Word count: less than 100
Genre: AU
Rating: worksafe
Prompt: SPN/Brothers Lionheart. Sam and Dean/Jonathan and Skorpan, but just ehhh gen, no pairing?
"Dean, stop whining. Where are you gonna find a pair of jeans in Nangijala? Just put them on!"
"Dude, seriously, I don't care if it's inappropriate for the afterlife's 'fashion code' or whatever; I am not fighting Tengil in tights. I'd rather jump all over again."
"Well, don't expect me to follow you into death because your sensitive masculinity can't take wearing form fitted pants."
"Aw, Sammy, you won't jump if I jump?"
"Not a chance."