Joy to the world. A new chapter is here! You were all waiting I bet! Well here it is! Christmas! If you don't celebrate this holiday then I'm sorry! Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Fun Fact: I LOVE YOU
I don't own Harry Potter. I own Tyler's Arse but that's it.
Hogwarts was blanketed this a thick layer of white, wet, cold, SNOW! The air was thick and cold but inside the castle it was warm and filled with mourning yawns. "JESS! Its Christmas! Wake up!" Sierra screamed while she shook Jess awake. With one glance she saw a stack of gifts at the end of her bed. "Get up bitch!" Sierra screamed once more at her. As she sat up in bed a present was thrown at her head. It read on the card, "Jess, don't let life get in the way of the little things. Remember, you are Vance. Eat the rest. From Dad." Her first guess was that it was food. Then as she shook it, it sounded bigger. Two large tares in the packaging she found a large bag of chips. "Your sharing that!" Sierra snapped at her. They both picked the rest of their presents up and carried them down to the Great Hall.
Katie was sitting at the Slytherin table waiting for the two to hurry. Ten large boxes were sitting in front of her. "Katie, help us with these!" Jess called out behind the boxes. Once they set all the gifts in front of them it was time to open them all, "Katie here's one from me to you." Jess handed over a squishy, badly wrapped package. Katie was nervous to open it. If it was from Jess then it could explode in her face at any moment. She slowly opened it and there wrapped in this nice green wrapping paper was an American flag. Oh she loves it! Look at her face! Katie was bouncing up and down as she spread it out on the table. "Oh I love it! Thanks Jess!" there was a scoff from down the table. "To cheap to actually buy something worth it Vance?" One day I will throw her off a bridge. But today isn't that day! "Oh Jess I got you something too. It's not so amazingly extravagant but you'll love." Sierra handed her a small, hard, rectangular gift. It had ponies on the wrapping paper giving Jess an uneasy feeling. She unwrapped it and inside was the most amazing gift in the history of gifts. In her hands she held a picture frame with Alan Rickman's picture in it. A tear escaped her eyes as she stared at it. "Sierra you are fueling her unhealthy obsession. An eleven year old shouldn't be in love with a sixty-two year old man!" Katie went on ranting for another five minutes. "I love it Sierra. Here you are!" Sierra snatched the gift and tore it open. "HELLO KITTY!" she screamed, thrusting the large kitty in the air.
The holiday went on and it was becoming very hectic with the war still going on. Some children in the first year were sent to the Hospital Wing for paint removal from their eyes. Sadly, the Hufflepuffs had joined with the Gryffindors in the war. Ravenclaws were smart enough to keep to themselves and not join in the fight. It wasn't until the end of Lunch where the biggest, deadliest, messiest prank would happen. Most of the Slytherin's were surrounding Michael. "Alright, we have the Hufflepuffs and the Gryffindorks in the Great Hall this moment. Now, if we enter from the door behind the Head Table we should be able to take out Potter. Any questions?" five hands went up from the back. Michael rolled his eyes, "Marcus you first. What?" they all turned to the Slytherin Quidditch captain. He was an ugly brute but strong, and that's what made him attractive! "Wha' if Snape finds 'bout it? 'At we 'id it." a mummer of agreement filled the group. "First, learn to speak English properly! Second, he wont. We blame it all on the Hufflepuffs. If there are any Deaths though then that's when we blame it on Death Eater's kids." Michael had thought of every scenario possible. Even one where he had to murder a small elf. "Okay, Pansy what?" a small girl in front standing next to Sierra and Jess let out a long sigh, "What if it doesn't work?" He glared at her with such a terribly strong hatred. Jess rolled her eyes at her cousin, "It doesn't work then." No one had faith in Michael and his terribly deadly plan.
All was quiet, too quiet. Katie was talking to an old friend of theirs. "Well, if Slytherin does pull anything then we will be ready." Jordan blinked a few times but held his tongue. The doors opened, Jess and Sierra walked in casually with the doors never shutting. They had their hands behind their back and a small frown on their faces. "Five, four…" Sierra was counting down as they made their way's toward Harry. "…Three two.." Oh no, this is going to get everyone killed. We'll all drown! "…ONE!" They dove under a table as Michael ran over and pulled his wand out, shooting a rope behind Snape. Something was happening all above them. Katie and Jordan looked up to see a giant water balloon fall from above. It would take out the whole Great Hall. Children were running in terror but Slytherin's from the outside were blocking the doors. "Help!" "Let us out!" children's screams echoed off the walls. But they anticipated Albus Dumbledore and his super wizard awesome opening window spell. As the window opened the water rushed out and flowed into the lake. Jess's looked over the table and saw Michael being held by his arm by Snape and Flinch.
Dear Jr.,
Christmas was kind of a bust. Thanks for the scarf… even though it was Gryffindor. Michael was expelled for almost killing a few kids. Me… I was let off the hook for pleading and begging at Dumbledore's feet. I think that Snape is suspicious of me and Sierra having something to do with the prank though. I miss you and hope that you will come visit me soon. Also, I am using Harry's owl for this because dad wont let me get one myself. Katie says hi and Sierra also says… hi. I'm not saying what she said. Too dirty. Ha ha, well. Love you and see you soon.
Lots of love,
Your Fav Cousin Jess.
Jess rolled up the parchment and sent it on its way with Hedwig. Hopefully he will be able to come see her soon. She missed him.
I am a PotterNerd! Well, I know I haven't posted in a long time. Love you and ALWAYS!