Talos, Maxios, Pyre, Elios, Kai, and Crux belong to Dragon. Of. Chaos97.

Just as Shock was about to unleash his fury attack two Utahraptors tackled him.

"Leave Skyler alone!" yelled Raptor digging his claws into Shock's flank.

"Yeah!" yelled Riptor digging into Shock's left hind leg.

Shock screamed in pain before throwing the two off him. The two raptors got up, nodded to each other, then Riptor pounced on Raptor and they became a spinning buzzsaw of death.

"We miss watching this part." said Skyler leaning on a tree.

The buzzsaw raptors hit Shock square in the chest and sent the corrupted electric dragon flying.

"This isn't over! I'll destroy all you freaks if its the last thing I do!" yelled Shock before retreating.

"Yeesh. What's-"

"-his problem?" said the Shadow Twins.

"Don't know. We must return to WarFang." said Skyler taking to the air with the others following.

Next Day

Skyler was still in his Bio-mech form and fighting dummies in the Training Hall. He was currently grappling with a commander straw Ape. Using his tail, he tripped the Ape, grabbed its sword and plunged it into its former owner's chest, the dummy died with a scream.

"Dummies provide no fun." said Skyler.

Suddenly he was Comet Dashed by Spyro.

"How 'bout a little sparring then?" said the purple dragon as Skyler got up.

"Fine with us."

Suddenly Crux, Talos, Maxios, and Kai were on Spyro's side of the ring, while only Riptor, Raptor, and Shard were on Skyler's.

"Six against four...interesting tactic but...divide and conquer."

Suddenly a shockwave seperated the dragons into seperate areas of the Training Hall. Spyro and Cynder Vs. Skyler, Talos and Maxios Vs. Shard, Kai vs. Riptor, and Crux Vs. Raptor.

Soon everybody but Skyler, Cynder, and Spyro were exhausted and bruised, none more than Shard, and the black and purple dragon were nearing their limit against the Bio-mech.

"Are you two almost done?"

Suddenly both dragons charged and then Spyro activated Dragon Time, slamming his tail into the left neck vents followed by Cynder slamming the right. Skyler clutched his neck and began choking.

"Can't...*Gasp!*...Breathe! Hunter...Blaze...disengage...DISENGAGE!" choked Skyler falling to his knees as two streaks of lightning shot out of him.

"NEVER DAMAGE THOSE VENTS WHEN I'M IN THAT FORM!" yelled Skyler creating a Convexity ball and firing at the two dragons who were sent flying to the sidelines, "Look at the time. BYE!"

Suddenly a red and blue woodpecker appeared behind Crux and began making faces and the others couldn't stop themselves from laughing. When Crux turned around there was nothing there. When he looked back at the group, they started laughing again. Turning around so fast he caught the culprit who stopped and smiled sheepishly before extending a hand.

"Name's Woody. Woody Woodpecker."

Crux took it but got a joy-buzzer.

[Woody's Laugh]

Crux fires his red lighting blowing a fair sized hole in the wall and smirks before somebody on his head pokes him.

"Nice shoot."

[Honk! Honk! went Crux's snout as Woody squeezed it]

Crux raises a paw to Woody who is standing on the ground again.

"Aw, what's the matter? [Voice morphs to Joker's as Woody becomes Joker] Can't take a jolt?"

Joker grabs Crux's paw and Crux gets 50k volt shock.

"Joker's right that doesn't get old. [Hysterical Laughter]"

Crux gets ready to chase after Joker but an anvil falls on him.

PAUSE!

Joker: Who dropped an anvil on Crux?

Yakko: Wasn't me.

[Joker eyes hedge clipper in Yakko's hand]

Yakko: [Laughs Sheepishly] My bad.

Joker: Aren't you three supposed to bother somebody else?

Dot: No. Why?

Joker: Get lost!

[Yakko and Dot leave]

Joker: Why aren't you gone?

Wakko: I'm already lost.

Joker: If you're lost, I need a crown

Wakko: Okay.

[Wakko hits Joker with Giant Hammer and leaves]

Joker: And people say I'm a clown.

UNPAUSE!

1 HOUR LATER

Skyler was walking around WarFang when he spots a xylophone in the street with a note on it.

"Dear Skyler,

I'm sorry for the way I acted about your harmless pranks. Please accept this token of my esteem.

Signed, Crux"

"[To readers] Really? [Back to story] Okay, how about I play that charming old tune." said Skyler grabbing the key tappers.

[Plays tune]

[Crux gets blown up twice on last two notes and falls over from around the corner]

"Old gag, new twist. Learned it from Skippy." said Skyler walking away.

"Somebody give me a way to get back at Skyler." mumbled Crux still smoking from the explosions.

END CHAPTER

Narrator: That's funny I could of sworn-*CLANG!*

Joker: Thanks Mac. I'll take it from here. [Pushes Narrator aside] For those of you wondering, I'm the Joker, known for making peoples' lives miserable for my own humor. I have a question for you: Do you think the gags in this chapter were cliche for this time and age or actually funny? Whichever you do choose, please send a review of this chapter [STERNLY AND DRAMATICLY] or I'll melt your face off. You people need to learn how to smile!

[Throws Laughing gas Bomb]

[Laughs Hysterically then has coughing fit]

Joker: Harley, open a window. Its stuffy in here!

Note: I do not own Joker or Animanics