Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters of rise of the guardians but I did think of young Bluey.
Bunnymund the Easter Daddy
Chapter: 10.
It was now the afternoon and the Guardians have been flying for hours now. No signs of Bluey was seen nor heard yet but then Jack whined "This is getting boring!"
Everyone shot Jack a death glare before continuing driving (or Flying) and then Santa said "Now, Now, Jack. Nobody could expect the ticket out of this to fly into us and hit one of us in the face."
As if North was psychic, One of Bunnymund's boomerang's flew towards the Gaurdians and smacked Sandy in the face, knocking him out and forced the sleigh to land.
A few minutes later, Sandman still wasn't awake and Jack asked while facing the others "Anyone know how to wake him up?"
Everyone except for Bunnymund looked back to Jack Frost with a shrug and Jack asked while cocking an eyebrow "Bunny?"
Bunnymund said while walking over to Sandy and standing on the right side of his head "Youse should know that there is one way to wake people up."
Bunnymund got out a finger, shoved it in his mouth before covering it with saliva and shoving it into Sandy's ear.
Yes, Bunny was giving Sandy a wet willy.
Everyone winced at how painful that looked for Sandy and the Sandman quickly rose up with a floating explanation mark above his head.
Sandy's eyes balls looked as if they were about to pop out of his eye sockets, his facial expression was completely blank, he was shaking like a leaf and he was panting.
Everyone helped poor Sandy to his feet before Jack picked up the object which had hit Sandy in the head before noticing the note attached "Hey, Guys! There's a note on here."
Everyone ran towards Jack as Jack removed the note from the Boomerang and Un folded in before reading it out.
"S.O.S! Held captive by Pitch! Please get my father, Gaurdians and help me because Pitch plans on doing something horrible!"
Everyone's eyes had widened in fear. They hadn't expected the letter to say that!
Suddenly a smile widened on Jack Frost's face everyone turned to face Jack, knowing that he was planning something and then Jack said "I suggest we pay Pitch a visit."
North grinned widely and exclaimed while jumping up "OH YES! Sneak in!"
Everyone else smiled in agreement before heading underground to Pitch's lair.
When I walk on by, girls be looking like "Damn, he fly!"
I pimp to the beat, walking on the street in my new Lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants out of control,
It's Red Foo with the big afro
In like Bruce Lee, well I got the claw, yo!
Bunnymund jumped into the caverns with a hole in the roof while looking positively mad and black stripes were underneath his eyes. After beating the life out of the Nightmare creatures whom had came to see what the noise was, Bunnymund ran off on all fours towards the incoming army of Nightmare creature.
Girl look at that body (x3)
I work out
Girl look at that body (x3)
I work out
Bunnymund was just running towards the computer room when he found that he was surrounded.
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it.
Bunnymund quickly whipped out his Boomerangs before twirling them in his fingers and throwing them to make a distraction while he was fighting with some cool dance moves.
I'm sexy and I know it (x2)
First he did a Ultra spin on the ears before jumping back to his big feet and doing a moon walk while kicking the Nightmare's in the face then he did a head spin while kicking the creatures in the face.
When I'm at the bar, security just can't fight them off
When I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks - what?
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
Bunnymund suddenly stopped spinning and jumped before landing on his paws and walking backwards on them but this allowed him to fight with his very big feet. He kicked lots of creatures and more were coming!
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get serviced - watch!
Bunnymund of course jumped back to his feet, his boomerangs returned to him, his eyes narrowed and he had a devilish grin.
Girl look at that body (x3)
I work out
Girl look at that body (x3)
I work out
Bunnymund suddenly spun around while on his feet but he was throwing eggs while he was spinning so exploding eggs were flying all over the place and hitting the Nightmare creatures and knocking them out.
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it.
After Bunnymund stopped spinning he did a double backflip and he landed on his head before doing a head spin and again throwing his Boomerangs.
I'm sexy and I know it (x2)
Even tough Bunny had done a lot of spinning, he wasn't sick because he may have made Australia but he also created dance! Bunnymund pulled a Nightmare creature forwards before head butting him and he quickly looked at the last remaining Creatures whom were backing away slowly.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah...(x3)
After grabbing one of the Nightmare creature's hooves he pulled it towards him before using it as a tango partner but Bunnymund was doing it rather violently (kind of like Ice age 3 between Scrat and Scratte). He kicked the Creature in the face, pulled it in for a head but, stomping on its foot and kicking it in the place where it hurts but he still danced gracefully.
Im sexy and i know it
Bunnymund smiled before break dancing and then he did a back flip and he pulled both of the remaining Nightmare creatures and banged both of their heads together.
Girl look at that body (x3)
I work out
Girl look at that body (x3)
I work out
With that, Bunnymund did a cartwheel towards the computer room before he landed on his knee and ran to the computer.
IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT!
Bunnymund looked at the others who all had slack jaws and wide eyes and Bunnymund shrugged "What? Don't you dance?"
Everyone nodded and Jack commented "I think ya may just compete with Michel Jackson!"
Bunnymund nodded while saying "thank you but it's nothin really..."
Tooth exclaimed while flying towards him "But We don't know anyone else who could do amazing dance moves and fight at the same time!"
Bunnymund gave a wave of the paw before looking up at the giant computer screen and typing up something on the keyboard while everyone gathered around him.
After a minute of searching up security filming, Bunnymund had found a film shot of Bluey running through the halls, throwing the boomerang out the window, getting caught by the Nightmare creatures and Pitch putting evil enchanted black smoke into Bluey's ear.
The Guardians gasped knowing what Pitch had done. He had put smoke in Bluey's mind to turn him evil and to obey his every command.
Bunnymund was the worst effected by this and his ears hid behind his head before he looked to the floor in sadness and North said as he comforted Bunnymund "Don't worry, it usually takes a long while for the smoke to completely take effect so we can still save him."
Bunnymund looked to North "How long?"
North's facial expression was blank and he said "Until midnight."
Sandy looked at his watch before pointing at the time on his watch which read "6:30."
Everyone knew that they had plenty of time but Bunnymund couldn't help but worry. Where was Bluey? Truly he didn't know but his gut was telling him that he wasn't too far away.
Thats the end of this chapter. So now the Gaurdians have until midnight to find Bluey and restore him to normal but Pitch's plan doesn't end there. You'll find out what it is very soon.
The song was "Sexy and I know it" by LMFAO. Hope you enjoyed the story so far, guys!
