Keldeo and Genesect were relaxing at the Legendary Household, with Genesect looking at a magazine with Lopunny porn when suddenly there was a knock on the door.
"Go get it." said Genesect, still looking at his magazine.
"Fine. At least I have an alternate forme just like Meloetta and you don't." responded Keldeo, rubbing it in.
"Just get the freaking door!" Genesect replied, raising his voice.
Keldeo mumbled to himself angrily as he got up and opened the door, only to see Meloetta, panting heavily and sweating puddles of sweet, vanilla icing. A thick trail of sweaty icing marking the way she took as the puddle around grew by the second.
"Good Arceus!" Kel shouted. "Mel you're sweating up an ocean back there! And you're getting the household floor all sticky!"
Meloetta took part of her dress and "screwed" it, large amounts of sweaty icing coming out and splattering all over the floor.
"I can't help it!" she said. "I got stuck to the floor at the hospital, it got too cold and I was helpless!"
"How did you escape?" Kel asked.
"Well...I simply licked my way out. You know, I licked away all the icing." Meloetta burped loudly in Keldeo's face, giving Keldeo the thought that she was right about licking all the icing.
"...Umm...right. But you're not gonna get more sweat all over the floor! Come back when you stop sweating like an ani...er...Poke...uh...JUST STOP SWEATING!" Keldeo slammed the door in Meloetta's face, blowing her hair back a bit as it dripped more icing.
Meloetta got down on her knees, her lips trembling as tears formed in heres. Meloetta burst into tears, feeling rejected by the only two Pokemon who she accordingly belonged with, as waterfalls of tears and sweat continued to come out of her.
"Me and my big sweat glands..." she said softly to herself while sobbing.