Really quickly, I'd like to say a really big thank you to everyone reading this story, reviewers, readers, favoriters, and alerters! It really means a lot! I honestly didn't think that this story would get this far! So, THANK YOU! :D

Oh, and Fish says hi! xD

Who Are You- The Who

~F~O~U~R~H~O~U~S~E~S~

"So you were yanked up and then what?" Alysson Johnson asked, forgetting about the performance that should have started 10 minutes ago.

"And then I was spun around and the girl who did it kissed me!" Jeremy Marx cried, incredulous.

"And you know what she called me afterwards?"

"No, I don't know what she called you, I wasn't in the library with you, doofus," Jake Rayveer said, laughing.

"Shut up Jake, I wasn't talking to you."

"Which is precisely why I said it."

"Look, what did she call you Jeremy?" Matthew Dennings asked, interrupting the two's banter which would've quickly escalated into a prank duel if left un-checked.

"Leo! The girl kissed me 'cause she thought I was some guy called Leo! And to add insult to injury, she was running away from some people, so she kissed me to escape, thinking I was her buddy Leo, whoever that is," Jeremy ranted, insulted beyond belief because of it.

"So that's how you got the idea for this song?"

"Yup."

"Fascinating."

"Um, guys?"

"Yeah?"

"We should have performed… 15 minutes ago."

"MERLIN'S LEFT SOCK!"

"YOU SAID IT BRUTHA'!"

"THE F-"

"JAKE!"

"SORRY!"

"WHY ARE WE JUST STANDING AROUND YELLIG AT EACH OTHER?"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

"LET'S JUST GO!"

"AGREED!"

And then, smothering their laughter, the four ran out of the classroom to the Great Hall.

~In the Great Hall~

"Oh God Leo, it was so embarrassing!" Kathleen Wilson moaned to her friend at the Gryffindor table.

"I'm sure it was," Leonardo Westfall said, laughing at his best friend's mistake, he was never going to let her forget it.

"But what's even worse, was that the kid was-"

Leo never got to know what the boy was because just then, a rather loud guitar solo of sorts sounded and loud applause broke out. The Four Houses Band had arrived.

The drummer was tapping away on the cymbal as the girl and two boys began to sing.

Who are you
Who who who who
Who are you
Who who who who Who are you
Who who who who
Who are you
Who who who who

I woke up in a Soho doorway
The policeman knew my name
He said, "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"
I staggered back to the underground
The breeze blew back my hair
I remembered throwing punches around
And preachin' from my chair

Who are you
Who who who who(I really wanna' know)
Who are you
Who who who who(Tell me who are you) Who are you
Who who who who(Cause I really wanna' know)
Who are you
Who who who who

I took the tube back out of town
Home to the rolling pin
I felt a little like a dying clown
But with a streak of Rin Tin Tin
I stretched back and I hiccupped
Looked back on my busy day
Eleven hours in the tin pan
God there's got to be another way

Who are you
Who who who who(Oh, who are you)
Who are you
Who who who who(Come on tell me who are you) Who are you
Who who who who(Who the heck are you)
Who are you
Who who who who

There was a brief respite where the three looked around suspiciously with Fish plinking away, and then suddenly, BAM. All of them at once.

Keys enjoyed his cool-sounding notes with SiGi making some cool illusions appear with people running in slow-mo and other scenes from Muggle police shows.

Who are you
Who who who who
Who are you
Who who who who
Who are you
Who who who who
Who are you
Who who who who(I really wanna' know) Who are you
Who who who who(Who the heck are you)
Who are you
Who who who who(Who are you) Who are you
Who who who who(Tell me who are you)

I really wanna' know, I really wanna' know Come on tell me who are you, you, you, oh you?

The applause was deafening, and girls tried in vain to reach the boys, but Keys had anticipated such events and had put up barriers to block the fan-girl's path.

"Good thinking Keys, I don't feel like being mobbed today," Beat praised.

"Thanks, but it was SiGi who gave me the idea," Keys replied, laughing at the face she made.

"OI! YOU FOUR!"

Said four turned to see who in Merlin's name was yelling. It was Sirius Black. Figures.

"I HAVE A QUESTION, NO MAKE IT TWO!"

"ASK AWAY!" Fish yelled in reply.

"ONE; WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?"

"Ahahaha- SORRY, THAT IS HIGHLY CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!" Beat replied, laughing.

"TOLD YA' PRONGS!"

"DON'T YELL I'M RIGHT HERE YOU GIT!"

He continued on, ignoring his irate best friend.

"TWO; HAVE I SHAGGED SIGI?"

The entire Hall went silent.

All heads turned to a wide-eyed, tomato-red, SiGi. After a few seconds, she regained the use of her voice.

"NO YOU BLOODY WELL HAVE NOT YOU PERVERTED PLAYBOY BUNNY!"

And then, face still aflame, she ran out, leaving her band mates in stitches.

"You sir, have just made my day! SiGi, shag you? HAHAHAHAHA, not in a million years mate!" and then doubled over with laughter, Fish, Keys, and Beat stumbled out, their laughter echoing through the still silent Hall.

"Way to go Pads, you've probably just disbanded the Four Houses Band, good job," the one and only Remus Lupin said sarcastically, and rather loudly.

Sirius Black barely made it out alive.

~F~O~U~R~H~O~U~S~E~S~

So… how was it? Am I doing a good job with everything? Am I doing a horrible job at anything?

Please let me know, 'cause I know that I like the band, and Hogwarts likes the band, and the band likes the band, and those of you who've reviewed like the band, but… any one else? New opinions make it better!

Thanks! :D