I'm back~! I haven't updated in a while. Writer's block. Enojy~

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"Did the commercial just say, 'I'm Nicole and I like Jaden's breasts'?" Keitorin asks randomly.

"I doubt it," L muttered, still in a bad mood.

"You don't have to be a grumpy guss," Keitorin says. "Sasuke is awesome. Even though he kills (SPOLIER ALERT) Itachi."

"I get you pregnant twice and have those two children and you STILL call Sasuke smexy," L mumbled.

Keitorin sighed. "Whatevs."

There was a squeal. From Rowan. Apparenty, Deidara was here...

"DEIDARA~!" she screamed. "I LOVE YOU!"

The blue-eyed blond looked at her strangely. "Who are you, un?"

"Your future wife," Rowan replied.

Near was at the scene gritting his teeth in complete anger. "I now know how L feels..."

Rowan pouted. "Lighten up, Near. It's just Deidara."

"Yeah, sure. I bet he's also just your future husband, too."

"DAMN STRAIGHT!"

Everybody else (Keitorin, L, Sasuke, Reiko, Hana, Matt, Mello, SakaLaBaiBai, and Akane) gathered up.

"Deidara?" Keitorin questioned. "I EFFIN LOVE YOU! But not as much as my Sasuke~!"

"I am not yours!" Sasuke shouted.

Keitorin got a PERMANENT marker and wrote "property of Keitorin" on Sasuke's left arm. "YOU WILL NEVER GET THAT OFF! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" she screamed.

Everybody sighed. Rowan got an idea. She got the PERMANENT marker from Keitorin and wrote "property of Rowan" on Deidara right arm.

"What's Deidara doing her anyway?" I ask.

Deidara shrugged. "I'm just here, un."

"DON'T GIVE US THE OBVIOUS!" Akane screeched.

"When I think of Akane, I think of Karin," Rowan said randomly.

"DO NOT MENTION THAT WRINKLY OLD BITCH FART EVER AGAIN!" Keitorin screeched.

"That wrinkly old bitch fart is my teammate," Sasuke murmured.

"I don't care!" Keitorin yelled. "I HATE HER!"

"Hopefully Arik's favorite Naruto character won't be appearing," Matt said.

"Or Akane's," Mello agreed.

"Mmmm. Kakashi~" I said aloud.

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Sasuke kissed Keitorin. L literally exploded into many tiny pieces. He was mad. Not at Keitorin, but at Sasuke. Keitorin wasn't in on the kiss. Sasuke made the move.

L was all up in Sasuke's face. "I HATE YOU! STOP KISSING MY WIFE! YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO EMO PEOPLE EVERYWHERE!"

"I'M NOT EMO!" Sasuke shouted, furious!

"ART'S A BANG!" Deidara announced.

"DAMN STRAIGHT!" Rowan agreed.

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Sasuke, Keitorin, and L screamed in unison.

"Um, why did you kiss her in the first place?" I asked Sasuke.

"Maybe I like her," he replied.

"SASUKE LIKING SOMEBODY! OMJ!" I shouted,

"Omj...?" Sasuke questioned.

"Oh my Jashin."

"Not that Jashin crap again, hm!" Deidara yelled.

"YOU KNOW WHAT?" Keitorin exploded in anger, stress, and irratation. "ARIK IS ENDING THIS CHAPTER AND NOT CONTINUING IT 'TIL L SHUTS THE HELL UP ABOUT SASUKE, NEAR SHUTS THE HELL UP ABOUT DEIDARA, DEIDARA SHUTS THE HELL UP ABOUT ART, ARIK SHUTS THE HELL UP ABOUT JASHIN, AND IF I CAN'T LIKE SASUKE WITHOUT A COMMOTION *coughLcough* I QUIT!"

"Woah, everyone said in unison.

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Probably a short chappy. I still have some writer's block. Sorry. Please R&R~