England's house:
England walked around with New Spain near a river bank; however, they were not alone all of England's magical friends were with them. The magical creatures surrounded New Spain like moths to a flame. They were amazed that she was able to see them. So England stood several steps behind her so for those who cannot see his 'magical friends' it appeared as if England was watching over New Spain as she talked to her imaginary friends.
"You can actually see us, New Spain?" Unicorn asked her.
"England, why do you walk so far behind me?" New Spain asked. Everyone looked at her with astonishment. Was she no longer able to see them? Just then she hugged Unicorn and kissed him between his eyes.
"I would be cursed by the gods of my people if I was not able to see you. Because I have to be able to see Quetzoalcolt and ask him to send my message to the gods, New Spain said, "and if my message is not sent my people suffer. Mama Azteca used to tell me all the time."
Satisfied with her answer everyone except for Pixie and England left New Spain.
"New Spain, when you were following me didn't you also notice your surroundings?" Pixie asked.
"Not really, most kids my age have short attention span which we get easily distracted and can only concentrate on one thing at a time," New Spain answered.
"I see England so you have found someone who can also see your crazy hallucinations," Scotland said as he walked towards them. When he stood in front of New Spain he picked her up by the back of her dress.
"Let me guess he is one of Spain's colonies isn't he, England?" Scotland asked.
"So what if 'he' is, Spain entrusted her o me. Now put 'him' down, Scotland," England demanded.
"Did he really? Or did he tell you that he was to have a play dated with America?" Scotland challenged England, "and besides since when do you follow Spain's orders?" asked Scotland.
"Oye, Pixie, why is this guy wearing a skirt?" New Spain asked as she hung from Scotland's grip. Just then Scotland let go of New Spain for a split second only to pick her back up by the armpits and his hands began to squeeze her.
"What did you just say?" Scotland asked and New Spain could tell he was furious.
"Y-your h-hurting m-m-me," New Spain shocked out.
"First answer my question," Scotland ordered. Scotland's grip on New Spain's ribcage getting tighter by the second.
"I asked why you were wearing a skirt," New Spain replied with fire in her eyes, "do you have issues?"
"First of all it is not a skirt but a kilt. And second of all Id o not have any issues. Why are you wearing a dress, little boy?" Scotland asked.
"Well I hate to burst your bubble but I'm a girl," New Spain said as she began to thrash around Scotland's grip.
"What do you mean by you're a girl? You have short hair? Are you sure?" Scotland asked.
"Of course I am sure Mendigo Puto Hijo de tu Chingada Madre!" New Spain yelled as she continued to thrash around.
Neither Scotland nor England knew what she had just said but they knew that she must have been cursing.
"Are you sure you are not just a very girly little boy?" Scotland asked as he began to loosen his grip on New Spain.
"Well I do know what a penis is and I don't have one. You want to know how I know?" New Spain asked.
Both Scotland and England nodded their heads.
Flash back:
"New Spain, do you want to take a bath?" Spain asked the little girl.
"Bath! Yes I do," New Spain cheered.
Spain carried her to the bathroom with two towels. He began to fill the bathtub with lukewarm water. As soon as the bath was filled he undressed New Spain and placed her in the tub and began to pour some soap. Then Spain began to undress and got inside the tub. Spain began to scrub her hair with shampoo and allowed her to get the rest of her body clean while he got himself clean. When they were done Spain got out of the bathtub in order to place a towel around his waist. Just then New Spain looked up and saw Spain's penis. She looked at it in wonder and reached out in order to pull at it.
"Big Brother Spain, what is this?" New Spain asked.
"It's my penis, now stop pulling, New Spain," Spain said with flushed cheeks.
"How come I don't have one?" asked New Spain.
"You will get one when you're older, much older," Spain said as he quickly wrapped a towel around himself.
"Really, yay!" New Spain cheered.
"No she won't!" Romano yelled at both of them.
"New Spain, a penis is how you tell if someone is a boy. And what you have is how we tell if someone is a girl. Does it make sense?" Romano explained.
"You mean I won't grow one?" New Spain sadly asked.
"No you won't. Only boys have one," Romano said as he walked out of the bathroom.
End flashback
"That's how I know what a penis is," New Spain said, "and how I know I am not a boy."
Both England and Scotland shared a look of astonishment. Although New Spain was a girl she acted more like a boy. She had no lady-like qualities that could make you believe otherwise. Then they both heard a very loud grumbling noise coming form New Spain's stomach.
"Tengo hambre! I am hungry!" New Spain cried out.
"England, have you even fed the kid?" Scotland asked, as he placed New Spain down.
"Not really, what time is it?" England asked as he went to go pick New Spain up.
"11:45," Scotland replied.
"Oh, I suppose it's a little too late for breakfast," England said, as he began to carry New Spain up and take her away to his house.
"Well, good-bye," Scotland said. And with that England began to walk towards his house with New Spain in his arms.