Sarah

KO a cop? Fine. Steal his car? Just peachy. Attempt to drive said car with girl screaming in the backseat and fireballs falling from the sky? Do not want.

They had barely made it 20 miles into Jersey when Daphne started screaming bloody murder in the backseat forcing Sarah to swerve, which was just as well since a fireball torched the spot where the car had been. Logan bolted awake with a confused "Wha-?" as Sarah pulled the car down an exit ramp.

They pulled into a 7/11 parking lot and everyone jumped out to see three large shapes descending on them. "Are those pegasi?" Logan asked.

"N-n-no," Daphne stammered, "they're ch-ch-chicken horses!" She was right. Two horses with the back parts and wings of chickens and the front parts of horses were flying right at them and one of them shot a fireball at the three of them.

"They breathe fire?!" Logan exclaimed, diving away from the flames.

"They're Hippalectryons," Sarah explained, remembering from Annabeth's lessons on monsters, "monsters with the front of a horse and back of a rooster. They aren't mentioned much though, so I guess they do."

One of the Hippalectryons said with a Jersey accent "Yeah! We was tired of being neglected. Our new masters are gonna make us famous! Ain't that right Snooki?"

A horse named Snooki?

Made sense.

"You gots that right, Pauly!" Exclaimed Snooki, who was clearly a girl, "We's gonna get us some respect!" She blew another fireball at Logan who jumped out of the way, shooting a silver arrow at the one named Pauly. He dodged easily.

"We need to ground them!" Sarah yelled to Daphne and Logan, "You two work on that one, I'll get the other." She summoned a gust of wind to blast her straight at Snooki.

Out of the corner of her eye Sarah saw Logan trying to hit Pauly with arrow after arrow, but got zero results. Daphne was hiding behind a pickup truck. Sarah wondered what the people inside the gas station were seeing. She knew the Mist bended reality for mortals to make them see things they could actually comprehend, like a hellhound might be a large horse to them, or something.

Snooki blasted a fireball at Sarah, snapping her back to reality. She flew out of the way, but just being near all that heat made her nauseous. She flew back at Snooki, drawing Frostbite as she flew. Snooki saw her coming though and hit Sarah hard in the stomach with her front hooves. Sarah plummeted out of the sky, the wind literally knocked out of her. She managed to regain control just before she hit the pavement.

Snooki charged at her from above. "You stupid heroes can't beat us," she taunted as she flew towards Sarah, "our master wi-." Suddenly she stopped, a silver arrow protruding from her side. Snooki disintegrated into golden dust.

"SNOOKI!" Pauly yelled. Sarah took the chance. While Pauly was distracted with Snooki's death she blasted herself upwards towards him and stabbed him in the side with Frostbite. The Hippalectryon screamed as he froze into solid ice.

Sarah hovered down as Pauly plummeted and shattered on the ground. A Portuguese man came out of the gas station and started screaming at them in his native language. Something about scaring away the eagles. Then he looked at Logan and murmured "Escape convict."

He screamed and ran back inside the store and got on the phone. "We should go now." Logan said. Sarah didn't know what the man had meant by "convict", but she would definitely ask Logan about that later. And why was Daphne so scared of the Hippalectryons? The three of them jumped into the cop car, Sarah turned on the sirens, and they sped off.