Rap Battle

Lord Vile walked up towards the forbidden forest, closely followed by Darquesse, Remnant Tainth, Barry (Baron Vengence) and the rest of the crew. Every predator the walked into the killed within a blink of an eye until finally they saw a flicker of light through the trees. There was a hushed conversation, echoing through the trees. Finally Lord Vile stepped one foot into their camp. Every face turned to watch them walk in. It seemed like every deatheater was watching their every room. A man with a pale face and no nose stood up, disbelief on his face,

"Harry Potter." Darquesse stared at him, grinding her teeth together,

"Hey Voldy, it ain't Harry Potter. He's coming in an hour for you to kill him. It's Lord Vile." Voldemort walked up to Vile, a snake-smile on his face,

"Aaah, I see. Have you come to join the deatheaters?" Tainth let out a laugh,

"Join? Hell to the no! We come to settle something." Voldemort looked at Vile, asking him with his eyes, finally Lord Vile spoke,

"We came here to settle who the real Lord V is. Then I'm gonna kick your ass." Bellatrix ran forward, screeching her every word,

"It is already settled, it is obvious that my Lord is the true Lord V!" Voldemort put one long finger against her lips, he turned to face Vile,

"It has never truly be settled, but I will warn you. You will be disappointed afterwards." Lord Vile nodded,

"Lets do this. The best man who wins is the real V." Voldemort nodded, stretching his neck,

"Lets do this... Rap style." Darquesse looked at them both,

"Da fuq?" But Voldemort had already started to rap,

"I'm the darkest dark wizard in all of history

I'll slay your ass out like Cedric Diggory.

With a wave of my finger I'll put you on the floor

You's a skeleton without that armour of yours

I'm the best wizard rapper you ever will see

You ain't the real Lord V and will never be

I've got multiple souls and can raise the dead

If you think you can win then you've been sorely misled."

The Deatheaters cheered as Voldemort looked at Vile, waiting for him to challenge him,

"Lord Vile, Lord Vile!" They chanted behind him, Lord Vile nodded and suddenly pursued into a rap,

"I'm Lord Vile, not the Killer Supreme,

do you really think you can handle, a piece of me,

I was in toughest gang around,

Called the Dead men crew,

I look at you, and see what you do,

You're a noob at killing, I can see your new,

You have no nose, your frickin' ugly, you can't do worse,

You'd be nothing without that little killing curse."

"Hell yeah! Win it Vile!" Barry shouted from behind, Bellatri ran towards Voldemort,

"You won't let them win my Lord, you are the try Lord V." Voldemort pushed Bellatrix away and started to rap his heart out,

"Poor little Vile, you're such sad man.

Do you miss your Wife? Your Child? Your frying pan?

Oh that's right, That guy killed 'em, and you too .

All your friends are next, I'll cut right through your crew.

My boys are called death eaters, they're black magic studs

They'll make you disappear, they don't care for your faceless ones

You can never find me, I ain't no charmer

You can't hide from me with your stupid armour

You think you're invisible, but I can see through that!

I'll run up with my wand and go RAT-A-TAT-TAT."

Vile tilted his head to the side,

"Did you take my frying pan?" Voldemort laughed,

"I did warn you that you'd be disappointed." Vile stood still,

"You fucking bastard!" Darquesse stared at Voldemort sadly,

"Too far man, too far..."

Hey Guys! Haven't wrote one of these in a while :P , The raps arn't great. I did not write the Voldemorts rap but I did write Lord Vile's (you can see the big diffrence) Hoped you enjoy and who do you think won? Who is the real Lord V?:P Bye Guys!