AN: Hello readers!

I guess I lied about not making anything more… I was reading Silver Demon Sword's (It used to be a different name I think) adaptation of my fic and it didn't really go in the direction I wanted…

The sorting also annoyed me quite a bit, and pushed me over the edge.

So, because of that, I wanted to give the sorting a go.

For those of you that haven't read the other "Evans Meets Evans" basically the DWMA students are transfers to Hogwarts… I know it's a bit strange, but anyway that's what it is.

This is the second half of their chapter four completely changed. And if you're reading this Silver Demon Sword, this is in no way meant to offend you, I just wanted to play around in this universe we have created!

The strange transfer students were all gathered at the back of the group of panic first years, although, they looked nonplussed by the stares and whispers that were directed at them. They all were in the required Hogwarts robes, but their height and absurd hair styles pointed out that they were clearly different. The attention of their peers went unnoticed as the transfers pointed things out, like the floating candles and the night sky that was the ceiling, to each other in hushed voices.

Before anything of interest could happen that the school would actually be able to gossip about, Professor McGonagall brought out the ratty sorting hat and stool as was tradition.

A rip near the brim of the ancient head ware opened wide like a mouth, making everyone, including the new students, fall silent at once. As if the hat knew that everyone had become quiet, it began to sing in a loud booming voice.

In times of old when I was new

And Hogwarts barely started

The Founders of our noble school

Thought never to be parted:

United by a common goal,

They had the selfsame yearning

To make the world's best magic school

And pass along their learning.

"Together we will build and teach!"

The Four good friends decided

And never did they dream that they

Might someday be divided,

For were there such friends anywhere

As Slytherin and Gryffindor?

Unless it was the second pair

Of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw?

So how could it have gone so wrong?

How could such friendships fail?

Why, I was there and so can tell

The whole sad, sorry tale.

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those

Whose ancestry is purest."

Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose

Intelligence is surest."

Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those

With brave deeds to their name,"

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot,

And treat them just the same."

These differences caused little strife

When first they came to light,

For each of the four founders had

A House in which they might

Take only those they wanted, so,

For instance, Slytherin

Took only pure-blood wizards

Of great cunning, just like him,

And only those of sharpest mind

Were taught by Ravenclaw

While the bravest and the boldest

Went to daring Gryffindor,

Good Hufflepuff, she took the rest,

And taught them all she knew,

Thus the Houses and their founders

Retained friendships firm and true.

So Hogwarts worked in harmony

For several happy years,

But the discord crept among us

Feeding on our faults and fears.

The Houses that, like pillars four,

Had once held up our school,

Now turned upon each other and,

Divided, sought to rule.

And for a while it seemed the school

Must meet an early end,

What with dueling and with fighting

And the clash of friend on friend

And at last there came a morning

When old Slytherin departed

And though the fighting then died out

He left us quite downhearted.

And never since the founders four

Were whittled down to three

Have the Houses been united

And they once were meant to be.

And now the Sorting Hat is here

And you all know the score:

I sort you into Houses

Because that is what I'm for,

But this year I'll go further,

Listen closely to my song:

Though condemned I am to split you

Still I worry that it's wrong,

Though I must fulfill my duty

And must quarter every year

Still I wonder whether sorting

May not bring the end I fear.

Oh, know the perils, read the signs,

The warning history shows,

For our Hogwarts is in danger

From external, deadly foes

And we must unite inside her

Or we'll crumble from within

I have told you, I have warned you.

Let the sorting now begin

The hat became motionless once more, the bittersweet song apparently finished, and a smattering of applause broke out, punctured with muttering and whispers of the hat's unusual and cryptic warnings.

Unfortunately for the curious students, Professor McGonagall brought out the long parchment of names and gave the whispering students the sort of look that informs people that if they don't such the Hell up, they will be getting detention until they die.

Needless to say, the talking hushed abruptly, and everyone focused on the sorting. With the student body's attention, Professor McGonagall lowered her eyes to her long piece of parchment and called out the first name.

"Abercrombie, Euan."

A small, terrified-looking boy stumbled forwards and had the hat placed on his head. The hat considered for a moment, and then the rip near the brim opened again.

"Gryffindor!"

The small boy quickly pulled the hat off and stumbled over to his new table, which was easily identifiable as the wildly cheering table. After a few seconds, Professor McGonagall cleared her throat and called out the next name.

"Albarn, Maka."

The pig-tailed girl pushed forward, with surprising strength, but considering the fact that it was a bunch of eleven year olds she was pushing through, this was less than impressive. The girl made her way up the short steps and sat on the stool as the ratty hat was lowered onto her head. The hat quickly fell over her green eyes, but took a few moments in deciding.

"Gryffindor!"

The hat girl pulled of the newly dubbed Gryffindor, and she walked gracefully down to the wildly cheering Gryffindor table whose occupants had made a spot near the end for the new transfer student. The white haired boy, Harry's cousin, gave her a thumbs up along with a dazzling smile that she returned with a more hesitant one.

Coincidently, he was the next of the transfers to be called after a few firsties. He moved up to the stool with a slow sauntering walk and a grimace when the name "Evans, Soul," was called. Like Maka the hat took a few minutes and Soul mouthed something very fast that no one really caught. The two reached a decision rather quickly, however.

"Gryffindor!"

The whole table clapped enthusiastically as the hat was removed from his pale hair and no one clapped louder than the other Gryffindor transfer student who he promptly sat next to. More than a few Gryffindor voices could be heard bragging that they had two of the transfers.

McGonagall used her scary look again and the hall quieted while the next student was called.

"Death, Kid."

The name in itself started a whole line of muttering, but the dark hair with white stripes helped cause a stir as well. He made his was deliberately to the stool where his strange hair was obscured by the hat. A few moments passed.

Then a few more.

Finally, after eight full minutes, the hat made a decision.

"Slytherin!"

The green table let out boisterous whoops of excitement at getting a transfer student as well. Gryffindor may have had two, but they definitely had the most interesting one.

Once he was seated at his table a few more firsties were called to the dreaded stool. Most of the older students, however, weren't paying much attention, as they were too busy discussing where the other transfers would go.

"Nakatsukasa, Tsubaki."

The dark haired transfer girl made her way slowly up the steps with a hesitant smile at the Professor as the decrepit hat was placed over her long hair. The hat was on her head less than a minute before it made its choice.

"Hufflepuff!"

The girl smiled happily as she handed the hat back to the teacher and made her way happily to the yellow table that was cheering for their new housemate. The blue haired transfer joined the cheering eagerly, but quieted as the nest few names were called.

However, the strange blue haired boy was called up next with a "Star, Black, and all but sprinted up the steps in his excitement to be sorted. He had the audacity to grab the hat out of McGonagall's hands and shoved it on his head. The hat took less time on him than it did on the last girl.

"Hufflepuff!"

The boy removed the hat from his head and had shoved it in the Professor's hands again before she could blink. He happily made his way over to the long haired girl as Hufflepuff clapped in amazed shock at getting two of the transfer students.

The next girl to be called was also a transfer student, the taller of the two girls that were left.

"Thompson, Elizabeth."

She calmly made her way up to the steps and let the hat be placed on her head while grimacing a little when the disgusting thing actually touched her head. The hat didn't take long for the brown haired girl.

"Slytherin!"

She let the hat be taken off her and made her way to the cheering table and sat on the boy's, with the stripes in his hair, right and then gave a encouraging nod to the last transfer girl whose name was being called.

"Thompson, Patricia."

The short haired girl skipped up to the stool happily and plopped herself down on it, giggling as the hat covered her eyes. The hat didn't take long for this girl either.

"Slytherin!"

When the hat was removed, she skipped down to the boy's left side as Slytherin cheered their sad victory over the other houses at getting the most transfer students.

AN: Alright, that's it for me. I'm sorry if you don't agree with my house choices.

I see Maka as a Gryffindor rather than a Ravenclaw because she reminds me a lot of Hermione, and Maka has shown her bravery throughout the Manga and show.

I see Soul as a Gryffindor as well because he and Maka share that bravery between them. I was oringinally going to make him a Hufflepuff, his loyalty to Maka is amazing, but I feel like the loyalty would make him want to stay with her rather than away. I also can see the Little Orge bursting into Soul's conversation with the hat and Soul just being like "Get out! You don't even go here!" It would be great.

Kid was hard to place. I put him in Slytherin. His blood is pure and Slytherin is generally known for their dark arts. Plus he has very high expectations of himself and others. He also doesn't fit anywhere else. His Bravery is admirable, his intelligence and loyalty as well, none of those really stuck out as prominent in my mind.

Tsubaki was actually the easiest to place. Her loyalty to Black Star and her friends is unwavering and definitely one of her best traits.

Black Star was another hard one. He's brave to the point of stupid and has ambitions up the wazzu, but I didn't see him fitting into Slytherin or Gryffindor. The I remembered that part when Tsubaki was dueling her brother inside her head and all the other times when Black Star jumps in for a friend and I thought Hufflepuff would be nice. I also think Black Star would want to stay close to Tsubaki.

I had doubts about both the Thompson sisters, but Liz was the first one I tackled. Her personality definitely goes towards loyalty, with the way she and Kid get along, but I think she wouldn't be able to deal with all the Hufflepuffs, plus I think she would want to stay close to Kid.

I went through basically the same thing for Patti, because she's amazingly loyal too, but she's very attached to her sister and I think it would be hard to separate them.

I also feel like partbers would be together if you haven't noticed. To be bonded like that, you're bonded in body and mind, and therefore must be very close mentally.

All right. I'm done!