I am so sorry for not posting in forever! I was super busy and I have been trying but my computer is being stupid and my friend Tony came over from London to visit so I couldn't postpone that. Fun Fact: I love Voldemort. Do not judge thy.

Me no own Harry Potter or the Ticking song. Wish I did though.

"It's one of those days!" Jess screamed across the Great Hall. Everyone knew not to make eye contact on those days. "Oh it's just potions Jess." Giggled Katie. She had a boyfriend now making her act girly. How Jess was supposed to put up with it was a mystery. But still Jess also had a boyfriend but the role was opposite. Oddly enough Casey was the sensitive and girly one in the relationship. Besides that, Zack wasn't speaking to either of them. After his talk with Draco the two, plus Crabb and Goyle, had been spying on Jess and Casey. "Hey baby." Casey said, wrapping his arms around Jess from behind. Baby? Oh no he's becoming one of those freaky clingy boys who my father told me about! "Well, I have to mosey on down to the Potions Lab. So I'll see you guys later." Jess unlatched Casey's arms and made her way down to Snape's office. It was the last detention she had for the rest of the year. She was going to make sure of it. Meanwhile back in the Great Hall Zack and Draco were seeing if Casey was a cheater. "Alright, Zack if you want to go out with Jess or as you say see if she likes you, then you have to see if the boy she likes is a cheater." Draco whispered as they ducked behind Crabb and Goyle.

Jess was standing at the front of the classroom. "Knock Knock. Guess who?" she called through the door. "Enter!" the same commanding voice shouted from the other side. Jess didn't even need to think twice. She waited a moment until the door clicked and opened, "Last day of detention sir. I assume your happy." She said, taking a seat in front of his desk. Snape glanced up from his paperwork to glare at her, "I don't feel happiness." he murmured before putting his head back down towards his work. This didn't surprise her though, Snape was a cruel, vicious man. Or so everyone thought at least. Jess sighed and started to search for something to do in her bag. Tick tick tick tick. The strange sound was coming from the bottom of her bag, "What the hell?" she whispered, reaching in to find it. The sound was familiar as it kept going. "Snape Snape, Severus Snape. Snape Snape, Severus Snape." The words escaped her lips but she carried on, thinking that it was all in her head. Snape glanced up in a mixture of horror and confusion. "Dumbledore, Snape Snape, Severus Snape. Dumbledore." Alright she was starting to freak him out. "Ms. Vance!" Jess jumped at the sound of his voice and looked up at him, "Yeah?" what was she doing that was so irritating to him? "What are you singing? Why are you singing?" he asked in amazement. He was amazed that she could be so daft. "I was singing? Oh gods… I didn't mean to sing out loud! The tune was so catchy!" she started to freak out as the ticking continued in the silence between them. She was going to die if it didn't turn off, die a horrible, embarrassing death. Beep, "Jess I'm sorry I missed your call! What do you need?… Jess?" she stuck her hand in the bag and pulled out a small cellular phone, "Jr. I'll call you back later. It was an accident anyway." and with that she put the phone in her pocket. Snape was in shock, how did she break the barrier of the electronics? "Hand that over." he snapped. "And for you breaking the rules by bringing this to the school, two weeks detention." NOOOOOOO! My promise to myself of not getting anymore detention! All ruined! In a second she was on her knees screaming No. Her life was over, two weeks of detention was dreadful! She couldn't do it, "No, I've had detention almost the whole year so far! You can't do this to me!" she shouted, standing up and slamming her hands on his desk. The papers on it flew around the room, all his hard work of failing students, around the room. Snape stood up, towering over her at his 6'3 stature. Jess an easy 4'6. Still she was an intimidating little child. "Who do you think you are?" he growled. Fear ran down Jess's back but she would not show it, "Your mum." she spat at him. I'm stupid, he's going to burn me alive. I'll die before I hit puberty! But before her death the door flew open, "Jess there you are!" She turned to see Sierra walk in with Katie, "Your detention ended five minutes ago. Lets get out of here and go hang out with Potter and them." Sierra said, grabbing Jess's hand. I love the both of you! You saved me from an early grave! "Tomorrow Vance you have detention with Minerva. I'm done with you." Snape growled as he bent over to pick up the paper Jess exploded off the desk. "Ah, and Ms. Rogers you failed the last test we had. Five points for Ravenclaw." Jess had to grab her by the arm and pull her out. "YOU BASTARD!" Katie screamed as they pulled. "Detention Ms. Rogers!" he shouted as they left.

"My perfect record after the first day is ruined. I'm going to become a street walker. Someone who can't afford their kids and smoke crack!" Katie cried into her arms. Jess patted her head. "I've had way more than you and I'm not going to turn out like that." she said. "Yes you are. You're going to be a drug dealer!" she shouted. Damn you Katie. You take things way to serious.

Well, Prongs is yelling at me because I made her do all this stuff. HAHAHAHA Always!