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Tha next day ravyn n j.j 1'nce again walked sima bak 2 work. 2day he waz a veuhcal 4 tha afrikan mafia. "wate ravyn!" seid voce from bhind her. It waz simbas bose, marco polio. 'wat iz it?' i asked. 'da afrikan leader diabolo ned ur help!' he tolz her sexily. 'uhh ok' I seid, (cuz dis was a huuuuge honer) she walked in2 da mailroom n see dibalo 'what iz it?'

'2day we plan 2 fite the invadating hapanise mafia tha yakama.' (Daisuki! GURL!) he tol her. Ravin sided, 'but I has 2 skcool' diobalo shukis head 'we cansell 4 u kk?' he yelled solumly.

'kk fin lol' seid raveyn kinda happy cuz she did school not want 2day. Then they went on their way, heading sexily 2 da field in wich da tango stood off wud be. J.j folow'd beind dem awkwardly whil luukin nervus at the feersum japineese mafia b4 her. Da Yakamas.

"koniichiwa fuckers" intra dooshed dibablo. I haud steped 4ward carraigely n da yakama ledder raised his mustash. 'hajimematashe gurl.'he respongeded japunese like. J.j glassed over at sima who waz among da wild animoles wit a tribe shoulder ridin on his back. Da 1 cheetah ther waz skinny n u cud see its bones. Hiz paws tromboled as he straggled 2 keep da fat afrikan general diabeto an hiz back.

Da Yakamas shooed off there shiny gun shapped neived gun dat spartakled in da sun. da afrikans proudly held up their deep repressed speers. Neerby da tribs elephant succumbed 2 kancer. Dablo tryed 2 mak da first move n steped 4ward pointin britney spears 4ward. Den ther rhino colappsed he had ben fitin alltimers n both assburgers n dyed. Da yakama leder braised hiz gun shapped gun n ponted it at ther be loved cheetah. 'watashi it doesn't haff 2 be lik dis san.' He seid whil showin off hiz crooked eyes. (azians hav da curls at the end of ther eyes) but be4 dabalo cud respond 2 da thret. Da cheetah sudunly fell sleep. But diabeto seid he waz deid from herpes n janitor warts.

Dat waz it it was all or nothing in it 2 winnit gurl. Dibablo luuked up sexy n seid hiz atcat sppech. 'ITCHIGO GAA DAISUKI DESUUU!" he screamed quietly. Da yakumas glare 'ICHIGO GAA KIRRAAIII DESSSUUUU NEEE KUDASAI O!" dey whusper agesively. Bot groops ran at eech other, da cantelopes nose fell off n fell ovr after its legs too came off it had leapord sea. Den diabetes waz da furst 2 get shot but it waz hiz aids that finally finnish him off.

Ravyn used her psichoic power 2 mak da guns sad n nat wana shoot. Tha Yakamas stopped cofuzed n tried 2 make ther gun work. Den rayn use powers 2 mak guns depressed n shot eech other. One by one all da guns shot each othr n wer deided. Yakumas relized dey loss n so tht afrikas wud nat kill dem. Fanally da giraffe was da last 2 fall from its yers ov gingervitus. Yakamas plaid a ballad 4 the afrikas to make piece. Morti Mcfli soon cam out wit hiz giitar n started playing a tri addition japinese song caled enpitsu wakahage no desu desu chan chan kawaii desu desu.

Dey had little hikaru on da drums but den he plaid wrong note. Sudenly thar leeder da singer got pissed n pissed his pants. he pooled out hiz sword from hiz pants n raped da drummer. Morti Mcfli realized he waz in da wrong fan fic n pulled out hiz tim maching. N left. Ther tambarine n part time triagnol playr pooled out hiz moltov cock tale n threw it at hiz leder. Den all da yakama pull out der honor swords n cut out der kidneys as an offering to voledmort. Da cantalope dat had lust hiz nose n legs got up n spoke like a glimerin snak. Dumbledingus sudenly ran out n shielded ravyn from rainin kidneys. 'NO!' he cryed, 'IM YUR MODTHR N A STANIST!' he yell. J.j gut on simas back n rode him bak 2 safty. Den evry1 gased.

((OH NO, how waz dis chapter? I wunt be postin az offin but yea))