So hallo all you people who read this FF and Prongs. How have you all been? I've been better than normal. Kind of. Anyway I have been wanting to type but my train of thought has escaped and I had to chase it around for awhile. Fun Fact: I laugh during the last Harry Potter movie to hide the fear of knowing that it's all over.

Harry Potter ain't mine. Ain't although is a word. Prongs will be using in this chapter!


A month had past and that meant, "Christmas time is here! I love it, it's here!" Sierra was dancing around the Slytherin dormitories. Jess and Draco were talking about whether they were going home or not, "I am. Mum and dad have something planned." Draco said with a bored tone. Jess was staying, her mum was going to West Yorkshire to visit her Aunt Kelly and she didn't want to go to her dads. "Christmas time is here! Presents and candy and practical jokes!" she continued. Ah, the practical jokes had already begun. Sierra had started to war between Slytherin and Gryffindor with the jokes. "Sierra, are you staying here?" Draco asked, standing up and walking over to her. "Yes, to keep Jessie over there company. Katie's staying too but Casey and Zack are leaving." Jess laughed as she stood. "I'm going to get some lunch. I'll see you guys later." and with that she left to the Great Hall.

Hogwarts was decorated with the finest of decorations. Reds, Greens, and Gold's. Peeves even was somewhat festive in his green glow as he tormented little children. "Katie… KATIE!" Jess shouted as her friend was walking into the Great Hall alone. She turned and smiled, "Hey! Come on I need to talk to someone!" Katie walked in the doors leaving Jess to run after her. "Don't forget to search up Nicolas Flamel while I'm gone." Jess looked over at the Gryffindor table to see Hermione, Potter, and Weasley talking. Nicolas Flamel? Sounds old. "Katie I was yelling at you." Then it dawned on her why she ran in so fast, "Hey George. You leaving for Christmas?" George and Fred looked over at her, "Yeah, Ronnie is staying but we're going to leave." Fred told her as she sat down. Katie sighed, "Well, I have Jess and Sierra to keep me…" an egg pelted the side of her face in mid sentence. They all looked over at a Slytherin boy who ran out, "You punk!" George shouted as he took off after him. Fred right on his twins tail. "Are you alright?" Jess asked, grabbing a napkin and helping her wipe the egg off. "It's not your fault Katie. This war had gone on to… SNAPE!" she shouted, taking out a water balloon and chucking it at him. It missed by an inch from his nose. "Damn… what was I saying… Oh yeah, it's not your fault. The war is just a bit fun for the students staying here." Katie just glared at her. "Okay, how about we go and find a Slytherin and prank them?" Jess suggested. She could hear the angry footsteps behind her. She didn't give Katie time to answer as Jess pulled her out of the Great Hall and down to the Dungeons.

"Aren't you supposed to prank Gryffindors?" Katie asked as they rounded the corner. That was a very good question. But then again Slytherin's were jerks and they would turn on each other in a second if it meant glory or… life. (Wink) So pranking the same house was like pranking the other house in a weird… family way. "Whizzy, we have to get Vance. She's staying so we also have to. I'll show her that she will not get away with blowing me up at Halloween!" That voice was so familiar that Jess couldn't ignore the chance to pelt her with a stink bomb. Katie even had her war face on. "Pass me a water balloon." she whispered. "What are we going to do Erin?" Good, I'm right. One… "Push her down some stairs?" Two… "Even better. We're going to kill her." THE HELL!? Katie gasped, "THREE!" she screamed and rounded the corner, pelting the two girls with water balloons while Jess passed her the giant stink bomb in shock. In a jump and a toss the dungeons had become a giant fart, "Come on Jess!" Katie shouted, grabbing and pulling her out of the stench. "She want's to kill me… Katie she want's to kill me!" This was the first time she had been hated so much that someone wanted to murder her.

"So Casey, how much do you like Jess?" Zack asked as they sat under the tree by the lake in the snow. A small fire in a jar sat in front of them. Casey looked at him, "A lot, she's my girlfriend." he muttered, playing with the snow. Zack rubbed his face in frustration. I'll kill you for her. "Yeah true man." the soft footsteps were behind them. "Coon!" Casey and Zack looked over to see Jayce running towards them with Allyson. "Hey, are you guys competing in the war?" the two boys looked at each other then shrugged. "What battle?" Casey asked. It was like they were stupid to the two Gryffindor girls, "Slytherin vs. Gryffindor. The others pick a side." Allyson rolled her eyes. "Who started the war?" Zack stood up for the full effect of his question. "Like you have to ask. Slytherin! We all know that you and Sierra started this war." Jayce spat at him. Casey stood up, "Hey, if he started it then I would be pranked. I've been with him all day and he hasn't even tried anything. Well, he only asked me weird questions, but that's it!" Shut up Casey! The two girls smiled, "What kind of questions?"

Albus sat in his office with a smile on his face and lemon drops in his fingers. It had been a rather peaceful day. "I swear I'll kill every last one of them." Ah the peace was over, pity. "Severus, why do you want to kill and whom?" he asked, leaning back in his chair. Snape's soaking wet face appeared in the doorway with Minerva laughing behind him. "He's just upset that all the Gryffindors are throwing water balloons at him." she giggled, falling into a chair. "It's not just them though Albus. Even his precious Slytherin children have turned on him." Severus sunk into the second chair while flipping his hair back. Water hit Minerva in the face and it specked her glasses. "Oh how mature are you Severus!" she snapped. "Oh yes, blame me for your brats." he growled, wiping off his face on his robes. "Oh my kids are brats? Have you even checked on Pieper and Vance? Have you?" Albus had gone from a happy man to an irritated Headmaster. "Oh don't bring those two up! They're a pain in my arse as much as they are yours!" he had finally wiped off his face enough where it wasn't dripping into his lap. "That is enough you two! Severus, don't pick on those two. Minerva, don't think that all the Gryffindors are all angels. Every child is a pain sometimes. The Weasley's and the Piepers and Vance's and even Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff students. Now Ravenclaw for their smart mouths and Hufflepuff for… well I don't know what the hell for but they piss me off! Now you will act like happy Head of House's and get back to your duties." Albus was now standing. "Do I make myself clear?" he snapped. The two nodded and left before he could yell at them anymore. With that Albus sat back down in his chair and plopped a lemon drop in his mouth, "What in the hell is a Hufflepuff?" he was to ponder this question.


AVPM JOKE! Also let the prank war begin. Will we finally become angels or spawns of Voldemort? You may decide! Always. ;)