prompt: Monday
"Piper... wake up babe, it's Monday, you know what that means."
"No..."
"Pipes... c'mon. I don't want to get up any more than you do, but we have to, hon."
"I'm not going to work."
"They need you..."
"They don't, Jason. They'll be fine if I come in for lunch or something. I was out for like six months... what's one more day? Let me go back to sleep."
"I guess I'll just tickle you until you get up!"
"Jason! Stop! Come on! This isn't fair! Stop!"
"Don't like that, do you, babe?"
*crying in the next room* "Great. Look what you did Jason, you woke up Tammy."
"Me! I did no such thing!"
"You did too! You insisted on tickling me, now this is what yo get. Go calm her down or make your own breakfast!"
"Fine..."
*silence.*
"Happy? She's asleep now."
"Very. Now I can go back to sleep."
"NOOOO. Get. Up. Monday's aren't that bad, to be honest. We got married on a Monday. Tam was born on a Monday."
"She was born on Monday night, it doesn't count."
"Was it midnight? I think not. It still counts as a Monday."
"Meh."
"Don't make me force feed you coffee."
"Meh."
"Come on."
"Meh."
"Come on."
"Meh."
"Come on, Piper. I'm going to call Annabeth and have her come over here."
"Go ahead."
*feet shuffling, mumbles, door bell rings, more feet shuffling.*
"Piper, what are you doing? It's almost ten in the morning!"
"Yeah, Annabeth, but it's also a Monday."
"So?"
"So... I just had a baby."
"Like six months ago."
"Your point?"
*sound of dragging and grunting*
"Why didn't I think of that before?"
"Because you're an idiot, Jason, that's why."
"Well, Annabeth, thanks for stopping by but we *cough* Piper *cough* should really get going soon."
"Fine. Fine. I'll get up. Dibs on the first cup of coffee though."
"Is it going to be like this every Monday?"
Teddahhhhhhhhh I hope you liked it :) I was in the mood for just dialogue and I'm like Piper... Mondays are AWFUL.