(A/N: THERE'S GERMAN IN THIS CHAPTER!

But I don't speak German so I had to get help from Google Translate, which is really bad. If any of you speak German and can help me out, then I would appreciate it. I put the English translation in parentheses after the German phrase. Yeah.

Plus I kind forgot what one of them was...heh heh oops. Yeah. Bye guys.)

Grace's Family scenario three

Yoh yawned. "It's late," she commented.

"No duh," Leo sighed. "Mom~, lemme go to bed already~…"

"Not yet," Grace whispered. "I am POSITIVE this time. This snake is going to shed its skin."

"That's a FERRET!"

Grace blinked. "Oh yeah." She looked over at Deidara. "Hey hon, you moved the snake, right? Where did you put it?"

Deidara blinked back. "…was I supposed to put it somewhere?"

Grace nodded slowly. "…what did you do?" she asked.

Deidara chuckled nervously. "I blew it up~"

"You WHAT?!"

"I just kept thinking, 'this snake reminds me of Orochimaru. I want to blow it up.' So I did."

"You…WHAT?!"

"I. Blew up. The family pet."

Grace let out a loud whine. "Why on Earth would you…Dei-Dei, you jerk!"

"Sorry." He shrugged.

Grace sniffled. "Alright, fine. Go get ready for bed, kids. We can't watch the snake shed its skin."

"Yes!" Leo sped off. Yoh followed her slowly. Deidara watched them.

"Shun is gonna be ticked," he decided.

"You're darn right I am."

Deidara jumped. Shun was standing by the stairs, eyes closed and arms crossed.

"That snake was my favorite pet," he reminded Deidara. "And you killed it."

Deidara nodded. "Yup."

"…why?"

"Because…I wanted to~"

"…Deidara?"

"Yeah, Ototo?"

"Has anyone ever told you…that you are an idiot?"

"Yeah, Sasori-danna tells me that all the time. But he's lying. I'm not an idiot. I'm smart. Like, I know how to plan the awesomest of strategies and stuff," Deidara answered. "So there!"

Shun blinked. "…You remind me of Makoto. Stupid and you don't even know it."

"Yeah, I get that a—hey! Makoto isn't stupid! And neither am I!"

Shun smiled slightly. "Sure."

Deidara sniffed loudly. "Jerk," he complained. "You should die. No, better yet, you should explode. With the power of my AWESOME ART, UN!"

Shun just walked away.

"No! Get back here! I'm not done with you!"

Grace sniffled again. "I am still mad at you," she announced. "Now go take a shower."

Deidara groaned. "Fine…"

He headed upstairs to the bathroom and paused at the door.

"Are you sure it's OK with you, Yoh?"

Deidara blinked. What?

"It's fine. We're both girls and on top of that, we're also sisters."

"True…"

Deidara blinked again. Huh. Are they showering together or something? I should open the door, heh. They'd be all 'you're stupid!' and I'd be all like, 'heh no I'm not. You guys are stupid.' And then I should make them go BOOM for calling me stupid. Heh.

He opened the door.

Yoh turned. Leo whirled on him. Deidara observed that they were both already naked. He blushed slightly.

"Hey, you two."

Yoh waved. "Hello, Deidara. We're about to get in the shower so could you come back later?"

"Was zum teufel machst du da?!" (What the heck are you doing?!)

Deidara blinked again. "…wait, what?"

Leo blushed and grabbed a towel to cover herself. "Raus hier!" (Get out of here!)

Deidara laughed. "What the heck language are you speaking? It's a really ugly language, un~. I can't take you seriously~"

"Mach dich nicht lustig meiner muttersprache!" (Don't make fun of my native language!)

"Seriously, what language are you speaking? I have no idea what you're saying."

Yoh grabbed a towel and covered herself. "German," she answered. "It's Leo's native language. I guess she's forgotten we don't speak it."

"Dude, speak Japanese or English, please…" Deidara muttered. He chuckled. "I just…I just can't take you seriously."

Leo's blush deepened and she clutched the towel farther against her body. "Hör auf so ein Perverser! Ruck! Und jetzt raus!" (You're such a pervert! Jerk! Get out already!)

Deidara just burst out laughing.

Leo tugged on Yoh's arm pitifully. "Sagen Sie ihm, um ihn zu stoppen und gehen weg!" (Tell him to get out of here!)

Yoh watched her and listened carefully. "I think…she wants you to shut up and go away."

Leo nodded.

Deidara kept laughing. "I just…what that heck kind of language is that?!"

"The German kind…?"

"I didn't even know she spoke German…"

"She is German. You didn't know that?" Yoh sighed. "Deidara, please go away…"

Deidara waved his hand at them. "Yeah, yeah, OK…whew, thanks for the laugh, girls. You look cute, by the way."

"Thank you…?"

"Du bist so ein dummer pervers~!"

"Leo, please speak in English…"

"You're such a stupid pervert!"

"Good."

Deidara chuckled. "Yeah, I know. I mean…no, wait. I'm not stupid. And I'm not a pervert."

"Get out of here…!"

"I am out!" He slammed the door and immediately started laughing again. "What a weird language…"

"I know," Grace agreed, who had magically appeared behind him.

Deidara jumped. "Stop doing that!"

"Heh…German is such an ugly language…"

"Stop it!" Leo's voice begged.

"Sorry, honey. Love you."

Deidara blinked. "Well, I'm gonna go shower in your bathroom."

"'Kay, bye."