HALLO~! Please enjoy this chappy (We have a special guest, YAY!). Enjoy~

~OoOoO~

(Arik's POV)

"I have came to a conclusion," I announced.

"What?" Keitorin asks me while braiding Reiko's hair.

"We have no plot. I'm mean, SERIOUSLY. These stories are crack," I replied, sulking.

"I like 'em!" Rowan exclaimed.

"Yeah, me too," Akane agrees. "But... Maybe we do need a plot..."

Keitorin nods. "Other than crackness. Like... Bring in special guests every three or four chapters."

"That's not a plot," Akane pointed out.

"No, but it's a good idea," I say. "And I know a perfect guest."

The girl's heads turned towards me. "You do?"

I chuckle. "Of course I do! I am the author, right?"

"Duh!" Akane said.

I heard a knock on the door. "Coooome iiinnnnnn~!" I sang loudly.

It was L. A gorgeous one, I might add. Okay, to Keitorin, L's always gorgeous. But today, he had on a suit! A suit! That's automatic nosebleed right there.

"Hello," he greets us.

"Hi Daddy!" Reiko exclaims cheerfully.

"Hey Sugar Bunneh," Keitorin says, stifling a laugh.

"Don't ever call me that again," L said.

I laughed. "Uh, L? Why are you in a suit?"

"For the special guest, of course!"

Woah. L must have some mind reading power or something... Or maybe he looked at my "To-Do List." Wait, I don't have on of those. I'm never organized!

"I'll ignore the fact that you shouldn't even know about a special guest," I murmur.

"Ooh, ooh! We should bring SakaLaBaiBai here with our special guest!" Rowan suggested.

I grin. "He's the perfect person." I look at Keitorin. "You are gonna love this."

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Keitorin, Akane, Rowan, L, Mello, Matt, Near, Reiko, Hana, SakaLaBaiBai, and I are all sittting down. Keitorin and L are on the loveseat coouch with Reiko and Hana on their laps. Mello is sitting on the flooring with Akane sitting on his lap. Rowan and Near on the couch with me and Matt. SakaLaBaiBai is sitting on a chair next to an empty chair (for the special guest).

I sigh happily. "It's nice to not have Matsuda with us, he's such a bother..." I swore I heard a light "Hey!" coming from the distance... It sounded like Matsuda. "He really needs to get a girlfriend."

"Who are you talking to?" Matt asks me.

"My fairy godmother," I reply quickly. "I have one of those. Her name is Aizawa."

Everyone looked at me weirdly. I shrugged. "What? You jealous?"

"Never in a million years," Akane stated.

I rolled my eyes and looked at Rowan. "You care to be the host?"

She jumps up from her spot. "YES!" She walks to the center of the stage. "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN (which are just imaginary friends of Reiko, and the readers, of course)! GET READY FOR OUR SPECIAL GUEST (who Keitorin will glomp) DRUM ROLL PLEASE!" Drums were heard. Then, Rowan took a deep breath. "SASSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUKKKKKEEEEE UUUUCHHHIIIIHAAAAA!"

Keitorin literally squealed and glomped Sasuke when he came out of the door (told ya). "SASUKE!" she screamed.

Sasuke glared at her. "Who the hell are you?"

"Your worst nightmare," she replied.

"KEITORIN!" I screeched. "GET OFF CHICKEN-BUTT!"

She wailed. "HE'S NOT CHICKEN-BUTT! HE JUST GOTS A BAD BARBARA!"

"It's Barber, you idiot," SakaLaBaiBai corrected.

"I'm scared," Near said, forming himself into a ball.

"I'm confused," Matt said.

"I'm gonna beat someone up," L said, glaring daggers at Sasuke. "What's so special about him?"

Keitorin smiled. "SASUKE'S SMEXY!" She looked at L. "YOU MAD, BRAH?"

L growled. "How dare you call me a item that holds up women's boobs!"

Mello sweatdropped. "Woah, woah, L. Calm down-"

"YOU CALM DOWN!"

"L!" I scream at him. "You are from Death Note. Sasuke is from Naruto. Two diffrent animes and two diffrent people Keitorin will have fangirl thoughts about him!"

L frowned. "BUT SHE CALLED HIM SMEXY!"

"You're just mad that you're not 'smexy'," SakaLaBaiBai retorted.

"B-U-R-N! BURN!" Rowan shouted.

After pulling Keitorin off of Sasuke and back to her spot on the couch, Sasuke sat on the empty chair.

"Hello Sasuke," I greet him.

"Hn."

I sweatdrop. "S-so, Sasuke. What brings you here to us today?"

He glared at me. "You forced me to come here! You said if you if I didn't, you would chop me up, stuff me up in a chicken's ass, and have sharks eat me!"

Akane and SakaLaBaiBai snorted. "Aaaaw, does Mr. Sasuke Uchiha scared of a few girls?" Akane teased. "I don't see how," SakaLaBaiBai says. "Considering he (SPOILER ALERT) has the eternal mangekyo sharigan, killed Danzo, and killed Orochimaru. If a couple of threats from Arik scared you, you have some serious problems."

Sasuke sighed.

L huffed. "I still hate him."

Keitorin pouted. "Waaaiiii~?"

"WHY? YOU JUST WALTZ UP TO HIM AND CALL HIM SMEXY!"

"It's not my fault he's smexy."

"UGGGGGGHHHHHH!" Near suddenly says.

"PANCAKE MIX!" Rowan gasps. "Are you okay?"

Near nodded. "Baby kicked."

"Is anyone still weirded out by the fact that Near's pregnant?" Mello asks.

"I am," Matt says. "You don't see that everyday. I wish I never saw him pregnant, actually."

"And I wish I never saw your ugly ass," SakaLaBaiBai retorted.

"BUR- HEY!" I shout.

"Ahem," Sasuke coughed.

"Oh... Sasuke, sorry," I apoligize. "Is there something that you want?"

He grinned evilly. "Actually, yes, there is? Can I join you guys?"

That surprised all of us. But I said, "Of course!"

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See? There's really not plot... OH WELL! Okay guys, we all know Keitorin is a big L fangirl and Sasuke fangirl, but who will she choose? Who do you guys think she will choose? Please R&R~