THIS CHAPTER HAS SOME BAD WORDS SO IF YOU DON'T WANT SWEARING JUST SKIP THEM, K? – Author
P.S.: I OWN NOTHING. But I have a plan to make it ALL mine… mwahahha! Wahahahah* *cough* *cough*
SPOV
OMG, Zack and Cody look great! And I by great, mean hot…whoa wait WHAT?! NO no no no no no no no no no! This is not real! I don't like Zack and Cody. I already have a problem with fredweeb here and now them! I mean, UGH! It's just lunch and there's already drama happening in my life.
Maybe I'll just ignore the feeling for BOTH Fredly and the 2, they'll just go away. Yeah.
"You look- wow…" Cody trails off. Oh chizz.
"Yeah, what happened? You look amazingly hot" zack said. Oh sweet mother of chizz.
"You know, Sam, their right. You do look a lot hotter ever since we had are..." Freddie skips the last part, still focusing on his luggage. He hasn't even looked at them wait, was he gonna sa- HOLY MOTHER OF SWEET CREAMED CORN THIS IS BAD!
An awkward silence was interrupted by Carly' fangirl scream.
"oh my GOSH…" aaaand she faints. Freddie finally turns to look at them… *faints*
I slap myself in the face" oh boy…Did I mention, I haven't told them you guys are, well, I quote "top 2 most famous, gorgeous& hot actors in "Dylan & Cole on deck? " said by bubble gum magazine?" I said.
"Well we don't want to brag, but…" they start to get cocky flexing their muscles. DAMMIT! Don't they know im trying to avoid this kind of situation?! Oh right.
I punch their shoulders. "Shut up!" we laugh. Well mostly me and the 2 while Fredface and Carls are out cold.
"c'mon, your aunt is waiting for us at the beach house." Cody said.
"Ok, I'll carry them…" zack was about to lift them when I thought of something.
"Wait, I think I can wake them up." Evil idea in 3, 2, 1, ding ding ding!
ZPOV
I watch Sam kick the guy in the- OW! That's gonna leave a mark or 2. I cover half my face because I don't want to see this but I just have too. It's like a wrestling match, it's so epic but so graphic at the same time.
The poor guy jolts up and groans in pain. Sam chuckles.
"Sam! What the hell was that for?" he yells. "It's not polite to just faint in front of my friends, Freddie." She pretends to be one of those British nannies. I'm guessing his name is Freddie.
Then Sam whispers something in the chic's ear. She as well jolts up and lets out a sigh.
"Sam! Why didn't you tell us that your other best friends are Zack and Cody Sprouse?
We all turn to Sam. "It never came up." She said innocently.
*Long, awkward silence*
"Anyway, now that's out of the subject, Guys, this is Carly Shay and Frednerd Benson."
He rolls his eyes "It's Freddie."
"She made nicknames of you too?"
"More than you can imagine." he says to Cody. "I feel your pain, bro." he brofists Freddie.
"So shall we go?" I smile. Just like old times… only a little different.