PRONGS MAKES AN AMAZING CHAIR! Also, I owe my friend two American money. It was a bad choice to pay for soda using my friends cash. I should owe him three but he forgot, MUHAHAHA! Also, I am pleased to announce that I have a knew obsession, it was a big accident and will blow away later. It's Voldemort dancing to Call me Maybe. It came to me in a dream, it was a sort of lap dance kind of thing. The weirdest lap dance of my dream life, no joke! Also…again, my teachers ganged up on me and had an intervention! They all started to talk about how I have D's and how if I get a B+ or bigger they'll enter me for a new car. I SHALL WIN THAT CAR!
Voldemort gives Sexy lap dances! I don't own, Harry Potter, JK Rowling does! Also I don't own anything else that is owned by others in this story that I mention, like Dr. Pepper. I wish I did.
He slapped her on the back as a man with a long beard stood in front of the podium, "Welcome, to another year." the tall bearded man said. He was none other than Albus Dumbledore. The greatest God Damn wizard on the planet! He stood there like a man who loved what he did, "This year we are all so joyous to have so many happy children…" there was a scoff from the side of him. Everyone looked over at a longish black haired man with all black robes and a large hooked nose. Albus couldn't help but smile, "Any who! This year we shall have a few new rules. As always the forbidden forest is off limits to everyone as it is called the Forbidden Forest! Why students go in is beyond me, die if you want. I do care though enough to tell you. Also, the third floor door on the right, I'll repeat, ON THE RIGHT! Is off limits to anyone who doesn't want to suffer a terrible death. Again, both off limits. Other than that, everything else is perfectly safe to enter or be in and as everything should be, the school is a very safe environment. More that any other school to be at. Well, now that that has been said let us feast!" he said with a booming clap from his hands. Food appeared everywhere, "OH GOODNESS!" Zack screamed as he dug his face into a plate of potatoes. Jess had her jaw hit the table, "This is more that my grandmother makes for dinner at her place." she said in awe while grabbing a chicken wing. There was a slight yawn from behind her something hit Zack on the back of the head, "What hell!?" he shouted, spitting his food on everyone. Jess turned to see Katie whistling and looking anywhere but at them, "Oi, Rogers if you want to keep your hands, I wouldn't do that again!" Casey shouted from Gryffindor table. Jess turned, grabbed a role off the table and chucked it at him, "Don't threaten her!" she shouted. Casey caught the role in his mouth but was knocked down. The Slytherin's started to crack up, all but Erin of course. Jess knew she would never laugh at something she did. A boy in second year winked at her from Ravenclaw, she blushed. Katie started to laugh as she saw what he did, "Jess, your face is redder than when you painted Bulk's in Kindergarten during nap time!" she giggled. The Ravenclaw boy started to laugh hysterically. Erin went red with rage but didn't move an inch away from them, she like the gossip and to be gossiped about. Sierra laughed, "I remember that, the teacher thought she was having a allergic reaction to the mats so she made her sleep on paper towels!" she burst out in tears from laughter. There was another clap out of know where and desserts were everywhere!
Once everyone had stopped eating the Prefects started to make their way to the dormitories. Zack stopped his group, "Why don't we tour the school?" he asked. Katie raised an eyebrow, "I don't know. Can we?"
"Gods, Katie grow a back bone!" Casey snapped. Jess punched him in the jaw, "Shut up!" she snapped at him. He rubbed his jaw and kept quiet. So they waited and hid until the Professors and Prefects all left until they were alone. It was around Midnight they came out of their hiding places. Jess was freaking out, Mr. Pieper told them not to get into trouble. Zack grabbed her hand as they started to walk around the school. It was a huge place and really fun until Zack tried to open a door that would not budge, "Zack, this is the Third floor. That's the door on the right." Sierra whispered urgently. While they all tried to get Zack from opening the door, loud footsteps were approaching quickly. Their friend David who was with them booked it away from the approaching steps. Jess glared, "DAMN HUFFLEPUFF!" Casey shouted after him. The footsteps increased to their location as Zack banged on the door, "OPEN!" he screamed at it. Sierra started to help him bang ont ehdoor along with Casey, "Why won't it open!" Sierra shouted as she pulled and pushed. Not even the doorknob would turn even a bit. Jess looked from them to Katie to the way that David ran. He didn't make that bad of a choice to run, she would have done the same thing if it had come down to it. Katie started to freak out as a tall, dark figure stopped in front of them, "Well, well. Little first years out of bed?" They all looked up and Zack, being the charming young man he is, screamed, "VAMPIRE!" They all started to scream that until Katie punched the figure in the leg… so close to his balls. So close! She missed by almost four inches! They rest ran, but Jess who was grabbed by it by her robes. "YOU MISSED KATIE!" she screamed at them. "Lummox!" the corridor light up and she turned to see her Head of house, and Potions Professor. "Professor… what brings you around here?" she asked, trying to beat around the bush. He glared down his hooked nose at her, "Detention for a month for sneaking around the first night. Also, ten points from Slytherin." his voice was in a dark, baritone. She glared at him with a burning hatred as he carried her to a large gargoyle statue…..
So, another Cliff Hanger because… CLIFF HANGER! Who is this mysterious man who has Jess. You'll know if you're a great HP fan. And I was given advice on what not to do in this chapter like yell Katie! Um…. KATIE YOU MISSED! Your up to his stomach and you freaking missed his balls! It was an easy hit! Anyway, I'll be posting two chapters tomorrow and Always.