Azusa's Family scenario one
"Yoohoo~!" Azusa called out to her family. "I made some bacon~!"
the first one to rush down the stairs was Makoto, followed by Kakashi. Sasuke came much later, holding the baby Sasuko in his arms.
"I love bacon," Makoto sighed. "My real dad never let me have any because he said it was too fatty. But I'm never gonna see him again so…it's OK. I like you guys more, by the way."
Kakashi offered his adopted daughter a simple smile, although no one could see past his mask. "Am I a good father?" he asked.
"Way better than my real dad," Makoto answered, picking up a piece of bacon.
"Good. Azusa, hand me more bacon."
Kakashi's wife gave him a look. "What's the magic word?" she prompted.
"…abra kadabra?"
"It's please," Sasuke muttered, rolling his eyes. He placed Sasuko in her designated spot and sat next to her.
Azusa shook her head. "It isn't please, and it isn't abra kadabra," she said cheekily.
"Is it spacerocketmonkeyjuice?" Makoto tried. "I like that word."
"That's not even a word, you loser," Sasuke sighed, shooting his sister a glare.
Makoto stuck her tongue out and sniffed.
"That's not it," Azusa told them. She held a plate full of bacon in her hand, ready to put it on the table if anyone could guess her word.
"Hm…what about, alakazam?" Kakashi guessed.
"No."
"Um…" Makoto paused. "Is it…me? And by me I mean me, like, Makoto. Because I think I'm a pretty magical word."
"No, that's not it," Azusa laughed. "Although you are magical. Literally."
Makoto beamed proudly at the mention of the abilities she'd acquired while living in The World. "See that, Sasuke? I'm magical."
"I can create a ball of electrical energy by making a couple hand signs. And I don't even have any powers."
"I…OK, you win this round. But still."
"Is it…family?" Kakashi attempted.
Azusa shook her head and transferred the plate of bacon to her other hand.
"Is it bacon?"
"No."
"Are you positive it isn't please, or abra kadabra, or alakazam?"
"Yes, I'm sure."
"Is it please abra kadabra alakazam?"
"No."
Kakashi sighed. "OK, I give up. Kids? Any ideas?"
"Your mom," Makoto offered.
"My mother is dead."
Makoto blinked. "Oh. Sorry."
Azusa took the plate in both hands. "I'll give you a hint. It starts with a 'g', and ends with an 'h'."
"Graph," Sasuke stated.
"Nope~"
Makoto placed her chin in her hand. "Uh…is it…ger…fleh?"
"No. That's not even a word~"
"I resign," Makoto announced, throwing her hands in the air. "Sasuke and Sasuko, it's up to you two."
Sasuko suddenly giggled in delight and made a baby noise that sounded like "gyuh".
Azusa beamed. "That's it, Sasuko!" she squealed happily. "What a good baby. Here you go, everyone~!" She placed the bacon on the table, then took a seat next to Kakashi.
"You totally just made that up!" Makoto gasped. "It was gerfleh, wasn't it?"
"No, I was thinking of 'gyuh' the whole time," Azusa promised.
"Liar! Gyuh isn't even a word!"
"Neither is gerfleh."
"…then, it was please!"
"No, it really was always gyuh…"
Kakashi chuckled and reached for more bacon. "Now, what kind of word will we have to guess to get the rest of our food?" he questioned Azusa.
Azusa placed her hand on her face. "Maa…I'm not sure what kind of other food you're talking about. This is all there is."
Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "All you're feeding us is bacon? I don't even like bacon."
Azusa nodded.
"That's bad parenting," Makoto pointed out.
Azusa's smile faded. "I can make some eggs…"
"Yay, I love eggs!"
"Meh."
"Sounds nice, dear."
"Gyuh~!"
Azusa made some fried eggs for everyone and made them guess another word. This time, Sasuke got it when he made a "meh" noise and Makoto got upset that her guess, "merfleh", hadn't been chosen. The rest of the morning proceeded in the same way, with frequent sibling bickering, Azusa-brand spacey-ness, and Kakashi playing the straight man.
And now you have seen a glimpse of how Azusa and Kakashi's family works, and their family matters.