Link's not the only rebel in town

by spudyface

Those feral cats in SS don't get half the attention they deserve. So what if they made Link look like the frightened little girl. Reviews would be nice, and depending on what people say I will write the next chapter about chickens plotting against Link! That's write chickens! Rated T for the plotting cats. Enjoy xx

3. Goats

And now, goats… for your entertainment and another chapter requested by epicsheikahgirl the only inspiratory *sniff sniff*

"Oh look who's back, if it isn't that goat herder Link."

"Be nice Dolly."

"You know what Molly, I feel like playing a little trick on link today." Dolly said before quietly whispering in the ear of another goat who trotted along to the next goat, they passed on some sort of message.

"What are you going to do this time?" Molly asked as she munched an a few strands of grass.

"Well Molly, we will not be herded into the pen like usual. Instead, we will keep running in circles and then when Link expects it least we will charge into him sending him flying off his horse." Dolly gave a wicked laugh at her marvelous plan, while Molly just stared at her blankly.

"Oh, he's starting to herd us now." Dolly squealed. Link yelled at the goats to go faster and when the pen came up the goats just ran past the open barn.

Molly and dolly ran next to each other with their heads held high.

"Everything is going to plan." Dolly said enthusiastically.

"WHY AREN'T THE GOATS GOING IN THE BARN!?" They all heard Fado yell.

Molly and Dolly snickered under their breaths.

"Shall we call for the goats to charge now?" Molly asked.

"I think so Molly."

Molly let out a big goat cry causing all the goats to turn around and ram into Link's horse, which sent Link himself flying into the crowd of goats.

After trampling Link in the ground after their rampage, the goats quietly entered the barn.

"Do you here that yelling outside Molly." Dolly laughed.

Molly pricked up her ears to hear the talking outside.

"Look at him he can't go to Hyrule Castle looking like this!" Fado complained.

"It…hurts…" Link whined.

"Now, who's going to deliver the royal gift? Rusl is in the forest so he can't do it." The Mayor said.

"The…Pain…" Link whined again.

Molly and Dolly laughed, yet again the duo had mustered a plan to ruin the events of the day.

"Those goats are cursed I say! CURSED!" Fado yelled as he sunk to his knees looking up towards the heavens

Very short I know I'm sorry, humor isn't just my thing seeing as I'm a very dark, depressed, and lonely person :( but I will write more if requested. xx :)