The Twilight Twenty-Five
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Patience is a Virtue
Cathy9
Alice/Jasper/Emmett
Rating: M
"Come on Alice, you have to help me, please. I bet Jasper three months of deciding what video games we're going to play. I know they are doing it! Do you see the cottage still in one piece in the morning?"
"Em, you spend almost as much time talking about their sex life as you do having your own. Not healthy, you need a therapist."
"I'll second that, " Jasper chuckled as he kissed his wife. "Babe?"
"No! I'm not telling either one of you, it was a stupid bet to make. It's none of your business! Men are idiots."