Don't own glee
Performance I base it off of is at
watch?v=PVTQa7SNK8g&feature=fvw
Kalie singing
All singing
Puck
"Okay guy's we have someone that wants to audition, welcome Kalie Cooper" Schue says.
I smirk as soon as I hear her name. She walks into the room in a sexy as hell outfit with Satan and Brittany behind her.
"okay Kalie show us what you got" Schue says. I smirk at her as the music starts.
Kalie's POV
(they do the dance moves off the video from above)
Oh, I'm overdue
Give me some room
I'm comin through
Paid my dues
In the mood
Me and the girls gonna shake the room
DJ's spinning (show your hands)
Let's get dirrty (that's my jam)
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweatin' til my clothes come off
It's explosive, speakers are pumping (oh)
Still jumping, six in the morning
Table dancing, glasses are crashing (oh)
No question, time for some action
Temperature's up (can you feel it)
About to erupt
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
(looks at Sam)
Gonna make some noise
Wanna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival
Ah, heat is up
So ladies, fellas
Drop your cups
Body's packed
Front to back
Now move your ass
I like that
Tight hip huggers (low for sure)
Shake a little somethin' (on the floor)
I need that, uh, to get me off
(smirks at Puck)
Sweatin' until my clothes come off
Let's get open, cause a commotion (ooh oh)
We're still going, eight in the morning
There's no stopping, we keep it popping (oh)
Hot rocking, everyone's talking
Give all you got (give it to me)
Just hit the spot
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
(winks at Matt)
Gonna make some noise
Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Ooh sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty (oh, oh)
It's about time for my arrival
Here it comes, it's the one
You've been waiting on
Get up, get it up
Yup, that's what's up
Giving just what you love
To the maximum
Uh oh, here we go (here we go)
You can tell when the music
Starts to drop
That's when we take it
To the parking lot
And I bet you somebody's
Gonna call the cops
Uh oh's, here we go's (
here we go)
Ohh ooh ohh, yeah yeah...
Wanna get rowdy (rowdy, yeah)
Gonna get a little unruly (ruly)
Get it fired up in a hurry (hurry)
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party (party)
Sweat dripping over my body (body)
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival
Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
(Ooh oh)
Get it fired up in a hurry
(Ooh oh)
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Ooh sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival
Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat dripping over my body
Dance and getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival
The room explodes in applause. I hug Santana and Britt and come out with a smirk on my face pointing it at Puck.
claps "that was very good Kalie, you have a great voice"
"I think it was far too risqué for glee club Mr. Schue" A snotty blonde says.
"Shut it Preggers" San sneers.
"while it wasn't something that we normally due Quinn it was good just the same" Mr. Schue says.
"yeah preggers just cause you can't dance like that or are to insecure to don't take it out on me" I glare at her.
Quinn huffs and looks away.
I smirk. "alright this is great we have our twelve for sectionals!" Mr. Schue says enthused "Now does anyone have their duets ready, Kalie we're doing duets this week I don't think Puck has a partner so you two can be together"
"yay" I say sarcastically as I take a seat between San and Britt.
San and Britt go first singing River Deep Mountain High
When there finished….
"you guys were amazing" I smile at them
"thanks K" San says smiling.
"Thanks Kalie!" Britt says throwing her arms around me.
I laugh at her enthusiasm.
"Okay guys that's enough for today see you all tomorrow" Mr. Schue excuses us.
"That was so sexy" Puck whispers in my ear.
I turn around and glare at him "get off of me asswipe" I shout.
"I don't know if that's gonna be possible since we're duet partners" he smirks at me.
"and I'm dreading every minute of it" I say while walking away.
"See ya later hot stuff" Puck yells after me.
I roll my eyes and give him the middle finger as I walk to my car.
I get to my house and go up to my room and call Brooke.
"Hey B. Davis what's goin down in Tree Hill" I ask
"K. Cooper it's so boring here without you Haley has actually talked us out of doing things" Brooke says.
"Woah now that is crazy" I laugh
"I know but you were the one who usually got her to do everything with us and now the tables are turning" Brooke tells me
"Brookie you just got not back down and eventually she'll cave promise" I tell her
"anyway enough about back here what about your new school how is everything, are there any hot boys?" Brooke asks.
I giggle "It's pretty good I've found a couple girlfriends and there are a quite a few hot boys but there is one boy who is insanely annoying and thinks he is so hot and can get anyone but I'm gonna show him that he can't get me"
"Oooh sounds fun wish I see him is he really hot not that it matters since he has no chance with you" she says.
"he is really hot but your right he has no chance, but anyway have Haley and Jake hooked up yet cause they have so much sexual tension you could cut it with a knife" I say
"No they haven't but Peyton has found a new guy" Brooke says.
"Who?" I say shocked.
"Dim" she says.
"No way she is not hooking up with Tim that is so gross even I wouldn't touch him and I've hooked up with almost the whole basketball team except Dim and Nathan." I say.
"But Nathan's hot." Brooke comments
"yeah he is he's smoking but Luke would've killed me if he knew I hooked up with Nathan while I was hooking up with him too" I reply.
"This is true" she says
"why do you think I never tried cause he is one fine piece of man" I say.
Brooke laughs
"So how is Luke?" I ask.
"he's pretty good" she says.
"and you Brooke do you have your eye on anyone" I ask
"maybe" she says
"Well, who is it?" I ask
"don't get mad okay?" she says.
"Okay? Who is it Brookie?"
"It's Nathan" she says fast.
"Oh my god Brooke that's so cute you guys would make a cute couple" I say
"so you're not mad" she asks.
"why would I be mad? I'm happy for you no matter what" I reply.
"okay good I just don't know how to get him" Brooke says.
"well with Nathan he likes the chase so if you flirt with him a couple days to show interest and then you start flirting with another guy to make it seem like you're not interested in him anymore he'll start chasing you and then you just have to keep playing hard to get until he starts showing a lot of interest…..ooh maybe you can flirt with Jake and then Haley will get jealous and they'll get together. Just tell Jake about the plan first so he doesn't think you like him and if he doesn't agree tell me and I'll call him and chew his ass till he agrees to help" I tell her.
"okay thanks Kalie but I gotta go Love you" Brooke says.
"bye Brooke love you too" I say
I put my phone down and hop in the shower.
I love when I get to help my friends with their love lives. Now I just have to find a new guy to play with.
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