CHAPTER 2: You're pretty cute too
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"Roll call!" Gray yelled. Natsu groaned as he woke up. Third day at Camp Help, a summer camp for "mentally ill" kids. Why was there a roll call if there was only 4 campers in there? Clearly, you can just count them with your own eyes.
"Jellal?"
"Here Mr. Gray,"
"Laxus?"
"Here,"
"Loki?"
"Here!"
"And the newb student, Natsu?"
"Here bitch," Natsu answered using his own way. All 3 campers laughed and Gray did it sarcastically.
"Breakfast is in 30 minutes," Gray informed all of them before leaving. As the door shut, Natsu flopped back onto the bed.
"UGH. Why does he have to wake us up at-," Natsu checked the clock. "8:00? Too early," Natsu ranted. Jellal quickly changed his shirt in the corner and Loki- well, he slept naked. Laxus threw a pillow at Natsu.
"Wake up. When Gray finds out that you went to bed again AFTER you've woken, you're in trouble," Laxus told Natsu. Loki grabbed his towel and shirt and went out the cabin half naked. "Get found out from Gray and you're dead!" Laxus shouted at Loki. But Loki just kept running.
"Shit, there's going to be such a long line-up for the shower. See ya at the breakfast table Laxus and Natsu!" Jellal exclaimed. He looked at the clock on the wall, grabbed a towel and his change of clothes, and ran off to the direction Loki was going to before- the public showers.
"Why do they care about showering so much? I mean, we're guys anyways," Natsu said matter-of-factly. Laxus shrugged and sat on his bed. It creaked just a little bit, maybe because of his weight.
"There are the most prettiest guys here, that look almost like girls. This is a boys only summer camp anyways. If even one guy here looks just a little bit like a women… guys will scream for him. Even go as far as "showering" daily," Laxus explained. It was the third day at Camp Help, but the second day, Natsu simply stayed in the cabin playing his D.S, the second day was like a break day. The third is when the fun starts. Laxus was eyeing his pink hair.
"What?"
"Your hair… too much attention," Laxus pointed to the spiky ass hair that was on top of his head.
"That a bad thing?" Natsu asked. He didn't want to attract too much attention. No, he didn't want to mess up like last time.
"Yes and no. Anyways, go get change,"
…
"Welcome to The Dining Room!" a man exclaimed. He was short and had a beard. The owner of this camp, Macarov. Yesterday, the breakfast was being served outside so the campers could just pick it up. Today, all 12 cabins were sitting around together to eat as a "family" or whatever they called to make this feel more loving.
The cabins mummer around and started to dig in to breakfast. The feast wasn't that big though. Rice, chicken, vegetables, water… that's it. Nothing special really.
All 12 cabins had their own table that they shared with another, so 7 tables altogether including the staff's. Cabin 1 and 2, 3 and 4, 5 and 6, 7 and 8, 9 and 10, 11 and 12 were the pairs. Cabin 6 though, sat far away from Cabin 5, as if they were scared of them.
"What the hell are they looking at?" Natsu whispered to Jellal that was eating sophistically beside him. His back was straight, his posture was excellent, and his table skills were amazing.
"You." Jellal said simply. Natsu was confused. There was nothing special about his appearance. Regular guy you could say.
"Why?"
"You attract too much attention," Loki growled. He glanced at the crowd that was gaga over Natsu, angry that he was stealing all his attention. "Anyways, have you heard? Jellal, your twin-,"
Suddenly Loki sprinted up the table and stood right on top of it. "Who wants to be fucked?" Loki asked. He slipped out of his pants and shirt in an instant and stood there in his underwear with an erection you could see through of.
Loki fan boys screamed in delight (the gay guys), while the counsellors tried to get Loki down. It didn't work. Loki crawled up to Natsu and winked, "Last night was great. Another round?" Loki purred. Natsu backed away, he feared that this day was going to happen again, but not in front of so many people! Some glared at Natsu, some glared at Loki… but overall, they were all quite amused of seeing the newb get harassed by the second year.
"Shit, Loki you homo! Get away from me!" Natsu was disgusted. Laxus laughed like crazy.
"Gray. Get your damned trainees behaved!" Macarov demanded from the staff table. Gray nodded, but he didn't want to do it. He thought it was the most hilarious scene he has ever seen in his entire life.
Gray popped the "special" pill into Loki's mouth, and Loki slowly started to calm down and he collapsed on to the table. All the teachers were amazed of his "skills". "Natsu, help me drag Loki back to the cabin," Gray ordered. Natsu grunted. From all the commotion, he hasn't even took a bite out of his food yet, much less touch the fork.
Natsu pushed Loki off the table. Loki's head hit 3 times. Onto the sides, the bench, and to the floor. No one cared much though.
Natsu shoved while Gray pulled. With their teamwork, they got Loki to the cabin in only half a hour! "Never knew he would be this heavy," Natsu huffed as he fell onto the bed. Gray simply left Loki on the floor of the cabin with a few blankets and pillows.
"No one ever questions the "porn star","
"What?"
"What? I mean… never mind," Gray mumbled. "Anyways, while the showers are free, go take a quick one. You stink," Gray pinched his nose to emphasize it. Natsu shrugged and sniffed his shirt.
"I can just change it and put some cologne on," Natsu said, he tugged at his shirt to pull it off.
"No. Go take a shower," Gray demanded. He tossed Natsu a towel, shampoo and an extra change of clothes and shoved him out the doorway.
"W-Wait!" But Gray already slammed the door.
…
Natsu felt eyes glance over at him while he was finished showering. Natsu was walking to his cabin with only a towel around his waist. He might've attracted attention.
"Hey Natsu!" Laxus shouted from behind. Natsu let out a sigh of relief. Yes, a guy he knew. It was beginning to feel highly awkward. "Wear more clothes next time!" Laxus whispered when he caught up to Natsu.
"Why? We're all guys anyways," Natsu ruffled his pink hair. Laxus got closer to him.
"You attract too much attention," Laxus told him. There it goes again. The "attract too much attention" thing. Laxus, Jellal, Loki… they were all saying stuff like that. "Remember how I said boys here are like hungry and are just waiting for a guy that looks like a girl?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, you are the girl! Pink hair, big eyes…," Laxus babbled. Natsu? He. Was. Cute.?
"What about all of dis?" Natsu flexed his arms up and down. Big muscles he got there, real manly.
"That's what kills it, you idiot!" Laxus held Natsu's arms down. "That's why they don't want to come up to you. You're too… how can I say this… strong?" Laxus guessed. Natsu was pleased. "Wipe that smirk off your face. Anyways, run to the cabin and change. Do it fast and now," Laxus whispered again.
"Why do I have to hide?" there was absolutely nothing wrong with him. No boys would attack a boy. It's not logical (unless of course if you're Loki).
Laxus had more or less a disgusted face on. "Are you kidding me?! These people are animals! When I first came here, I was a damn weak bastard. Closest thing to a girl, no muscles, no abs… not even arm and leg hair! (which was awfully strange due to the fact that Laxus had hair on his legs as much as Chewbacca has fur on his body). BAM, one even tries to sneak into my bed,"
"Was it Gray?"
"What? NO!"
"He never slept with you before?" Natsu questioned. Didn't Gray say something like, "sleep with the most troublesome person"?
"No, that just sounds sick man. Anyways, I trained, grew muscles… just act like a total bitch, they'll never hook up with you. Take this for example," Laxus turned over to some guy.
"What the fuck are you looking at?" Laxus asked angrily. The guy ran away after that, with a couple of nightmares following him to sleep too.
"Whoa… that was extreme. But aren't there at least like some homosexuals?" Natsu questioned after seeing the "Loki fan-boys". Laxus rolled his eyes and started listing many, many, MANY names.
"Well there's Bacchus from Cabin 3, he's gay. Got a thing with Elfman or something…? I don't know, RUMOURS! I heard that Scorpio got a thing with Loki," Natsu gave him a surprised look. "Yes, OUR Loki. He's from Cabin 7...,"
"Yeah so-,"
"There's Macao and Wakaba… I even heard they already had sex. Uh… Sting and Rogue from Cabin 1, those fucking stuck up jerks, have a little bromance going on I think," Laxus continued, interrupting Natsu.
"Okay, yeah but-,"
"Oh, shoot, no… I think it's a love triangle for Sting, Rogue and Gajeel. I heard Rogue has looked up to Gajeel for a long time or something. Mentor or whatever, Sting was so jelly when Gajeel came I bet. Rumours say that people heard sobbing sounds in the washroom, when they came back in the morning, they saw a hair strand. A blonde one, person who has blonde hair? Sting,"
"Don't you have blonde hair?" Natsu asked. He pointed upwards towards Laxus's hair.
"No, I'm a brunette," Laxus said sarcastically. "No one would ever think a hard muscle man like me would cry! Go TEAM ELFMAN!" Laxus cheered. And a faraway sound, sounded like a guy shouting, "MAN!" Natsu stared at Laxus for a long while.
"This is the most fucked up place I've ever been to,"
…
"So anyways, now that you know the relationship rules…," Gray started. It was 9:00PM, lights out were at 10:30 - 11:30. "Thank you Laxus," Gray pointed out. Laxus bowed dramatically. "Now you must know the schedule rules," Gray told him. Today, Macarov announced it to be another "free day" where they just hang out.
"Schedule? What do we do, ride ponies?" Natsu joked.
"Yes actually. How'd you guess?" Jellal answered. Natsu stared at him strangely, but Jellal wasn't looking as if he was joking.
"Here's the schedule. It's typically mapped out as a high school thing. Each student has their own schedule. According to yours, you mostly have classes with me as your teacher, and Jellal is the one with the most classes as you," Gray handed the sheets towards him.
It read something like this:
MONDAY: 9:00 - 10:00AM: GRAY - SELF RESPECT , 10:00 - 11:00: GILDARTS - RELIGION , 11:00 - 12:00PM: GRAY FULLBUSTER: ACTIVITES , 1:00 - 2:00PM: JURA - PHYS ED AND DANCE , 2:00 - 3:00PM: GILARTS - ARTS
TUESDAY: 9:00 - 10:00AM - MIRAJANE - BODY LANGUAGE , 10:00 - 11:00: GRAY - ACTIVITES , 11:00 - 12:00PM: JURA - MATH , 1:00 - 2:00PM: GILADARTS - FAMILY STUDIES , 2:00 - 3:00PM: LAXUS - STUDENT TEACHING
WEDNESDAY: 9:00 - 10:00AM: JELLAL - DRAMA , 10:00 - 11:00PM: GRAY - MUSIC , 11:00 - 12:00PM: MACAROV - TRAINING , 1:00 - 2:00PM: MIRAJANE - BODY LANGUAGE , 2:00 - 3:00PM: GRAY - ACTIVITES
THURSDAY: 9:00 - 10:00AM: GILDARTS - RELIGION , 10:00 - 11:00AM: JURA - PHYS ED AND DANCE , 11:00 - 12:00PM: GRAY - SELF-RESPECT , 1:00 - 2:00PM: MACAO - P.E.E.R.S , 2:00 - 3:00PM: JURA - MATH
NOTE TO ALL: BREAKFAST: 8:30 - 9:00AM , LUNCH: 12:00 - 1:00PM , 3:00 - 4:00: SELF REFLECT , 4:00 - 7:00PM: PICK CHOICES OF ARTS, PHYS ED OR STUDY HALL , 7:00 - 7:30PM: DINNER , 7:30 - 9:30PM: SHARE TIME/BONFIRE , 10: 30: CURFEW (MUST STAY IN CAMP AT ALL TIMES) , 11:30 LIGHT'S OUT
*Absences will must have a note from Cabin Counsellors. All types of clubs must be dealt on Weekends, at 4:00 - 7:00PM, 9:30 - 10:30PM, OR before you wake up. All clubs must have a teacher guidance with them also (so don't even think of running a "porn" club!). THANK YOU!
"Whoa, you 2 teach?" Natsu asked after looking over the schedule.
"Yup, they have these. Each Cabin picks the 2 oldest campers, we get to teach every year, and Jellal has always been in the "Drama" department," Laxus said.
"I could see why…,"
"Huh?"
"Nothing," Natsu smiled innocently at Jellal. "Anyways, what's with all these teachers? Gildarts.. Jura… Mirajane?" Natsu asked. When the name Mirajane popped up, Loki started drooling.
"Wipe your mouth Loki," Laxus handed him the tissue, "Mirajane is our only female at this camp. She being a girl and everything gets her own cabin. Mirajane's the counsellor of Cabin 4," Laxus told Natsu.
"Why doesn't the guys just win over her?" Natsu said curiously. He was still scared of walking alone within the camp, all those crazy gays pouncing on him…
"Are you kidding me? She's taken. By a student. Name's Freed Justine, Cabin 9," Laxus opened a chip bag and popped one into his mouth. Loki grabbed one from the bag also.
"Dude, that guy isn't even THAT special," Loki grumbled. He hated the word "Freed", I mean it was so… funny how his name begins with "free" and he don't even share his girl, what kind of FREEdom is that?!
"No way, remember when like Bickslow tried to flirt with her or something? I don't know but Freed was flipping tables everywhere! Flirt with Mirajane, get smacked in the face," Laxus dramatically said. He took a sip of his drink.
"Look, I'm not going to stay here and listen to rumours," Gray confirmed, he stood up and stretched from the long sit. "I'm going to take a shower. Who's going to come with me?" Gray asked. Laxus, Loki, and Jellal all raised their hands.
"Didn't you guys take a shower in the morning?" Natsu asked. Jellal shrugged.
"One quick shower in the morning, one quick shower in the night makes one full shower," Jellal replied. What motto was that anyways?
"Hurry up and pack your things guys. I'm not going to come back if any one of you forgot your damn comb or something," Gray told everyone. Everyone ruffled with their small bags and stuffed a towel, shampoo and everything in there that is needed to take a proper shower. Natsu was standing around, collecting dust, until he finally sighed and started packing things too.
"I guess I'll come,"
…
Thank the gods the shower wasn't full of a long line up when they reached there. Once every other person left, there was enough stalls for everyone to separately take a shower. All 4 men undressed themselves and went into the stalls and pulled the curtain to the other side, so almost all things were able to be seen.
"You're not showering?" Gray asked when noticing Natsu simply sitting on the bench playing with a towel. Natsu looked up and saw Gray naked. Yes, it was a rare sight, but Natsu was a guy too, nothing to be embarrassed about.
"No,"
"Why'd you pack your things and come with us then?"
"Cause I would be lonely if you guys weren't there," Natsu said bluntly, and before he could realize he just said something truly awkward, all other three men's head popped out at the same time. Loki's hair was soapy, Laxus's hair looked shiny (probably conditioner), and Jellal's hair was wet. All 3 had retarded, smiling faces on.
"You are the most cutest thing to ever be born," the three told him. They made kissy sounds and fluttered their eyes.
"Shut up bitches! Get back in the damn shower," Natsu pushed all three heads back in while they kept laughing. Yes, he was embarrassed, but didn't really need to show that he was. Gray was still standing there ready to go into the stall. "What'cha waiting for?"
"I just wanted to say, I agree with those guys. You are cute," and with those words, Gray got into the shower, leaving a very awkward, flushed pink haired boy standing there.
Laxus's mental ability was supposed to be obsessed with Lightning not weather. Ending = crappy.
From yo bitch to yo inner bitch,
FUCK U -Ken'sHoe