Jo's Family scenario one
"YOU CHILDREN ARE BEAUTIFUL."
"Shut up, Mom," Jasper sighed to his mother, Jo. Jo was currently perched in a chair at the breakfast table, surveying her children.
"But look at you. You're adorable, Kiba and Iori are adorable, Chazz and Kyoya are hot, Sasori is gorgeous, and the twins are super-cute. I have gorgeous kids," Jo announced.
"Your gorgeous kids hate you," Jasper hissed. "Especially me."
"I don't hate you," Sasori murmured.
Jo grinned. "See? The gorgeous one doesn't hate me."
"I hate you," Jasper muttered. "I'm the only kid in this family that matters."
"Your mom matters," Jo replied.
"YOU'RE my mom."
"Exactly."
Kiba scratched his ear lazily. "Hey, do you have any meat?"
"Not for breakfast. I only have dinner meat," Jo answered.
"What kind of meat?" Kiba pressed.
"…I have no idea. It's just…meat," Jo responded.
"You don't even know what meat it is?"
"Nope. It's meat."
"…can I eat it?" Kiba begged.
"I told you it's dinner meat," Jo sighed.
Iori sniffed and tossed her hair. "Obviously though, it must be some kind of fancy meat like beef Wellington, since you have someone like me in the family," she laughed.
Kyoya grunted. "I vote we all eat the dinner meat."
"But it's dinner meat," Jo reminded her children. "You can't have dinner meat for breakfast. That's bad manners. Plus I don't even eat beef, you nerd."
Iori's jaw dropped. "You just called me a nerd!" she gasped.
"Everyone is a nerd named Ned the Nugget Bro."
"…what? You make no sense!"
"Your mom makes no sense."
"You ARE my mom."
"Precisely."
Chazz wandered down the stairs and picked up a glass of milk. "Who's milk is this?" he asked.
"Get your hands off my milk. Now. Or I'll kill you," Jasper muttered.
Chazz placed the milk in front of his younger brother. "OK, chill. There's your milk."
Jasper stuck his tongue out at him and drank his milk.
Jo suddenly jumped to her feet. "I have an announcement."
"Yes?" Sasori prompted.
"I wish to make chocolate pudding with my daughters," Jo declared. "Iori and Kaya, wanna make chocolate pudding with Mommy?"
"Why don't we just use my natural charms to acquire some Gorgeous Celeb Pudding?" Iori suggested.
"Chocolate pudding is better. That's why," Jo said.
"No one wants to make your pudding," Jasper snapped.
"Everyone loves my pudding!" Jo shot back.
Crow ran down the stairs holding a toothbrush. "Hey! Hey, Kyoya!"
The scarred teenager looked over at his father and raised an eyebrow. "What do you want?" he sighed.
"You know how this toothbrush is yours?"
Kyoya nodded slowly. "…what did you do?"
"Oh, I just dropped it in the toilet. No biggie," Crow laughed. "You might wanna wash it before you use it again. Hey, can we have bacon?"
"But Azusa's family is having bacon," Jo answered. "It's illegal to eat the same food as another family in this camp."
Crow blinked. "What are you talking about?"
"I don't know. I made up a rule."
Crow shrugged. "OK, then let's have some meat."
"FOR THE LAST TIME, ALL WE HAVE IS DINNER MEAT!" Jo yelled at the top of her lungs, successfully shattering Kiba's eardrums, who was sitting right next to her.
"Ow," he squeaked. "Dogs have sensitive ears, you idiot! Don't scream in dogs' ears!"
"Sorry my dear," Jo apologized.
Crow sighed. "Can we eat it?"
"You…" Jo trailed off. "You know what, let's just eat it."
"Yes!"
And that was a glance into Jo's family matters.