Chapter 12: Ramen Troubles: Part 1!
Kagome, Mizuki, and Sango went back into the room, Inuyasha now on the couch and not in pain, and sat down in their seats and began chatting with everyone as if they hadn't left the room in the first place.
Then Mizuki suggested they play a game, being bored and wanting to ignore Inuyasha's killer glare. So everyone agreed the game Truth or Dare and everyone agreed, so they began playing.
So, Miroku started first.
That wasn't smart because he automatically got Sango's fist to his head the moment he had asked Kagome truth or dare, so the girl chose dare. Big mistake. So, knowing Miroku, he chose to dare Kagome to do something perverted. Now, what did our favorite monk dare Kagome to do?
Miroku dared Kagome to have sex with Ichigo and Mizuki laughed and high-fived Miroku when she saw the shade of crimson on her sister and Ichigo's faces.
Then, it was Kagome turn to ask whoever truth or dare. So, of course, Kagome chose to ask Inuyasha, "Truth or Dare?" and Inuyasha, feeling well brave, chose dare.
Kagome smirked at Inuyasha, even though not seeing him in 500 years, the "young" woman had still known some of his weaknesses.
"Okay, then." Kagome tapped her chin gently, thinking of what she should dare him to do. Then finally thought about. "I dare you to drink an entire bottle of hot sauce."
Everyones' eyes were wide.
Kikyou's with shock, Inuyasha's with horror, and everyone elses with hilarity.
Inuyasha shook his head no very quickly.
"Sorry, Yash. But that's one of the rules of the game!" Kuri snickered from Sango's shoulder. "If someone dares you to do something, ya gotta do it!" Inuyasha's eyes were now filled with more horror and little bit of fear.
That was when everyone noticed that Sesshomaru had disappeared from the room, probably going to find the bottle of hot sauce that had Inuyasha's name written on.
"O-Oi! Now wait just a fuckin' minute, here!" Inuyasha growled as he glared at Sesshomaru who had the offending "beverage" in hand and was walking back into the living room and over to Inuyasha. "Miroku dared Kagome to fuck Ichigo, but they didn't do it!" He tried to reason.
Mizuki rolled her eyes, as she leaned further back into the couch casually and snorted. "Just do it, ya fuckin' coward."
Inuyasha glared at Mizuki who smirked at him. "Oh, yeah? I'm a fuckin' coward? How 'bout you drink a full bottle of fuckin' hot sauce?"
"Is that a dare Dog-Boy?" Mizuki arched a brow, amusement dancing in her clear violet eyes.
Inuyasha nodded his head, grabbed the hot sauce out of Sesshomaru's hand, and slapped it into Mizuki's hand. But before the other miko/shinigami openned the lid to the hot sauce, she looked up at Sesshomaru and asked him if he had another bottle and the daiyoukai nodded, smirking as he turned around and left the room to go get another bottle of hot sauce.
"What the hell did you asked Sesshomaru that?" Inuyasha growled at Kagome's older sister who shrugged. "Because you still have to do what Kagome dared you to do." Mizuki replied lazily, twisting off the lid to the hot sauce bottle. Seeing everyone staring at her, waiting for her to drink the "beverage" in her hand.
"Why aren't ya drinkin' it, Mizuki? Chicken?" Inuyasha teased at Mizuki who shook her head. "No. I'm waiting for Sessh gets back so he can see."
At the mention of Inuyasha's half-brother, said man entered the room and sat down next to his mate and nodded for Mizuki to continue.
"Okay, then." Mizuki shrugged again, bringing the bottle to her lips before whispering, "Bottoms up." Then chugged down the whole bottle in about three minutes and licked her lips after she removed the bottle away from her mouth and smirked at the hanyou sitting across from her. "Okay, Inuyasha. I proved that I can drink a full bottle of hot sauce, now it's your turn." She grinned wickedly at Inuyasha who shivered, looking at the bottle before twisting off the lid and was about to start drinking it but was stopped by Mizuki.
"What?" Inuyasha grumbled.
"I don't think it's very fair that you don't get a turn to ask someone truth or dare. So, before you drink that,and possibly have your tongue removed from having the nerves on your tongue shot," The clear violet eyed woman whispered that last part to herself then contined."-ask whoever truth or dare."
"Fine." Inuyasha glared at Kagome who would have swallowed by the evil glint in his eyes but didn't. "Truth or Dare?"
Kagome smirked, arms crossed under her double D breasts. (a/n: Kisuke's fault.)
"Dare." She said in a, somewhat sounding, taunting voice.
"I dare you to take both your bra and shirt off." Inuyasha thought Kagome would have blushed and said something like, "FUCK NO!" but, instead Kagome simply asked. "How long?"
"Rest of the night."
"Okay." Kagome shrugged off her shirt and unclasped her bra, and when both were off, the only thing that was covering Kagome's breasts was her left arm.
As soon as Kagome's top and bra were off at that moment as well, Miroku fainted and Orihime slapped her hands over Chad and Uryu's eyes. Her left hand on Uryu's eyes and her right on Chad's. Meanwhile, Rukia blushed and slapped her right hand on Ichigo's eyes to prevent him from seeing a topless Kagome, who was sitting to his left side.
Kisuke and Sesshomaru, only guys in the room that weren't freaking out, shook their heads with humorous smiles placed on their faces.
"So." Kagome grinned wickedly at Kisuke who gulped. "Truth or Dare, Kisuke?"
"Truth." Kisuke answered and Kagome pouted, thinking off his "truth" question, but heard Na-Na's voice say, "You gotta drink it, Inuyasha. Or Kuri and I will make you." and heard Inuyasha's reply of, "Fuck off, ya stupid cat! I ain-" but his reply was broken off by a pop! sound, followed by some gurggling choking sounds and Sango and Mizuki's snickers at the sight of Na-Na sitting on the back of the couch while forcing Inuyasha's head back with her front paws and Kuri forcing the now open hot sauce bottle down the hanyou's throat.
They all continued to play Truth or Dare, except Miroku since he was passed out on the floor and Inuyasha who was downstairs in the kitchen for the rest of the night with his mouth in the water that was rushing out of the fauset due to drinking the entire bottle of hot sauce that Kagome had dared him to drink. They all had a good time and while they were still playing Rukia suggested that Kagome were to put her top back on but the miko/shinigami refused to do so, then Mizuki said just to put her bra on so Rukia and Orihime could stop covering the boys' eyes already. So Kagome agreed and put on her baby blue and white polka dotted bra back on.
Finally, everyone decided to call it a night and went to go back to their houses. Mizuki, Kuri, Na-Na, and Kagome went over to their house that Rin and Sesshomaru offered them and Mizuki thought that if she brought over Miroku and Sango that it would give them more of a chance to be-friend Kagome again. So the older Higurashi sister invited Sango and Miroku over for the night and the couple agreed without hesitation.
"I'm goin' for a bath." Kagome mumbled before walking up the steps with Kuri following closely behind.
Sango sighed and she placed a now barely conscious Miroku on the couch.
"Are you okay, Sango?" Mizuki tilted her head at the former tayija who smiled at Kagome's older sister.
"I'm fine. I just wish that I could see the old Kagome that I used to know again. She was like a sister to me back then." The brunette confessed quietly, now slightly confused by the smile Mizuki was sending her way. "What?"
"That's why I asked you and Miroku to come over tonight." Then Mizuki said in a little lower voice. "And who knows, Kagome just may let you guys in on her little plan on her pay back on Inuyasha."
Sango smirked and Miroku was now fully conscious when he heard Mizuki mention something about Kagome planning on doing something to Inuyasha.
"What is Kagome planning on doing to Inuyasha? And why?" He asked dumbly.
"Inuyasha basically called Kagome a fatass." Sango groaned, thinking how much more misery the poor hanyou was gonna be when he eats his Ramen when Kagome adds a few...spices to it.
"And now she's planning on putting a laxative and viagra tablet in Inuyasha's Ramen when he's not looking." Mizuki said in a whisper to Miroku who immediately started cracking up.
"That's gotta be the greatest and most fucked up revenge I've ever heard of." Miroku said through laugh-induced tears.
"How did that happen, Zuki?" Sango wondered to Mizuki who now sat next to Miroku.
"Well," The 19 year old miko/shinigami shrugged. "It happened when Kagome and I were just kids. She was 6 and I was 7..."
Flashback of 12 years ago in the Higurashi Residence...
It was Mizuki and Kagome's birthday, the two girls had been born exactly one year from another, Mizuki was born on October 20, 1992 and Kagome was born on October 20, 1993, and a 5 year old Souta (a/n: I know that Souta isn't a year younger than Kagome, but just bare with me...I think Souta's like what? 4 years younger than Kagz? Well, anyway, on with the story.) decided to play a prank on his two favorite sisters just for the fun of it.
Mizuki was in the shower, humming to some random beat that popped in her head as she bathed in the hot steamy water and Souta grabbed some of the bleach out of the laundry room (a/n: This happened to me before. I damn near killed my friend though.) and quickly ran up the steps to the bathroom and quickly, but quietly, openned the bathroom door. Knowing that his oldest sister liked to soak in the shower before putting the shampoo and conditioner in her hair, and thankfully realized that she had left the shampoo bottle as well as the conditioner on the bathroom counter (a/n: I do that a lot out of habit...and leaving the bathroom door unlocked expecially after our bathroom door didn't have a lock on for the longest time and I always completely forgot to lock it behind me until me DAD walked in on me when I just got out of the shower.) and noticed that both bottles were half empty and dumped some bleach into each bottle and twisted back on the lids. Then quickly, yet quietly, ran out of the bathroom, closing the door behind him, and ran downstairs to get on with his prank for Kagome.
End of Flashback...
Both Miroku and Sango were wide-eyed when Mizuki finished the first part of her story.
"What color of hair did you have?" Miroku tried not to snicker.
"Well, I was using that kind of shampoo that keeps the hair dye locked in your hair so when you wash it, the stuff doesn't wash out right away. So that had some added weird chemicals in it, and with the bleach, my hair came out to a blackish gray color."
"Oh." Miroku said with a more steady voice now.
"What is your natural hair color?" Sango asked.
"She's a redhead." Na-Na yawned. "But seeing as having violet eyes with red hair doesn't look too great, Lady Mizuki decided to dye her hair black."
"Damn." Sango cursed in awe, feeling sorry the poor boy Mizuki and Kagome called their brother. "What happened to Kagome?"
"After Souta got done with tinkering with Mizuki's shampoo and conditioner, the little bugger went into the garden outside of our house and grabbed some bugs and ran them up to my bedroom and hid them under my bedsheets." Kagome said as she came down the stairs with a smile on her face and some tears threatening to fall down her cheeks.
Sango got up and hesitantly walked up to Kagome, half afraid the girl would slap Sango again, but surprisingly Kagome did the opposite. Kagome hugged Sango while still talking about what she and Mizuki had done to Souta in return.
The brunette smiled and hugged Kagome, both girls noticing that Miroku had joined them and hugged them, without surprisingly touching their asses.
Mizuki and Na-Na smiled at the sight of the broken-hearted miko/shinigami being comforted by two of her old friends.
"We're so sorry, Kagome." Sango whispered to Kagome, stroking her back soothingly. Miroku not doing anything other than hugging Sango and Kagome, not wanting to kill the moment with his groping.
Then Kagome pulled back whipping away the tears off of her cheeks and smiled. "It's amazing. I'm just barely in the World of the Living for not even four days and the wall I built around myself is already starting to crumble." Kagome confessed. "A-and...I've been thinking about a lot lately. And if you two are willing to look past the bitch that you've been facing ever since I got back to the World of the Living, then could we maybe..."
Sango and Miroku smiled and nodded.
"Yeah, Kagome. We can be friends again." Sango smiled, now slowly crying because she was so happy to know that she got her best friend and sister back and hugged Kagome again.
That was when Mizuki cleared her throat, directing the three "teen's" attention to her. But thankfully, not killing the moment.
"So Kagz, you gonna let Sango and Miroku in on your evil plan on getting Inuyasha back?"
Kagome chuckled and nodded. Then touched Sango's cheek, the one that she slapped earlier, and frowned. "I'm sorry for slapping you, Sango."
"It's okay, Kagz." Sango replied, patting Kagome's hand that was on Sango's cheek, briefly before Kagome slipped her hand away and let fall to her side. "By the way, Kagz," Miroku spoke up, feeling a little odd calling Kagome "Kagz". "I think I already know this answer, but I'm gonna ask it anyway. Are you gonna be friends with Inuyasha again?"
Miroku's answer was a snort from Mizuki, Sango, and Kagome. So the monk took that answer for a "no" or even a "fuck no".
"Don't think so, Roku." Kagome snorted, thinking that now that the three are friends again that it was okay to call them by the names she had done about two weeks before the Shikon no Tama was completed and wished on.
"So then, Lady Kagome." Everyone looked at black neko youkai. "What's your plan for Dog-Boy's Hell tomorrow?"
Kagome "hmm"ed, thinking about how she was gonna get the laxative bottle and the viagra bottle. Since she already had a plan for tomorrow, Kagome just had to get her "ingredients".
"Okay, this is how it's gonna go..."
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Next day: Karakura High School...
Kagome, Mizuki, Sango, Miroku, Kuri, and Na-Na casually walked to school as if it were another day and not one where it was gonna be hell for a certain hanyou they all knew.
"So," Kuri said to Kagome, popping his head out of her school bag to stare at the five century year old miko/shinigami. "How do ya wanna do this?"
"Do what?" A familar growl asked from behing the small group of friends.
"Nothing." Kagome sang, grinning a creepy grin at the hanyou-appeared-human who she once called her "first and only love". "Nothing that you need to strain that little brain of yours, is all."
Inuyasha growled at Kagome, but stopped when he noticed that Sango and Miroku were standing closer to Kagome than normal. "What the hell are you guys hangin' out with the bitch for?"
Kagome's eye brow twitched for a moment before Kuri poked out the spin of one of Kagome's textbooks, sensing the girl wanted to slam something into the poor hanyou's head. The zanpakuto was right.
Within a second, Kagome viciously smashed the textbook onto Inuyasha's head, leaving a rectangular indent-like shape in his head and it was steaming. Then the girl and her friends continued down the hallway, whispering to one another about "the plan" that was to begin a few moments.
"Didn't think that you'd be friends with them so soon, Kagome." Mizuki whispered to her sister. The violet eye colored miko/shinigami was now in her gigai that Kisuke had made her about a month ago. Mizuki's gigai didn't have anything extra perverted added to it, instead, all that her gigai had was Mizuki's waist-length black hair, which now looked like it had purple highlights in it due to the lights hitting it, her eyes were still the clear light transparent violet color, and she was dressed in a school uniform.
The 500 year old miko/shinigami glared at her sister before snorting at her before looking to the girl beside Mizuki. It was Na-Na.
Kisuke had taken the liberty of making human-formed gigai for the neko youkai. Na-Na's gigai had black ebony hair that stopped at her mid-back and it was braided in a loose braid, resting on her right shoulder. Her eyes were that gorgious emerald green color and the pattern of the eyes were the pattern that of a neko, Na-Na wasn't much for large breasts so she made sure that pervert, Kisuke made her gigai with at least a B cup chest and nothing more or less than that.
Na-Na was about the same age as Mizuki in youkai years, which was about four hundred years, so the neko youkai was in the gigai body of a 19 year old young woman. The young woman was also wearing a school uniform as well.
"Didn't think I'd ever see you in a skirt, Mizuki." Kagome replied, with a smirk. And her sister copied Kagome's earlier snort. "If I had it my way, I'd be wearing a fucking guy's uniform. Gah, I absolutely hate skirts! I feel fucking naked!" Mizuki growled at the offending piece of clothing and the action made Na-Na giggle like the schoolgirl that she was currently pretending to be.
"Whatever." Mizuki sighed and the group continued to walk around until the bell rang and moved to their homeroom. Which thankfully they all had together.
The class began with Mizuki introducing herself as Mizuki Nakamura and Na-Na introduced herself as Namiko Nakamura.
That was when Na-Na could suddenly smell the scent of chicken-flavored food coming from beside her and instantly knew that it was Inuyasha sneaking food, but the neko had to admit. She was surprised that their sensei hadn't caught the hanyou-appeared-human eating food in class.
Then the neko turned to Mizuki who looked at Kagome who nodded and when Inuyasha wasn't looking, the miko/shinigami quickly tossed a small packet to Mizuki then she tossed to Na-Na who ripped it open and quickly poured the ground up laxative tablet into the poor boy's ramen.
Sango, Miroku, Mizuki, Kuri, Kagome, and Na-Na secretly snickering when Inuyasha went back to eating his ramen while also paying attention to the sensei.
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a/n: Damn dude! I'm writing too much on these chappies, huh? Oh well, you guys aren't complaining...are you? Nah, you're not. Anyway, since I wrote this chapter all little longer than I thought it was originally gonna be, I'm gonna add the second part of the chapter next time! KK?
Anyway, the next chapter! We will see what happens to Inu after he gets done eating his ramen in class? But before any of you ask something like, "Why didn't Na-Na put the viagra tablet in Inu's ramen along with the laxative one?" or some other questions that are most likely already roaming throughout my head right now...anyway, what I'm planning on doing is making Inu's little torture be prolonged just 'cause I'm feeling evil right now! Muwahahaha...ha!
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