Ryncol: A Tale of Two Memories

So readers; you still mad at me for posting a genuine review on another story? Muddoggie11, here we go…

Thanks to everyone who's paid attention to this story through favs, reviews, adds, etc. Hope I can live up to your expectations and am always open to suggestions.

Disclaimer, Bioware owns all, etc, I just make them misbehave and drink too much…

Onwards, part 4, the finale.

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The area was cold. She breathed in, no cigar smoke. The area was silent, thank the Goddess. As much as she willed her eyes to focus is seems the were content on disobedience. And what ever Ryncol ghost daemon of punishment could now stop their hammering of her head.

Ryncol is red,

Ryncol is Goddess damned..hic… blue

A mouth stuffed with cotton

This so-called Prothean expert bit off more than she can chew…..

A mantra. Yes that was what this was called.

"Shepard… Goddess…"

Ryncol's secondary effect: (because there are always two sides to the story)

"At least she doesn't have any hair to hold back…"

"I'm gonna kill Wrex."

"And Joker… I'm sure our romantic movie date night is his idea. Vaenia. Yup on him."

"I don't have fur, it's called hair."

"Oh my god, did she really just ask me what a Prothean is?"

"Yes, Uranus is also a human planet… and no, never really enjoyed… that…"

"Ryncol and memory loss? hahaha… what's so funny, well, ask me again tomorrow if you can remember it."

"Oh god, are you actually thinking about what a Hanar does during sex?"

"Yes Krogans are … large. But then again you didn't need to ask Wrex, huh?"

"I didn't mean anything by that… you've drank too much."

"Jesus, the definition of excessive drinking is well… just look at Garrus, face down on the floor. Yup you don't wanna be him right now."

"So when you get a headache do your tentacles swell?"

"Crap that hurt… Guess I deserved it."

"So do they?"

"Hahaha you missed."

"Despite the evolutionary theory, the human coxis is not a miniature tail, and it will not spontaneously start growing."

"No I won't meld with you tomorrow so that you can remember everything you did or didn't do…"

"So where did you get such suave seduction advice?... Hahahaha…. No really, I know you researched, so really, what was your source?"

"No I'm not laughing, You should swap stories with Joker for... dating advice? Yeah I just read the political and social articles."

"If you remember anything tomorrow I'm making a donation to Ryncol Brewing Co. and Fornax Publishing."

THE END

A/N: Was really stumped on how to finish this, hope it wasn't to disappointing as I don't write Shepard's POV well at all. So, should there be an awkward Liara/Shep date? Off topic, man I love Ozzy.