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(Break)
Kurt and Logan arrived at the mansion to find the party in full swing. They gave money to Storm in exchange for purple wrist bands and she directed Logan to go help grill while keeping Kurt to talk to him.
"So who won?"
"Is my sex life all you people ever zhink about?"
"Well, it's hard not to notice with what you're wearing." Kurt had on a black men's tank top covered with a light blue button-down shirt that was clearly Logan's and was left unbuttoned.
"It vas a tie. Have you talked to Scott lately?"
"Yeah, he came back from your house a little less worried but he was still freaking out. It took me forever to convince him that staying in his room would be a bad idea." They looked over to see that Logan had joined Scott and they were joking back and forth while they cooked various foods. Kurt had to look closely to see how on edge Scott was and he sighed.
"Vhat are ve going to do? I know I made a big zhing about ignoring zhe people being mean, but I didn't realize zhere vere so many." It seemed two out of every three mutants walking around were throwing glares at Scott.
"What can we do? Short of threatening to throw them all off a roof, I mean. I don't know why they're being like this. They accepted you and Logan just fine." It finally dawned on Kurt what was causing it.
"Logan and I. Zhat's vhat it is."
"Explain please."
"Zhe vay he treated us vhen ve first got togezher. Zhat's vhy zhey are doing zhis."
"That doesn't make sense."
"Sure it does. Zhey want him to know how it feels, only it has gone too far. Somezhing must be done before zhey lynch him."
"You don't think they'd actually hurt him do you?" Kurt shrugged.
"I don't zhink zhey normally vould, except zhis is a prime atmosphere for one little zhing turning a group of ordinarily sane, vell, not sane vith zhis bunch, but not prone to senseless violence, mutants into a mob." Logan and Scott had finished grilling and Scott was putting the meat in insulated containers to keep it hot while Logan extinguished the coals. Someone put music on and Kurt got an idea. "I know vhat to do. See you later, Storm."
"Good luck, Kurt." Kurt ported away to land behind Logan. He wrapped his arms around him and leaned up to speak in Logan's ear. Logan finished what he was doing and turned in Kurt's arms to lift him so they could talk face-to-face. Kurt wrapped his legs around Logan's waist and continued speaking to him in a low, urgent tone. Logan looked around before replying to him. Storm watched, interested and tried to keep an eye on Scott as well. Kurt said something else and Logan nodded. Kurt kissed him briefly before porting away and appearing at the makeshift DJ table. He spoke to Jubilee and she listened intently before nodding. When the song was over she tapped the mic for everyone's attention.
"This next song is a special request. Enjoy folks!" She hit play on her computer and a slow song began playing. Everyone waited for Kurt to port over to Logan, but instead he stood beside Jubilee and watched as Logan grabbed Scott to dance with him. Scott resisted at first, then relaxed and went with it after Logan said something to him quietly. A minute or so into the song, Kurt cut in to dance with Scott, grinning at him.
"It seems I have come up vith a scheme after all, my friend." Scott frowned slightly.
"You could have warned me first. I tend to panic when another man's fiance starts dancing with me out of the blue." Kurt laughed.
"Zhat vould just spoil zhe fun." Before Scott could reply, Kurt passed him off to Storm and danced with Logan for the last bit of the song. Anyone with half a brain could get the message in this little stunt, but Kurt decided to drive the point home. As the last few notes hung on the air he ported to the DJ table and took over the mic.
"For anyone who did not understand, let me make zhis clear. Zhe vay you are all treating Scott is unacceptable. If Logan and I can forgive him, zhen you all surely can as vell." There was a murmuring in the crowd and a couple people went to Scott to apologize. Kurt went on, deciding to have some fun. "If zhis continues, I vill personaly hold each and every one of you off zhe edge of zhe roof, even if it takes all night. You must keep in mind two zhings. First, zhe professor isnt here to stop me and second, I have been drinking and my reflexes may be a little off." He grinned and held up two empty beer bottles to drive the point home, then relinquished the mic to Jubilee.
Wandering through the crowd, he watched several more people go up to Scott and shake his hand or clap him on the back. Only a few still seemed to be holding a grudge, but that was to be expected. He found Logan, who had a kiss and a beer for him, in that order.
"So how'd you sneak two beers without me knowing?"
"Zhey vere Jubilee's." He took a drink of his actual beer and smiled. "It never hurts to have backup, even if it's imaginary." Logan ruffled his hair affectionately.
"My sneaky little Elf. Let's go grab food. I didn't slave over that grill for nothing." Kurt rolled his eyes at the new nickname but gladly followed Logan to the food table. Drinking on an empty stomach was never a good idea.
(Break)
They had settled around the bonfire with a bunch of others. Kurt wasn't even sure who most of them are, but he was pleasantly buzzed and quite comfortable sitting on the ground between Logan's legs. Logan had his back against a log bench and was talking to an older mutant about the late seventies. Scott wandered over, flopped down beside them and handed them each a beer. Logan nodded his thanks and turned back to his conversation while Kurt decided to drain his current one and open a new one.
"Danke, Scott. Vhy do ve get beer delivery?"
"I just wanted to thank you guys again. Most everyone is back to normal and I haven't had to pick goo out of my hair. He clinked his beer against Kurt's. "Here's to being out of the closet. Finally."
"Here, here." Kurt upended his beer and emptied it before burping. "Entschuldigung." Scott cocked an eyebrow.
"I'll just pretend I know what that meant." Kurt grinned.
"Sorry. It is difficult vhen I have been drinking to stick to one language." His tail made it's way up Logan's shirt to run along his side, and Logan gently pulled it out and handed it a beer.
"How'd you guys get a cooler?" Scott hadn't noticed it on the other side of Logan.
"Storm decided it vould be best to keep me in one place to prevent mischief. I don't know vhy, but I'm not complaining." His tail brought him the beer, he popped the top off and handed it back. The tail wobbled a little but didn't spill any beer on it's way to Kurt's mouth. Scott watched and suddenly wondered what else that tail could do. Clearing his throat, he stood.
"I'll see you later." Kurt waved and Scott hurried off to find something else to do. He did not need Logan separating his head from his neck.
Logan watched Scott hurry away before continuing his conversation. It wasn't hard to guess what Scott had been thinking, but as long as he kept his curiosities in his head Logan didn't care. Kurt snuggled closer and Logan put an arm around him, enjoying the affection.
Kurt had been studying the setting sun when a shadow fell across his vision. He looked up to see a slim young mutant with green scaly skin and a hard, spiky carapace instead of hair. Kurt put him to be only a few years younger than himself, since he had a beer in the hand he didn't have stretched out in greeting. Kurt slowly untangled himself from Logan and stood, stretching before shaking the offered hand.
"Hallo, I am Kurt, who might you be?"
"I'm Victor. I was wondering if we could speak for a few moments?" Kurt nodded and gestured for him to lead the way. He then leaned down to give Logan a kiss and grab a couple more beers, which were stuffed in his back pockets. Victor made his way through the crowd with Kurt following, one or both of them were greeted frequently until they reached the beginning of the woods. Here it was quieter so they could talk uninterrupted. Kurt stood and regarded the green mutant, waiting for him to speak. When he didn't, Kurt finished his beer and opened one of the bottles in his pockets.
"I am not going to bite you. Vhat did you vant to talk about?" Victor smiled weakly.
"Sorry, I guess I'm a bit nervous. I know you've been here a couple of years, but we've never met. Mainly because I'm so busy." At Kurt's look of confusion he hurried to explain. "I design some of the Danger Room missions and I test each one before anyone else goes through it. It takes up a lot of time. Anyway, I wanted to meet you since we're alike in a lot of ways, I thought maybe we could exchange tips on our abilities."
"Vhat exactly can you do?" Kurt wasn't sure this was a conversation he should be having while mostly drunk. Then again, maybe this Victor could help him play pranks.
"Let me show you." Victor turned and climbed up the nearest tree to the lowest branch which was about 20 feet in the air. He then leapt from tree to tree, landing gracefully each time. He finished by landing in front of Kurt and disappearing. Kurt whistled.
"Nice. Invisibility or camouflage?"
"Camouflage. I can regenerate limbs, too, but it hurts."
"Anyzhing else?" Victor debated for a moment before shooting his tongue out to take the beer from Kurt's back pocket. He tried, anyway. Kurt's tail neatly grabbed it back and held it out of reach. Kurt eyed Victor appraisingly.
"How do you feel about playing pranks?" Victor grinned.
"I love pranks."
"I zhink zhis is going to be a beautiful friendship." Kurt slung an arm around Victor and began to plot with him.
(Break)
Logan waved to Floyd as he made his way toward bed and wondered where Kurt was. He had gone off with that green kid, what was the name, Vince or something like that. As he looked among the crowd he tried to remember what he knew about the kid. He was 23, had been here since 16, openly gay, had abilities similar to Kurt. He heard a giggle and looked around. Seeing nothing he shrugged it off. Something else about the kid. Victor, that was it. Victor had another ability, one that Kurt would love. Logan watched a half dozen beers begin to float and he remembered. The kid could camouflage himself and whoever he was touching. He grabbed a beer that he guessed was in Kurt's tail only to feel something sticky and wet.
"What the?" Kurt's voice came out of thin air in response.
"Our cover is blown! Abort mission, go to plan B!" Kurt and Victor became visible and Victor yanked his tongue out of Logan's hand. He grabbed the cooler and Kurt ported them away, leaving Logan with a six pack and the flask he had in his jacket. Logan sighed and hoped that a beer theft was all they had planned.
(Break)
Kurt ported them back to the woods, just far enough in so they could pretend they were hiding. They collapsed on the ground laughing. When they wound down a little, Voctor turned to Kurt.
"Is your boyfriend going to be mad that we took most of the beer?"
"Fiance, and no. He can get more, plus he has a flask."
"So you guys are engaged?" Kurt nodded and held out the hand his ring was on. "Cool. So there is hope for me, then."
"Vhat do you mean?" Kurt opened a beer and carefully poured it into his mouth, still lying down.
"I mean, neither of us is exactly normal looking. I don't mean to offend, it's just how it is. If you can find a good guy who doesn't care that you're blue, maybe I can find a good guy who doesn't care that I'm green." Kurt processed this and tried his best to come up with a good response, but his alcohol fueled brain wasn't cooperating.
"Just stay avay from Logan, he's mine." He tried for a playful tone, and mostly succeeded. Victor looked up, alarmed.
"Oh, no, I wouldn't go for someone else's guy. I'm not like that." Realizing that Kurt had been playing, he relaxed.
"Ve'll have to go to Jerry's some night. It'll be fun."
"I've never been there. I've heard of it though. You didn't have any problems?"
"Nein. I made quite a few friends. Remy got me drunk and I danced." Kurt grinned and dug another beer out of the cooler with his tail. "So, vhat do ve do now?" Victor thought for a minute.
"Well, we raided the alcohol. We could raid the food." Kurt shook his head.
"Nein. Zhe food von't be missed by many."
"Well, we could take prisoners."
"Vhere vould ve put zhem?" Kurt sat up and turned to look at Victor, liking this new idea.
"Have you ever been to the paintball arena?" Kurt scoffed.
"I MADE zhe paintball arena." Victor's eyes got huge.
"Really? That's so awesome! My favorite part is the sniper tower." Kurt smiled.
"Not many people know about zhat. I'm glad you like it. It vas zhe most fun zhing to make. So tell me about your brilliant idea."
(Break)
Logan was talking to Scott when he noticed that the party was getting empty. He glanced at his watch, saw it wasn't even late and hoped Kurt wasn't behind it. His hopes were dashed as he saw Kurt creep in among the people, passing by the drunkest ones, grab a semi-drunk mutant and port away. The process was repeated again and again until only Logan and Scott remained. Soon Kurt took Scott away and there was only Logan and the really drunk mutants, most of whom were passed out already. Kurt reappeared in front of him.
"Are you ready, my love?" Kurt's accent was so thick Logan could just barely make out what he was saying.
"What are you and the lizard up to?" Kurt frowned and put his arms around Kurt's neck.
"Victor and I have raided zhe party and taken prisoners! You are my prisoner and you vill come vith me." Kurt kissed Logan and ported them away.
Logan was only slightly surprised to find they had landed in the paintball arena. Victor was passing out protective gear and paintball guns. When he tried to hand goggles to Logan he waved them away, only to have Kurt put them on his head.
"You must vear zhem. Everyone has to, and if you don't ozhers von't." Kurt turned to Victor. "Zhis is zhe last of zhem. You can make zhe announcement." Victor nodded and climbed up a nearby tree to shout for silence. When that didn't work he threatened the beer that was piled on a table and almost instantly everyone shut up. He began addressing the assembled mutants.
"Kurt and I have taken you all prisoner and you must fight for your freedom! If you can reach the castle you will be returned to the party. Please keep all protective gear on and remember to have fun. Go!" As he said the last word, Victor disappeared to thwart any attempts to shoot him, then bounded through the trees after them. Logan looked at Kurt and shook his head.
"Vhat?"
"You just unleashed a bunch of drunk mutants with paintball guns. Don't you think you should be watching them?" Kurt smiled lopsidedly.
"Victor is doing zhat, and I vill be monitoring zhem." He held up a small tablet computer that was showing the view from different cameras every few seconds. "Now, are you going to stand zhere scowling at me or are you going to have fun?" He gave Logan a kiss and ported away.
(Break)
Kurt landed in the castle and looked around, grinning. It had taken forever to finish, with his mission and getting hurt, then losing all that time to recovery, but it was finally done. It was a relatively small castle, just one floor, but there were turrets at the corners and a catwalk running between them. He climbed up the ladder to perch in a tower and debated adding a moat. Soon enough he heard the sounds of paintball guns being fired and drunken laughter. A trio of mutants emerged from the trees into the small clearing and hooted at finding the castle. Kurt took careful aim and got two of them before they ran inside and he went down to return them to the party.
Over the next hour he kept careful track of who had been returned and who had not. When there were only a few left, Victor appeared, leading the ones who had gotten lost. Kurt took them back and returned, wondering where Logan was. His phone buzzed and he pulled it out, frowning.
'Bet you can't find me.
-L'
Kurt grinned and took off running. He looked all over ground level and when he didn't find Logan there, he next searched the trees. He found Logan in the sniper tower smoking a cigar. He stubbed it out and looked at Kurt.
"Took ya long enough."
I had to eliminate all zhe possible hiding places on zhe ground first. Vhy are you hiding?"
"Just wanted some alone time with you." Logan pulled Kurt to him roughly and they were both very glad they were in the middle of nowhere.
(Break)
They returned to the party a while later, disheveled and grinning like fools. Logan got so sick of people stopping them to congratulate Kurt on the drunken paintball that he finally picked Kurt up and threw him over his shoulder. He gently set him down where they had been sitting previously and was rewarded with a frown.
"Vhy did you do zhat?"
"Because I wanted to get here before the night's over. If people want to compliment your drunken genius, they can come to you." Kurt's tail snuck into Logan's pocket and pulled out the flask, holding it to Logan. "Trying to get me drunk already?" Logan took it and settled down on the ground before taking a drink.
"Just trying to improve your mood." Kurt grinned and settled himself in Logan's lap.
(Break)
Logan woke the next morning to Kurt getting out of bed and pulled him back in. Kurt made an exasperated sound.
"Logan! Let me up!"
"Uh-uh."
"I promise I vill be back after my prayers and meditation."
"ButIglarglesleepgarble."
"I didn't even understand zhat. Go back to sleep, you need it." Kurt ported away and Logan was asleep again in seconds. He woke again when Kurt crawled back in bed then promptly fell asleep. Finally he awoke to Kurt poking him in the forehead.
"Vake up sleepyhead." Logan groaned. He sure hadn't missed hangovers.
"How much alcohol did you feed me?"
"Vell, zhere was your flask, zhen it vas decided that a team effort vas needed, so everyone bought you a shot and Varren practically poured a bottle of whiskey down your throat. Zhat vas finally enough to have you, as zhe kids vould say, totally vasted. Zhen you proceeded to molest me in front of everyone, and vhen I got you home to bed you passed out." Logan cocked an eyebrow.
"Oh really? Let me make it up to you." He snaked a hand under the sheet to find Kurt hard already and grinned wickedly. Before Kurt could speak, he was naked with his hands tied loosely above his head and Logan's mouth doing delicious things to him. Logan brought him to the very edge of climax then stopped, drinking in the look on Kurt's face as he was denied fulfillment. He did that again and again, each time making sure to let Kurt have plenty of time to calm down. When he began to prepare Kurt, he did so roughly and removed his mouth. Kurt cried out at being neglected and unable to stroke himself. When Logan had only gotten two fingers in him, he decided to remedy the situation.
"Enough! Fuck me already!" Logan prepared to comply, turned on at Kurt's language. He positioned himself and paused.
"You sure? I only got to two fingers." In reply, Kurt wrapped his legs around Logan and jerked him forward, impaling himself and climaxing simultaneously. Logan gave him a moment to recover before beginning to pound into him roughly. As Kurt began to get hard again Logan threw his knees over his shoulders and went harder. When they were both close Logan cut the rope holding Kurt, flipped him over and entered him again, pulling him up so they were both kneeling back-to-chest. Neither lasted more than a couple of thrusts and as Logan came he bit the soft flesh where Kurt's shoulder met his neck. They stayed that way for a little bit, panting, before Logan pulled them sideways. He kept himself in Kurt and kissed the back of his neck.
"Feel better?"
"Ja." They lay there for a while before Kurt spoke again.
"Logan, I know vhat you are doing."
"What exactly might that be?" Logan smirked and continued moving his hand along Kurt's body.
"Trying to excite me again."
"Trying?"
"Ok, succeeding. Gently zhis time, please."
"Anything you want."
(Break)
Kurt stepped out of the shower and looked in the mirror, frowning.
"Logan."
"Yeah?" Said man appeared and wrapped his arms around Kurt's waist.
"Vhen did you become a vampire?" Kurt gently fingered the bite, where Logan's canines had punctured skin.
"Oh, shit. I'm sorry Kurt. I didn't realize I was biting you so hard." Logan tenderly kissed the swollen mark.
"Don't vorry about it, I didn't even feel it. Now let's get some food."
Seated at the table they were halfway through a giant pile of sandwiches before Logan spoke with his mouth still mostly full.
"So what's the plan for today?" Kurt finished chewing and swallowed before replying.
"Ve're going to help vith cleaning up zhen vhatever you vant."
"Can't we just skip the cleanup?"
"Nein. Storm vill have our heads."
(Break)
When they arrived Kurt went to work cleaning stuff out of trees and Logan helped put away the grills and lawn furniture. Victor and Storm were in the same tree as Kurt when Victor decided to strike up a conversation.
"So Kurt, did you and Logan have fun last night?" He waggled his eyebrows suggestively.
"Nein, but zhis morning vas fun." Kurt swung upside-down beside them and pulled his shirt aside. Victor whistled and Storm frowned.
"Logan!" She yelled across the yard. Logan walked over to stand under the tree.
"You called?"
"Yes. Why did you use my patient as a chew toy?" Logan rolled his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest.
"First, he's not your patient anymore, remember? Second, it wasn't intentional. Third, he's the one who demanded that I fu-" He was cut off as Kurt ported down and covered his hand with his mouth.
"Logan, zhey do not need to know vhat goes on in our bedroom." Logan gently peeled Kurt's hand away and smiled.
"I'm sure Vic would enjoy hearing that you enjoy-"
"Logan," Kurt growled. "Enough." Logan ducked under Kurt's arm and kissed his forehead.
"You're right. Kitty really ought to be here too. She's into the sort of stuff we did with-" Kurt ported Logan away and everyone heard a splash before Kurt returned holding the contents of Logan's pockets. Scott wandered over and leaned against the tree.
"You know, Kurt, someday that trick's going to backfire on you." Kurt laughed.
"I made sure he vasn't going to drown." Scott shook his head and walked away.
They had finished cleaning up when Logan emerged from the house and stalked towards the woods, freshly showered and in spare clothes. He walked right past Kurt without saying a word. Kurt frowned and jumped out of the tree to follow him.
"Logan!" When Logan didn't respond he ported up beside him and grabbed his arm. "Vhat's zhe matter?" Logan whirled to face him and Kurt flinched back at the look on his face.
"You threw me in the pool. Again."
"I made sure you vere ok."
"That's not the point. You threw me in the damned pool." Logan turned and started walking again.
"Vhere are you going?"
"Home." Kurt went to take his hand, but Logan pulled away.
"Let me take you."
"Don't touch me." Kurt tried to grab him again and Logan swung at him, knowing Kurt would port out of the way, which he did. Kurt stood and watched as Logan stalked into the woods.
"Victor!" Kurt barked out. The green mutant hesitantly climbed down to stand beside Kurt.
"Yes?"
"Come on, I need to hit somezhing. Hard." He turned and stalked toward the mansion. Victor stood staring after him until Scott cleared his throat, catching his attention.
"I would go if I were you. Kurt rarely feels the need for violence, but when he does it's best for everyone if he's in the Danger Room." Victor nodded and hurried after Kurt.
(Break)
Kurt emerged from the Danger Room two hours later dripping sweat and exhausted. He waved his thanks to Victor and headed to the locker rooms to take a shower. When that was done he sat on a bench and put his head in his hands.
Victor crawled in on the ceiling, camouflage going fully. He saw Kurt sobbing into his hands and crept out again as quietly as possible.
When Kurt composed himself, he considered what to do next. He ported to the house and located Logan in the living room drinking a beer and staring at nothing. Kurt ported up to the bedroom and packed a bag, then ported out of the house again.