Yoshizilla-Fan: I haven't updated this in a while, so here you go, and hey, during winter up here, it's summer in the Southern Hemisphere. So yeah.
Meloetta floated around above the roof of the Legendary Household on a surprisingly hot day, having striped off her black dress, being fully in the nude as she rubbed her sweating body all over with her paddle shaped hands, moaning loudly as sweet, vanilla sweat poured down her white body.
"Good Arceus...if I can float around like this, why did I ever bother using a beach chair on the ground where everyone saw me...?" she said, sliding her paddle shaped hands all the way down to her crotch, moaning louder as she rubbed her vagina with her own sweat of sweet, vanilla icing essence. "Hmm...it's not the same as real icing, but it still makes me oh so..." Meloetta gasped in shock as she accidently ejaculated, cum dripping from her vag.
Meanwhile, Keldeo walked outside, wondering what was going on.
"What is going on? First the roof leaks this sticky stuff for some reason, and now I'm hearing-" Keldeo noticed a nude Meloetta on the roof, pleasuring herself from her own sweat, causing Keldeo to face hoof himself.
"Really!?" he said in a loud voice, causing Meloetta to hear, screaming in shock as she covered her crotch in embarrassment.
"Keldeo!" she said loudly, sweat still dripping down her skin and onto the roof.
"What is wrong with you!?" Keldeo said in a serious tone. "Why must you always be so...so...abnormal?"
Meloetta floated back down, using Psychic to float her black dress to herself, putting it back on for a moment before she would over heat from the hot sun and her over active pores.
"It's who I am. Can't you ever accept that? I mean, Vanellope's a sassy, gassy young girl, Amy and Bianca can also be very gassy, Toadette can also be gassy sometimes, and of course Daisy is also a carefree, gassy young girl and loves who she is and what she can do, despite that Waluigi is always annoyed by it."
Keldeo thought for a moment, then he finally said something.
"Yeah you're right. But this whole sweating thing is not considered classic. I'm afraid you'll have to try something else."
Meloetta thought about it for a second. "Yeah you're right. I'm gonna stick to icing." Meloetta opened another carton, took some with her paddle shaped hand, licking it and rubbing it on her vagina, burping loudly in Keldeo's face.
"Right. If that's the case, then this fanfic's no good anymore..."
Keldeo and Meloetta both went back inside the Legendary Household, then suddenly the sticky sweat weakened the roof, somehow causing it to fall in, crushing everyone, with everyone in it moaning in pain.
And that's why sweating is not really a good fetish to stick with.
THE END