Thou ought not to judge me, I am but only human. Also I have not posted because I have been playing AC3 and getting an idea for a short story for a friend. I'm doing from the guys point of view. So that may be a reason why. Fun Fact 4: I hate my ex and he's my best friend. Weird right?
Don't own Harry Potter but I do own Tyler's ass!
The day had gone on but now without Jess being laughed at by random people who saw the letter scream at her. Also Zack was a laughing stock about the rash on his arse. But one thing was scarring the both of them. Erin had not said a word about it… yet. "It's Halloween, the perfect pranking time and I've only pranked on is Snape and he hasn't even found it yet." Zack whispered sadly across the Slytherin table. Jess was in no mood to talk about pranks and all that crap. She was trying to figure out who blew up Harry. Her Aunt Kelsey was already coming to yell at Michael for blowing up Erin. "Look, I thought it would be funny. Blowing up people is just what I do!" Michael said walking past the two with two girls on his arms. Zack watched them walked to the front of the table then sighed, "Jess, do you think that maybe blowing up someone is cool?" he asked while placing a hand on hers. She looked down at it then at his face. He looked sincere and really nervous. "I… um.. I have a potions essay to finish and I got to go." she said standing up and rushing out of the Great hall. Fred Weasley looked over at him, "You just got rejected my tiny man." he laughed. George chuckled, "You have to approach it with care. Let me make an example, Katie can you come over here?" he called across the room. Katie walked over speedily with a smile, "Yes?" she asked. Sierra followed her over with a glare towards Fred. George took Katie's hand in both of his, "Do you think, lovely, that blowing up people is cool?" he asked. Every word smoothly flowed from his mouth into everyone around ears. Zack was watching with much interest and respect. Katie scrunched up her nose then shook her head, "No, it's rude, stupid, messy, and who ever does it is very immature." her tone was mater a fact. George nodded, "I agree completely to everything you just said. But what if it's a good cause?" Katie blinked then took her hand back, "Unless it's for self defense then you have no right. Or if it's to scare someone off then no right." Sierra nodded behind her, still glaring at Fred. "Do you have a problem with me?" he asked, standing up. "Not you, your brother. I'm looking for him and I can't seem to find him." Sierra, unlike Georges words, came out like venom. Casey looked over, "He's in the Gryffindor dormitory. It seems like he's hiding from something that almost tore off his arm last night." Sierra scoffed then stormed out of the Great Hall. "Oh well, Zack we have Slytherin/Gryffindor potions. Come on Jess will be there. You can fix what you did." he muttered.
"Now class. Since it is a holiday I will give you all a gift…" Snape went on. Zack tapped Jess on the shoulder as she sat next to Hermione. "I was wondering if you…" he started. "MR. PIEPER! What is so important that you must interrupt me and the class's learning?" Snape snapped. How he heard the barley whisper was beyond Zack. Jess didn't even hear it. "Well sir… I was going to ask Jess something. But I don't think that I should be speaking… during…. Class." Zack whispered. Severus walked over to him, "Speak up Pieper!" he shouted in Zack's ear. "I was asking Jess something!" he almost screamed. "Ah, so it's Ms. Vance's fault." Snape said, taking a step forward to face her. Jess looked into the eyes of pure evil, "Um… nope. I didn't hear him until now. So shoo shoo." she whispered the last part. Casey snorted and snot flew all over his homework, "Shite!" he shouted. Zack and Sierra clamped their hands over his mouth as Snape spun around, "Five points from Gryffindor for your foul mouth Mr. Coon." he said smoothly. Jess turned and shook her head at him as Snape walked back up to the front. Stupid idiot.
Well Halloween went by and as Jess, Katie, Sierra, and their friend Jacob were walking to the Great Hall. Hermione rushed past, knocking over Sierra and Katie. "Watch yourself Granger!" Jacob shouted. Jess frowned, "I'm going to see if she's alright." she said before taking off towards her. "Hermione!" a door from the left shut. It was the girls bathroom. "Hermione? Are you alright?" Jess asked, looking under the stall she was crying in. "No, I have no friends. Just leave me alone." she cried. Jess looked around then sighed, "Hermione, you have friends. You got me and…. Katie I suppose. Maybe Zack but he's stupid and whatever. Sierra likes you and George says your nice. Who made you think you got no friends?" she said after she realized she was rambling. The cries continued until a hiccup, "Ron Weasley. He said I haven't any friends." Haven't any? Who says it like that? "Well Ron is an Butt Trumpet alright." Jess said, her face was serious at the very words she dare utter. "Jess can you just leave… please?" Hermione asked. With a large sigh from her nose, bad idea by the way, she left. While walking though she swear something was making a ruckus around her.
"Is Hermione alright?" Sierra asked as Jess sat down for Dinner. Just as she was about to tell her all the things she had talked with Hermione about in the loo. Because that's what you do with your girl mates. The doors opened and a flushed Professor Quirell ran in. His turban held by one of his hands, "Troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon! Thought you ought to know." he said before fainting on the spot. Everyone started to scream, "WE'RE GOING TO DIE!" Zack screamed, shaking Casey by the shoulders. "SILENCE!" everyone shut up as Dumbledore stood there. "Prefects I want you all to take your house's to their dormitories." Jess's hand shot up, "But the Slytherin dormitories are in the Dungeon!" she shouted. Albus's face went serious, "You sound like I care." he said. Snape's face went into shock as he looked at Albus. "I'm not kidding. Get to your dormitories! Fight the troll if you must now go!" he shouted. Zack was in shock as Michael grabbed the two and pulled them with the crowd flowing through the halls. "He didn't mean that did he?" Jess asked. Sierra shrugged, "I have no clue if he did or not." she whispered.
The dungeons were free of trolls. The students were safe from the troll and Jess was still scared, "Oh god Hermione doesn't know about the troll… It's been an hour. She's probably dead now. Oh no, well. That's really sad now." Sierra said cheerfully as Jess was in shock. "Time for bed. Come Jess." she said, pulling her to the room. Zack blinked, "I love you Jessica Elizabeth Vance." he whispered under his breath. AS he turned to leave for bed Draco Malfoy had a devilish grin on his face. "Do you now?" Zack's stomach started to turn, how long had Malfoy been standing there for. Did he hear about the troll down there. "Why do you care?" Zack tried to sound confident but it was all lost in his head. Mixed with love and hate for Erin. "I don't but you see her cousin Michael is a family friend. And since we are friends I must look out for Jess." Draco sat down and gestured to the seat across from him. "You liking her will either make her happy or upset her. If you upset her I will have to take force Pieper. Crabb and Goyle will of course do the dirty work but I will be behind it." Zack felt like he wanted to date the head of the mafia's daughter. "I won't hurt her. I'll make her happy and I'll make sure that she is never unhappy… Wait I just want to see if she likes me. I don't mind you being an overprotective friend but I swear to wizard god if you take her place as big brother friend I will brake you legs." Zack stood up then marched off to his bed. Draco sat there, "Wow, he was cute when he's angry… What the hell did I just say?" and with that he went to bed, confused about his sexuality.
Yay! I made Draco confused and oh my gods I just killed myself with an UN lady like fart. Well… ALWAYS AHHJHHHHH
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