The chickens have arrived! These are the chickens that you gather into the pen at Kakariko for Anju in ooc. Me and my beautiful mind came up with this funny parody when I was slashing at this one chicken, which then called for backup so I ended up dying and using a fairy because I was attacked by Chickens. Yes, it's possible.
Enjoy everyone! xx

"There goes Sammy." Said Montgomery as he watched the white chicken scamper across the village.

"And there goes the kid." Alec added. The two chickens sat next to the windmill on the hill. They each panned the scene of Link running after Sammy with his Kokiri sword held high and shouting at the tops of his legs.

"Oh dear. Come Montgomery, we must help Sammy.

The two chickens descended the hill and settled behind Link who had Sammy cornered. The two chickens charged for Link's ankle and started pecking away ferociously. Link yelled and immediately ran away.

"I thought I was gone for a second. Thanks Alec." Sammy said coming out of the corner.

"Sammy, how many times have I told you just stay still and Link will pick you up."

"He was NOT trying to pick me up. He was trying to kill me." Sammy shouted.

"You'll be killed by Anju anyway." Montgomery said.

"That explains why Kyle went missing last Christmas." Sammy said drawing to a conclusion.

"Everyone spread out he's coming back, we all now what to do once we're in the pen?" Alec asked as Link came running, swinging his sword.

"Yeah yeah, now I'm getting out of here." The three chickens separated.

Link picked up Alec and headed towards the chicken pen. "Be careful with my feathers, I only plucked them yesterday."

With a shout Link threw him into the pen. "Hey Alec, Sammy is the last chicken." Montgomery said as Alec landed in the pen.

Alec wondered over to the side of the pen to see Sammy just outside the entrance of the graveyard.

"Alec! Alec! He's coming." Sammy screamed inching into the corner.

"Stay still and don't panic."

"I'M PANICKING ALEC! I'M PANICKING!"

With a swift movement Link picked up Sammy and headed back towards the pen.

"Hey, I'm up high. I can see the whole village from up here. I'm on top of the world." Sammy's eccentrics were quickly cut short as he was thrown into the pen. All the chickens quieted down and stared as Link spoke to Anju.

"Thank you for finding my cuckoo's. You see, I get goose bumps when I touch them." Anju said as if that was the only thing she was trained to say.

"Yeah, Yeah lady just hand over the bottle already I know you're supposed to give me one." Link said holding out a hand. Anju gave him the bottle and then Link turned to face the chickens.

He the out of nowhere jumped into the pen and did a spin attack.

"Everyone, charge!" Alec shouted. Dozens of chickens jumped on top of Link pinning him to the ground and started to peck at him with their beaks.

Link then struggled to get up, and then ran out of Kakariko. All the while being followed by the mob of chickens.

"Well Sammy, he got his bottle and shouldn't be harming us anymore."

"I think I'll miss seeing his face here." Said Montgomery in awe.

Alec and Sammy both turned their heads slowly and stared at Montgomery.

"What?" Montgomery asked as the two chickens stared at him.

Moral of the story, do not attack the chickens while playing the ooc or any of the other games for that matter. Hope you enjoyed it, I might do another chapter depending whether I find time to write it seeming as I'm already writing another legend of Zelda story called 'Generations in Skyloft' You should check it out sometime if you feel like reading about romance.