Today (4/2/12) is Hidan's birthday~! Y'know, Hidan from Akatsuki? Happy Birthday, Hidan! Enjoy~!

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"Where's Keitorin?" Rowan asked to no one in particular.

I sighed. "She quit. Remember? She said 'I quit' really loudly."

"Thanks to that damn emo," L grumbled.

"Hn."

Akane sighed. "It's boring here without Keitorin."

Near nodded. He was about eight months pregnant now.

I looked up. "I know!"

Everybody looked at me curiously.

"Why don't we go to the human world?"

Staaaaaaaaaaaaare...

I sigh. Why are they so fusterating? I don't know!

"Well," I start to explain. "we need a plot, so here it is! Anime characters go to the human world and cause destruction."

"My hobby, yeah!" Deidara cheered.

"But," I continued. "we will have to go to Keitorin's house."

"I thought she quit," Sasuke said.

"She's at the human world, probably," SakaLaBaiBai replied.

I nod. "Yeah."

~OoOoO~

L, Mello, Near, SakaLaBaiBai, Deidara, Sasuke, Akane, Rowan, Reiko, Hana, and I went to the human world.

"It's so green!" Near shouted randomly. Stupid moodswings, I thought to myself.

"And hot," Mello added, fanning himself with his hand.

"Damn straight..." Rowan agreed.

"WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN HERE FIVE MINUTES YET!" This was from Akane.

We walk north towards Keitorin's house. We walk pass many big, fancy, and expensive houses to the end. Now, you probably think, "Oh, I bet her house is really raggedy and cheap." WRONG! Her house was the biggest of all. It was a lavender color. The roof was violet. There was three birdhouses in the front yard. I could tell Keitorin planted more roses, sunflowers, and tulips. There was also a big oak tree out front. Keitorin's back yard is pretty, too. There's a inground pool and a grill. There's four picnic tables and an awesome view of the sunset and sunrise.

Everyone, excluding me, gawked. Even Sasuke.

"It's so big!" Rowan said obviously.

"Duh," SakaLaBaiBai muttered.

"The inside is even better," I tell them and knock on the front door.

Two minutes later, Keitorin answers the door. "Mikki?" She notices everybody else. "WTF?"

I laugh nervously. "We just wanted to visit."

She growled. "Just come in."

So we did.

The inside walls where white and the carpets where pink. In the dining room, there was a glass table that ten people could sit at with a beautiful flower centerpiece in the middle. The chairs were also glass.

In the kitchen, the fridge was one o those fridges where the door has the ice and water thingy. There was two dishwashers, an expensive oven, and a pretty red trashcan.

The living room had three couches. A eighty-inch flat-screen TV, a Wii, a PS3, a PS2, a XBOX 360, and a Game Cube.

Her room was purple. She had a white bed and a ton of stuffed animals. There was a desk and a chair with a computer. All the guest rooms were like that, minus the stuffed animals.

There was three bathrooms. All consisted of a toliet, a bathtub, and a sink.

"Make yourself at home," Keitorin muttered.

Everyone nodded. Near, Rowan, and Deidara hung around in the living room; Sasuke went to claim the guest room closest to Keitorin's; Akane and Mello went to search the kitchen for chocolate; SakaLaBaiBai and I went to use the bathrooms (seperatly, of course); L went to sulk in his "emo corner."

After using the bathroom, I found Keitorin in her room. She was laying on her bed, playing with her Sasuke plushie.

"You like Sasuke more that L," I tell her.

She nods. "I feel so horrible about it."

"Y'know, you only got married in anime world. You're in the human world now. The rules don't apply."

"So I have a second chance?"

"Of course! The wedding wasn't even real. We didn't even have a pastor person!"

She giggles. "I guess you're right."

"Why'd you quit?"

She sighs. "Mostly the whole Sasuke vs. L thing. I hate it."

I nod. "Looks irratating."

"And it is. And the way L's acting, it makes me like Sasuke even more. Sure, Sasuke is coldhearted, but he's not like that towards me. Anymore."

I laugh. "I don't think he liked you at first."

She laughs too. "Damn straight he didn't."

"I wonder if a Deidara vs. Near thing will happen," I say.

"Who knows?" Keitorin replies.

~OoOoO~

For dinner, Keitorin cooked meatloaf, mashed potatoes, and corn. She served us some tea and gave herself an ice coffee since she doesn't like tea.

Everybody ate. No complaints. At all. It was scary, actually. And quiet. I think this whole Sasuke/L thing is stirring everyone up... Sigh...

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Not really funny. Sorry. Hopefully the next chapter is better. R&R~