauses. "What is your answer, Max?"
"Well, Ryan," he tells the host. "I think St. Nick might appreciate a nice filet."
"I have to agree, Max. Show me 'Filet'."
DING!
The number six spot flips over: STEAK
The Lost Boys slap hands in celebration then make obscene gestures toward the Petrova-Salvatore family.
"This is FIXED!" Damon argues.
"Calm down, Damon." Elena rubs his arm.
"This is ridiculous," Damon tells her. "They're not even playing right!"
"We'll get them next round," Stefan proclaims.
"Show me number four," Ryan says.
The number four spot flips over.
"Cheese," the audience reads.
"Cheese?" Caroline says.
"Who the hell would leave Santa cheese?" Damon asks.
"Who the hell is answering these surveys?" Stefan asks.
"And number five."
"Chips," the audience reads.
"Interesting answers," Ryan says. "Stay tuned. We've got more Feud on the way!"
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-Gemma