"One…two…three…four…five…eh?! M-Mom! There're only five Pop Tarts left!" Leo exclaimed, looking through the cabinets of the Grace and Blue family home. Her mother, Grace, looked up from her Sudoku puzzle.

"Oh, really? But, we were supposed to have enough to each have one this morning!" Grace whined. "Who ate the other three?!"

"It wasn't me," Yoh declared calmly. "To be honest, I'm not a huge fan of Pop Tarts."

"Get out of my house," Grace ordered.

"…I will learn to like them."

"Good man-woman."

Leo sighed. "I know it wasn't any of us girls. Girls don't eat as much as boys," she commented. "Well…I mean, I eat a lot, kinda, but I wouldn't eat three Pop Tarts."

Grace looked across at Blue, half-asleep and reading the newspaper. "Honey?"

"What?!" Blue snapped, lowering the newspaper.

"Did you eat three Pop Tarts?"

"I didn't even know we had any Pop Tarts!"

"Well, then, it must have been either Shun, Ryo, or Deidara. Hmm…" Grace paused, considering. "It can't have been Annabelle. She doesn't even have any teeth yet."

Leo took a seat. "I want my Pop Tart…"

Grace sighed. "We'll have to ration the last five," she said seriously. "Yoh, you're stupid so you don't get one."

Yoh blinked, unsure as to whether or not being called "stupid" by someone as stupid as Grace was an insult or a compliment. In the end, she responded with a simple, "Alright."

"Annabelle has no teeth so she doesn't get one," Leo decided.

"I get one!" Blue announced. "I haven't gotten one yet."

"Alright, so, the last person who doesn't get one is the one who ate the other three." Grace drummed her fingers on the table just as the three suspects wandered downstairs.

Shun immediately took a seat at the table, stole Grace's Sudoku, completed it in fifteen seconds, then started a new one.

Grace frowned. "I was using that."

"Oh," was Shun's response.

"Did you eat three Pop Tarts?"

"I barely even eat one Pop Tart."

"Oh yeah. Was it you, then?" Grace demanded, swiveling in her chair to face Deidara. "It was you, wasn't it?! You have mouths on your hands and everything!"

"Not telling!" Deidara huffed stubbornly.

"Ryo! Was it you?" Leo asked, facing the second-youngest child. Ryo blinked.

"No comment," he muttered.

"You two," Grace hissed. "It was a collaborated effort, wasn't it?"

"I thought we were friends!" Leo gasped. "You traitors!"

"I didn't eat the Pop Tarts, OK?" Deidara laughed dismissively. "Blame Ryo. He's the one that eats a lot."

"You had two of them!" Ryo insisted. "And you ate that one half that Shun-nii didn't finish!"

Deidara froze. "I don't know what you're talking about," he lied.

Grace glared evenly at the two boys. Yoh rose to her feet.

"I have a solution-"

"Don't say a word, you Pop Tart hater!" Grace yelled. Yoh sighed and sat down again.

"You two ate the rest of the Pop Tarts!" Leo cried. "How could you do this to me? You know I love my Pop Tarts! They're like American strudel! I love strudel!"

"Pop Tarts are nothing like strudel," Yoh murmured.

"YOU! SHUT UP!"

Yoh simply sighed again, took the Sudoku from Shun, finished it in fifteen seconds, and started a new one.

Shun just shook his head at his family's ridiculous antics and went to take a shower.

Deidara held up his hands in surrender. "OK, OK! Ryo and I ate the Pop Tarts!" he admitted. Ryo nodded sadly in the background. "Now, just calm down, OK? We won't eat one this time."

Leo sighed. "OK, fine. But that means you don't get any next time either."

"I only had one extra!" Ryo complained. "Deidara-nii ate all the rest…"

"Fine, then Deidara doesn't get one next time!"

"Guys. Guys!" Blue shouted. Everyone fell silent. "You guys do realize there's one extra Pop Tart now, right?"

Grace blinked and started counting on her fingers. "Let's see…Deidara isn't eating one. Yoh isn't eating one. Ryo isn't eating one. Annabelle isn't eating one. There're eight members of this family, four aren't eating a Pop Tart, there are five Pop Tarts…one extra Pop Tart," she related. "…BY GEORGE YOU'RE RIGHT!"

"I get it!" Leo announced quickly.

"No way! It's mine!" Blue hissed.

"I deserve strudel!" Grace insisted.

"It's nothing like strudel," Yoh sighed. Having completed her Sudoku puzzle, she moved on to a new one.

"You shut up, you Pop Tart hater!" Grace spat.

Yoh just gave up and went to take a shower, taking her Sudoku with her.

"And gimme back my Sudoku!"

"No."

In the end, the family bickered so much that the Pop Tarts were put on a high shelf in a safe, never to be eaten again due to the trouble it caused.