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"Welcome," says a raven haired cutie. "This is the sequel to "It's a Death Note Parody (which is currently being remade into story mode). I know we ended our parody badly, but since it's being remade, the remake will have a better ending."

"L! Stop giving out spoliers!" an angry voice shouts out.

"You told me to be a stupid host and I did!" L retorted.

The girl sighed. "I need to get payed more for this."

"You don't get payed for this at all," another female voice pointed out.

"Shut it," the first girl murmured.

"Aw, come on, Arik. Cheer up!" a third girl said.

"How can I, Rowan? I have to make a WHOLE NEW PARODY!" Arik complained.

"And that Naruto story," the second girl added.

"Akane, you're not helping," Rowan muttered.

"I'm deleting that stoy," Arik announced.

"NUUUUUUU!" Rowan cried out.

"Really!" a fourth girl, Keitorin, asked.

L sweatdropped. "Just ignore those three, let's introduce everyone. I'm L. I'm married to Keitorin and have two daughters: Reiko and Hana. I have black hair, black eyes. I'm the best detective in the world. Keitorin, again, is my wife. She has brown hair, brown eyes. She calls Hana "Mexico" and Reiko "Potato".

"YAH! MEXICO AND POTATO!" Keitorin cheered.

L sighed. "Arik is the author of this parody and "It's a Death Note Parody". She has blonde hair and blue eyes. She's in a relationship with Matt and her real name is Mikki.

"HAI!" Arik greeted.

"Rowan is WeirdGothGirl. She's married to Near, who she calls "Pancake Mix" and Near is currently five months pregnant. Yes, Near is."

"YO YO YO, BE-OTCHES!" Rowan sings.

"Akane is PrincessoftheVaria. She's in a relationship with Mello."

"Hey," Akane says nonchalantly.

"Then we have everyone else who doesn't matter: Matt, Mello, Near, Light, Misa, Soichiro, Matsuda, Ryuk, Rem, Aizawa, and Mogi."

Keitorin coughed. "Don't forget SakaLaBaiBai!"

L nods. "And there's also SakaLaLaBaiBai: Matsuda's and Sayu's son."

Rowan sniffs. "Pancake Mix does matter."

"How?" Akane asks. "He's a PREGNANT MAN."

"SO! He makes the ratings go up."

"We don't have any ratings, dumbass." L said.

" DO NOT CALL ME THAT!" Rowan shouts.

"Yeah, yeah."

L takes out his phone. "Hm, they're late?"

"Who?" Arik asks.

"Mello, Matt, and Near."

"Maybe they exploded," Keitorin suggested.

"I doubt it," Arik said.

There was a knock on a door and a familiar voice shouting, "Let us in!"

"MELLO!" Akane squealed and went to open the door.

"Yo," Mello said, giving Akane a hug."

"Hiiii~!" Akane sighed dreamily.

Matt and Near leave the couple go to their own girls.

Mello and Akane join us.

"I LIKE PINEAPPLES!" Keitorin shouts randomly.

"Why can't we just do the first offical chapter?" Akane asks.

"FOURTH WALL ALERT!" Rowan says loudly.

"'Cause this is our introduction. We start the funnyness next," Arik replies.

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Please R&R! WeirdGothGirl, I'm sorry, but I have to delete that Naruto story. I think it's going no where and it has no plot.