Chapter 5

Together, captain Soap walked into a room and yelled "Where aere you, sheperd! I will kill you, you evil coward!"

Suddenly, a man said "Ha ha ha! You are so funny, you pathetic idiot! You dare to kill me, the great gerenal Shephrad? Laughable! The only reason why you are still alive is because you amuse me! Now, prepare to die, Soap!"

It was… genreal sheepherd!

"Come down from there and let us fight like real man!", said Sopa, because sheperd was on a plattform.

But shepoerd just said "I don't think you are worth an honorous death, captain Soap! For years, the british have ruined america with their high taxes, and now, you think we forgive you jnust because we aren't your colony anymore? Now, Britain will be our colony! Prepare to die, Soap!"

Suddenly, there were ninjas everywhere! The ninjas unsheated their swords and looked at soap, but soap just said badassily "very good, I needed a little warmup!"

The first ninja attacked soap, but soap punched him in the face with his cyber arm. Brain was flying around everywhere, and the ninja had no head anymore! Then, a second ninja tried to surprise soap from behind with a knife, but soap just turned around, dodged the strike and punched him in half. The other ninjas stood around him and watched in horror as their advertesary ripped the spine out of another ninnja and shot another one in the chest, killing him.

"What are you waiting for?", said shepherd unpatiently, "Kill him!"

The ninjas all rushed towards soap because they were afraid of the evil general. Suddenly, everything was full of blood and chunks of raw flesh and sheperd couln'dt see anything because his view was obscured by a cloud of blood and dust. He started to smile because he thought that soap was dead, but then, the dust settled and soap was standing there on top of a pile of corpses while holding the head of a ninja in his cyber arm.

"I am rather unimpressed", said soap rather unimpressed. "Now, I will kill you, just as you killed captain price!"

"I don't think so", said shepehd and took out his revolver.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", yelled soap as sheperd shot captain price in the chest, "!1"

"Are you okay, price?" asked soap his mentor, and captain price said: "I don't think I'm gonna make it, soap. You need to stop this madman before he destroys the world!" And then, captain price was dead.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed soap tragically,

"YOU HAVE KILLED PRICE!"

"AND NOW, I WILL KILL YOU!" said sehpard and jumped from his plattform. The two looked into each others eyes and prepared for the final battle…