Word count: 200-ish
Genre: humour
Rating: worksafe
Prompt: angel!dean and human!cas
"Wait wait, wait. You're a virgin? Really?" Dean raised an eyebrow, looking Castiel up and down, causing the man to flush at how closely he was being studied. "Why?"
Castiel coughed. "It's— It's not that I haven't had the occasion. It's a matter of choice."
"A bad choice," Dean commented. "Seriously, that was the first thing I did after Michael let me on the ride. And it was awesome. I can't believe you've been living down here your whole life and willingly passed it up the entire time!"
Castiel glared at the angel. "Just because you are about the worst representative of any virtue at all, that doesn't mean we all disregard their value."
"Aw man, what's the point of being virtuous in this life when you're gonna have to spend your entire afterlife without a choice in the matter? Better live your life to the fullest while you have the chance!"
"And I suppose I should listen to your advice on how to best 'live my life to the fullest'?" Castiel said, dryly.
Dean grinned. "Absolutely. I'm am a godsend after all."
Castiel rolled his eyes. "Yes. Thank the Lord for you."