Karkat sat through his ridiculously annoying bus ride alone, as always, reading one of his sappy romance novels.
This particular one involving male character1 (mc1) falling for this female character1 (fc1) who happens to be cheating him with male character2 (mc2). Mc2 ends up being best bro's with mc1 and fc1 falls for yet another character, which will be reffered to a female character2 (fc2), but what fc1 doesn't know is that fc2 is actually mc2's sister who has developed a liking towards mc1 through her brother's friendship. then mc1 starts cheating on fc1 and falls head-over-heels in love with fc2. Naturally, mc2 gets protective over his sister and basically everyone hates fc1 so she just kind of fades out of exhistance until it is reported in the news that she is dead. At this point, none of the characters are sure how to even feel about the situation, but in the end fc2 and mc2 somehow turn out to not actually be related and things just get awkward.
Karkat loves books like that. He thinks they offer a great angle on sociology and romance, but the majority of his friends call him a dork for reading them. So he returns the favor by flipping them off.
As the bus nears his stop, Karkat gathered his things and quickly started up the aisle only for Vriska to trip him near the front with one of her high-heeled leather boots she decided to wear on the first day to look more dangerous. Her hair had appeared to had seen well over its turn with the hairspray and straight iron, the cerulean streak was certainly new though. Works well with her style honestly.
"Falling for me again, aaaaaaaay Karkat? Can't say I'm surprised, you never could get your eyes off of me." She taunted, the same usual drag on her words. Her voice still kinda unsettling, like a spiders-bite. Theres a reason people call her spiderbitch, right? She wasn't popular, but she did have a way with ruining reputations when you make her mad.
Karkat got on his knees and tried to pick up the things he'd dropped, not even bothering to look at her before speaking. "God you're a bitch, you know that?" he retorted, "No wonder no one likes you."
At that, Vriska laughed her usual mind-crippling laughter. "Ha, you surely must be kidding! Don't you know I have a loooooooong line of gentleman callers waiting for me to say the word? Ha. Poor boy, your jealousy is getting to you, isn't it? How bout this, you call me tonight, and I'll think about giving you a try." She then snapped her gum and winked at him.
"Fuck you, spiderbitch." He said, finally standing and walking off the bus and toward his driveway.
"You wish, Vant-ass!" She shouted at him from the window, "Stop watching movies for girls!" Karkat didn't even turn to look at her as the bus drove off. There was really no point in flipping her off. She'd take it as a compliment.