A/N: This really is a hostile takeover. OK so it isn't really Mikey just let me take over for a chapter :D It's Loopylou1990 and Ty got bored so we're paying a visit to Mikey worlds :D I own absolutely nothing except for Ty and a photo of me Zack Ryder and Kofi Kingston :D I did try to kidnap Ryder but was unsuccessful as my get-away driver chickened out. But hey-ho there's always next time, muhaha.
I strolled up the yard with Tyler, to see Mike sat on a chair his old fedora on. I totally loved his chick-magnet persona, hell I loved him. I think I needed to have a word with Danny and JoJo for shaving his hair off. He wasn't his extremely buff self without his faux hawk.
"Haha Mikes Bald! Baldy, baldy, baldy locks and the three hairs!" I elbowed Ty and glared at her.
"Go away your both mean."
Ty laughs and skips up the front steps and walks straight in to Mikey's house, girl seriously needed to learn some manners. I thought I had taught my musi better, clearly not. I bet she was going to track down Alex. She hadn't shut up about him since reading his one shot, with the other twinks and Del stink-o. She found that his over use of "Icky" was highly adorable. On a side note why was I mean?
"Hi Mike I'm sorry about your hair, but why am I mean?" he puffed his cheeks out and got all cute and angry like he does and I just grinned at him and his cute ass self.
"You you make me evil all the time in your stories! I'm not evil!" He huffed.
Ok so I did make him the bad guy a lot, especially in Thinking of You, but it's a necessity so Faith (who is currently at home cowering under my bed) can get back with Punk, maybe. And he was the bad guy in Until I Met You, but that wasn't my fault that was TMG's. And he kind of was in Love at Last, but he turns good, honest.
"I do not! You're the hero in Scream For Me, Selene loves you. And you're a good guy in FFAOS! So I do make you a nice guy, it's just you're a better bad guy than a good guy. Sorry Mike but if you don't like it lump it!" I say walking past, what a whiny bitch.
I'm sure my Mike wasn't like that, though I haven't seen him for a while and that's why he doesn't say much in FFAOS. I knock on the door that Ty left wide open and gingerly step in as JoJo comes skidding towards me.
"HI LOU!" I grin and hug her.
"Hey JoJo, so she here?" I ask looking over her shoulder.
"Nope, but we gotta be quick and where's Ty?"
"Probably trying to kidnap Alex."
"Oh, ok cool."
"Don't tell Punk." She grins at me evilly, now whether that means she won't or she's secretly planning on hurting me I don't know. I generally got on with JoJo and Danny, but you never know what they are planning. She pulls me upstairs and into what must be Mickey's room.
"So where is it?"
"I don't know, in here somewhere." She grins.
"JoJo I thought you knew?" She shakes her head at me.
"Are her files password protected?" She thinks for a second and frowns.
"Yeah they are and I don't think anyone except for Chris and the big sexy white man know."
This wasn't how it was supposed to go. Gosh darn it! JoJo gestured to some of Mikey's binders. Now I'm guessing you're wondering what I'm doing? Right? Well Mikey won't tell me who the girls' mentors are going to be and I desperately need to know. It's a gross over reaction, but when given the chance to snoop and try and find out I will. JoJo assured me we would easily find out as although Mikey didn't know, JoJo was actually rather interested in finding out who her mentor would be too.
"Reach for the sky!" I jumped banging my head and JoJo turned ready to kill Chris for scaring her.
"Who the hell do you think you are? Woody from toy story?" I snapped rubbing my head.
"No, but I am telling Mikey you're snooping about in her room. And have left Tyler to have her wicked way with Alex." What was he talking about?
"You tell and I'll have to beat you with that pool stick. Again." JoJo said glaring at him. Uh-oh Chris was going to get beat up.
"You aren't gonna let her do that are you Lou?" He said eyes going wide in fear.
Did I mention I was also supposed to be watching them till Mikey got back later? No? Well I am. I put my finger on my chin deliberating.
"I don't know Chris, you're a pain in the ass in my stories and just plain make things complicated for me. Plus you are threatening to go tattle on us to Mikey. So why should I stop JoJo and I'd like to see first-hand the damage JoJo can do." I grinned.
He came and hugged me. Well more like crushed me.
"Please I won't tell, just don't let her beat me again." I pushed him off, I didn't like him very much, beating on my poor little Punk all the time and costing him his match.
"Fine just keep away from me and no telling or I'll pick the items JoJo can use to hurt you with and it'll be way more inventive than a pool cue." I walked past him and went in search of Ty.
Looks like I wouldn't find out who the mentors would be. I walked about in search of Ty and the twinks. As I wandered about I bumped into Barrett as he came out of the bathroom.
"Well bloody hell look what the cat dragged in! How's the weather in jolly ol'England?" He mocked, stupid man from Manchester.
"Just peachy love, no snow, but freezing cold temperatures. You don't know what you're missing." I replied sarcastically.
"United still behind Wednesday in the points I see, aww too bad." I kicked his shin and walked off. Mikey can shout at me later. Wonder if I could convince JoJo to dye his hair red and white as support for my home team, Sheffield United (ah good ol'English football). I came across three of the four twinks as I made my way down the hall.
"Alright what's going on?" I asked hands on hips staring at Cody, Evan and Kofi. They looked at me a little worriedly and pointed in the room. I pushed myself short arse self between the three, extremely tall (well it seemed that way I'm only 5'3!) guys and into the door way. Ty had cornered Alex and was rubbing her head against him like a kitty cat as Alex looked down at her like the crazy ass person she was being.
"Tyler, back away from Alex your scaring him." She stopped and looked at me before shaking her head. She fidgeted some and then faced me again.
"Nope Alex is mine, aren't you Alex?" Alex looked at her strangely and then lifted his arm showing me that Ty had just cuffed herself to him.
I face palmed myself. This wasn't how I imagined my day going. Why couldn't she restrain herself. You didn't see me cuffin myself to Punk or Miz no matter how much I'd like too. OK well I wouldn't want to cuff them just well, *cough* erm moving on.
"You are a pain in my arse you know that?" The twinks that were safe from Ty started to giggle, I rolled my eyes seriously they were like little girls sometimes.
"Tyler Gerdelman un-cuff yourself from Alex right this minute or else!" She shook her head and rubbed her head against Alex's shoulder and he actually patted her head like she was a cat.
"Alex do not encourage her, I'll tell Punk if you don't un-cuff yourself Ty." The twinks oooh'd at that. Give me a break what are we six or something?
"Well even if I wanted to I can't." She grinned.
"And why in all that is good can't you?" She walked two fingers up Alex's chest and his eyes went wide, She was going to traumatise the boy if she carried on.
"Because I don't have a key. I stole the cuffs from Dean's room." She grinned.
"What were you doing in I don't even want to know." Dean was a bad tempered little git, totally fit and an extremely horny pain in the ass (no innuendo intended), his brother Sam on the other hand was a sweet heart.
"Did I not tell you about stealing? You are in so much trouble, missus." I stormed away. God Mikey best get back here soon. I found Danny with Punk in her room on the edge of her bed talking about Sticking Together. I almost started to drool. Mmm Punk yum.
"Hi Lou you ok?" Danny asked as she spotted me in the door way.
"Yes, no. Tyler is being a pain. Mike hates me, he thinks I'm mean. Oh and JoJo may try to kill Chris. And Mikey is going to tell me off for kicking Wade in the shin, poncy Manchester git deserved it though." I told her sticking my bottom lip out. I sat down next to Punk as close as I could possibly get without sitting on his lap.
"Why's Tyler being a pain? What did she do?" Punk asked actually not moving away, but placing his arm comfortingly around my shoulders. I grinned at him.
"Erm well she's stolen hand cuffs from Dean's room so she may end up being killed slowly and painfully, he never did get over his trip to hell. And she had to go in his room to get them, which is a no-no altogether, even I daren't go in there, may never come back out if I did."
"Mike's just grumpy in general, he doesn't like what he did in the new chapter of your story, I on the other hand look forward to beating him up and being the hero." Punk smirked, he could be my hero any day. Damn it, now Enrique Iglesias's Hero was playing in my head's jukebox. This day just got better and better.
I sat there in my own little world staring at Punk as he started to talk to Danny again and listened to love song after love song in my head's jukebox. I hate days like these, maybe I should have took my meds this morning. Oh well. I sat swinging my legs as Always by Bon Jovi started to play when I heard a noise from in the attic.
"Did anyone else just hear that?" They stopped talking and looked at me.
"Well did you?" they both shook their heads. There was definitely someone in the attic.
I got up and walked out of the room, Punk and Danny didn't follow, just left me to it. I hope it wasn't a deranged killer. I am one of the ten percent of people that when they hear a strange noise immediately think they're going to die. There's even a page on Facebook for it. I started to go up the stairs, but was stopped by Cody.
"Lou! Erm what are you doing here?" Ok something fishy was going on. I folded my arms and raised my eye brow (I had taught myself to do that when I was like 10 so I could be just like The Rock, sad isn't it?).
"I was going to ask you the same question, but I think I can guess you're up to no good. And if you are here that means that Evan and Kofi are in the attic and you're keeping look out."
"Nuh-uh."
"Er yeah, now move Cody." I squeezed past him and he wrapped his arms round me.
"Noo Lou there's a um monster in the attic!" I sniggered did he think I was stupid.
"Ok well, not exactly a monster but an evil crazed Leprechaun!"
"You just realised you've dropped yourself right in it mate?" He looked at me confused.
"Mikey knew Hornswoggle was around somewhere and now I'll take him to her so she won't shout at me for kicking Wade.
"You kicked Wade?" I grinned, a trace of vindictiveness on my face.
"Indeed I did, he was being meanish and mocking my football team. Deserved what he got and then some." I pouted as if I was clearly justified in my actions. Cody smiled and shrugged.
"Ty still won't leave Alex alone." He stated as I walked into the attic to find Evan and Kofi trying to stuff Hornswoggle in a barrel.
"I know, but she hand cuffed herself to him. I need a saw or bolt cutters. Do we have some? And twinks! Monkeys go in a barrel, leprechauns go in a pot of gold, or something like that."
"You'll have to wait for Mikey, she keeps things like that hidden and locked away from JoJo and Danny." Makes sense.
"He won't fit in the stupid barrel anyway!" Evan huffed dropping Hornswoggle.
"Aww, poor Swoggle, LouLou will look after you." I smiled and he came to stand by me, poor little fellow (so good to have someone shorter than me) looked frightened. He wasn't talking. Now whether this musi was before he could speak or was so frightened he'd lost the ability to talk I didn't know.
"ARRRRRGGGHH!"
Oh dear, what now? I ran down the stairs, Swoggle holding on to me and skidded into the living room to see Wade advancing on JoJo. I couldn't see the problem until the twinks and Ty piled in behind me.
"Why is Wades hair like a United t-shirt?" Ty asked.
"What's United?" Alex asked her looking confuzzled. How I had failed to notice that was beyond me, I laughed so hard tears sprung to my eyes and my ribs started to hurt.
"JoJo you mind reader I love you! I will buy you the biggest bar of chocolate in the world! I don't care that Mikey's band you from sugar. Wade step away from the adorable and incredible 13 year old."
"She dyed my hair!"
"I don't care" I stuck my tongue out as JoJo skipped past him.
"OOO Mikey's not going to be happy!" Cena and his annoying ass self! Needs to go back to be the Dr of Thuganomics was way cool back then, ah the good old days.
"You're going to get in trouble, you're going to get in trouble!" He kept on repeating himself.
I wanted to hurt him, I hope JoJo was still reading my mind. Gaffer tape and lots of it solves most problems. JoJo looked up at me two rolls of duct tape on her wrists like bracelets. Hehe I loved this girl.
"OO Dean's good at this Lou!"
"I know Ty, don't remind me." Dean wasn't impressed with a male visitor I had a while ago. I had to nip out for a while and when I came back I couldn't find him. I did find him a few days later when I had to go into the basement. Taped up real good and looking highly traumatised and half starved, I untaped him and well I never did see him again. I wonder if Mike still hates Cena? I skipped outside to find Mike still sulking in his chair.
"Hi Mike!"
"What do you want?" he snapped.
"That's not very polite, I'm a guest. But anyway not the point. Do you still hate Cena?" He looked at me suspiciously and nodded slowly.
"Good wanna help make him suffer for trying to be a snitch?" He slowly grinned at me.
"Yes please."
"Yay!" I grabbed his hand, but did I treasure holding his hand *Cough* back on track.
Between me, JoJo, who Mike wasn't entirely happy to be working with, and an audience of Ty and Alex, the twinks having gotten bored. We taped Cena to a chair in the attic, taped his mouth shut, and to his utter horror, I put the Hannah Montana Greatest Hits on repeat. My ears were already bleeding! I ran out with Mike, still holding his hand, with JoJo just behind us. I stopped outside Kane's room. Hehe, I'm not nice sometimes.
"Oh Kane, Mr Evil. The Devil's Favourite Demon, The Big Red Monster!" he looked out at me glaring, I couldn't find him scary, my Kane was such a sweet pea.
"Cena's in the attic, do with him as you wish." He grinned that sadistic grin and I walked away chuckling to myself.
"When do I get this chocolate then Lou?"
"When Mikey gets back I'll go to the shops ,ok JoJo?" She seemed satisfied and soon disappeared off to terrorise the twinks. I really wasn't doing a good job at watching Mikey's musi. At this rate she'll never want me to come round again.
"Hey I'm back! Lou you still here or have you been killed?" Oh dear, I walked down stairs still holding Mike's hand, not that intended to let go of it anytime soon, I missed my Mike. Definitely needed to find him. I jumped the last few stairs landing in front of Mikey and smiled sheepishly.
A/N: Well I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter of Hostile Takeover, I know I did, these guys are crazy fun, except Barrett and Chris.
Wade- Love you to Lou, I'll get you back for my hair!
Aww love you to Wade Not!
Mike-Lou can you let go of my hand now?
Nope.