A/N- Explanation is at the end… sorry

Sass and Ass

"First we have…" she looked at him, he looked back, confused. Amelia nodded at the timetable in Dean's hand.

"Oh, right!" he replied, realising what she meant, "First we have… great, Geography."

"Oh that's okay, we have Miss Milton, her lessons may be a bit odd but she's a good teacher. We'd better hurry, we don't want to miss anything." Due to Amelia's hassling they made it there in good time. Miss Milton just told them to sit down in the spare seats and wait for the lesson to start.

The lesson began.

"So, as we all know, Japan is next to China, then you have North Korea and Other Korea, one of which hates America, can't remember which though…"

"I see what you mean." Dean hissed at Amelia.

"Yeah, she's usually a bit better though."

"Shh!" The girl in front of them turned around and stared at them. She quickly turned back to the teacher who was babbling on about England.

"That's Danika Mote, she's the star pupil here."

"One of them eh?"

"'Them'?"

"You know, teacher's pet."

"Oh, right, yeah, I suppose."

"A bit like my brother then."

"Be QUIET!" Miss Milton shouted. "This is VERY important!"

"Whatever." Dean replied.

"Alright then, smarty-pants, what are the biggest and smallest states?"

"Rhode Island and Texas. Next." He yawned, bored.

"How do you kill a vampire?"

"That's not really geography."

"ANSWER THE QUESTION!"

"Calm down!" Dean thought about it, should he go with the pop. culture version or the real answer? "Stake through the heart."

She smiled slightly, "Correct."

"Name 4 archangels."

"What sort of question is that? Gabriel, Lucifer, Raphael and Michael."

"Lucifer was an archangel? As in, the devil?" Someone's voice piped up.

"Raphael, that's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, what is he, a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?!" Someone else asked, causing a small laugh to circle around the room.

"Correct, what is the largest continent?" Miss Milton interrupted, trying to get the class in order again.

Dean stood up, ignoring Amelia's attempts to pull him back down.

"YOUR ASS!" He grabbed his bag and walked out, ignoring the spluttering teacher and his shocked classmates, just as the bell rang.

A/N- Sorry about the wait… there was a bug going round so… no school and no writing… SORRY! Then Xmas holidays …Then I (Vixx) accidentally cut my wrist and had to have surgery and I'm in a cast for 12 weeks… so… I can't type very well at the minute… And I was withholding this chapter 'til GG read my fic… which I wrote for her… which she still hasn't read... and lots of stuff is happening so… SORRY! We have an idea for the next chapter but it won't be up for a while… SORRY! Oh and... even though it's short, it's all we have for now... SORRY