It was late at night in the land of Ooo. Finn and Jake where on top of their tree house relaxing on their backs while watching the night sky.
"Wow," Finn said in a low toned voice, "The sky tonight is so beautiful."
"Yeah," Jake said, "The stars are as pretty as Lady."
"Jake, don't you ever wish you could go up there? Into space I mean to check it out and stuff?"
"Ofcourse. I still need to make my croak dream come true."
"Haha, I mean't without the being dead part. We have Adventured across the land of Ooo and the only place we haven't explored… is up there."
"Well Finn, you saw how banana man's rocket failed miserably the last time I tried to board it. I doubt the land of Ooo is ready for intergalactic travel, and I think PB would agree with me."
"You maybe right. I envy those who were able to see what was beyond the stars."
Meanwhile in space, a space ship in the shape and design of a killer whale was flying by. Inside the ship was Chris, a blond haired male dressed in blue, Wallow, a large male dressed in orange, Beth, a black haired female dressed in green, and Danny, a browned haired male dressed in red. Wallow was sitting on a control panel in the front section of the ship. Space could be seen through two giant windows from this part of the ship. Chris entered the area.
"Hey wallow! How's it going?" Chris said.
"It's going sucky Chris!" Wallow said. "How long until the dang auto pilot is fixed?"
Danny emerged from the floor holding a wrench next to an opened encasing of technology.
"I can only go so fast, damn it!" Danny said, "Don't get pissy at me anyway. It's Beth's fault she spilt her soft drink on this thing."
Beth came into the area. She stood beside Chris.
"I said I was sorry!" Beth said. "'Oh look at me! I can't sit in a chair for a short amount of time while making slight movements with a wheel cause I'm so lazy!'"
"It's the future!" Wallow said. "EVERYONE… IS… LAZY!"
The three of them started bickering. After a few seconds, Chris formed a circle with his index finger and thumb and placed it in his mouth and blew, trying to make a loud whistle sound, but ended up making a slight fart noise.
"Dude," Danny said, "Chris farted."
"I didn't fart, I was trying to whistle. Could never get how to do that. Anyway, everyone stop arguing. Once we land near the invisible hide out, the auto pilot will be fixed and we won't have to worry about manual steering."
"But where still a while away from there!" Wallow said. "My butt is getting sore! Beth you take over!"
"No way man! I'm not sitting down for hours steering a wheel!"
"You just undermined your own argument you hypocrite!" Wallow said.
"Shut the front door! Both of you!" Chris said. He walked between Wallow and Danny and looked out the window. Outside he could see Lumpy space, a purple place in space home of the Lumpy Space people. It was purple and consisted of a bunch of large lumpy chunks with lumpy houses on them.
"I can see some sort of civilization up ahead. We can probably land there for a bit until Danny gets the auto pilot fixed."
"Sounds good to me." Wallow said.
"What if they are hostile towards us?" Beth asked.
"Then we will kick butt like we always do." Chris said with a smile on his face.
"Wooo! Butt kicking!" Danny said.
"What are you happy about?" Wallow asked. "You'll be in here fixing the auto pilot so we don't end up kicking each other's butts."
"Aw man! This is BS!" Danny said.
Wallow steered the ship into the direction of Lumpy Space. The residences eventually were caught in the shadow of the ship and looked up. While this was happening, Lumpy Space Princess (LSP) was talking on the phone.
"…and I was like 'OH MY GLOB!' And she was all like 'Nu uh honey, that's my glob! And then I was all, 'STOP TAKING MY GLOBS TRISH!"
LSP looked up and saw the ship.
"AAAAAAH! A GIANT FLYING WHALE! AGH GO AWAY YOU SCARY… THING! ARG!"
LSP threw her phone in the direction of the space ship. The person she was talking to was still on the line.
"Hello?! Gurl hello?!" She said. "You better not be breathing heavily through the phone again! I'm tired of you wasting my minutes trying to catch your breath when you vent!"
Meanwhile on the ship.
"Man," Wallow said, "the people living here are all lumpy and weird looking."
"Eh, I'm sure we've seen weirder." Beth said.
"What's the status on the auto Pilot Danny?" Chris said.
"Still busted." Danny said. "Can't really give an estimate on when this thing will be fixed."
"Well all freaking out aside," Wallow said, "could you please try to fix it so—"
Suddenly, LSP's phone hit the window and cracked it causing Wallow to scream, spaz out and direct the ship downward.
"Yes!" LSP said "I took down the great space whale! I should get a medal for this, or free phone service for like a year or somethin'."
The space ship kept going down. Wallow pulled on the wheel trying to make it go up, but then they realized that they were trapped in the pull of the Lumpy Abyss, a vortex on the bottom of Lumpy Space.
"What's wrong Wallow?" Chris said.
"I don't know! The ship won't move!"
Beth was looking at a screen near them.
"We are being sucked into some sort of vortex!" Beth said.
"Can't you get us out man?!" Danny said.
"I can't! The pull is too strong! We're done for!" Wallow said.
"Aw great!" Danny said "I'm going to die all because of a stupid auto pilot!"
"Don't call the auto pilot stupid!" Beth said while sobbing. She ran towards Danny, pushed him out of the way, and hugged the device Danny was working on. "It has saved us from our butts being sore and I'll never forget that! I'll always love you auto pilot!"
"Love…" Chris said to himself. "Beth! Before we die there is something that I need to tell you!"
"What is it Chris?" Beth said, still sobbing.
"I Love—"
"Woah look!" Wallow said. "I can see a portal. I can't make out whats in it, but it couldn't be any worse than falling into a vortex. I can try to use the hyper thrusters to kind of surf o the side of the vortex to enter it, but doing so might rip the ship, but it seems like the only chance we got, what do want to do Chris?"
"…I love… the auto pilot too! Oh yeah, making my butt comfortable for a long time! Heheheh…"
"Yeah that's real great Chris!" Wallow shouted. "But I need your decision now!"
"Well the portal defiantly looks better than the vortex!"
"What?!" Danny said. "I don't feel like fixing more of the ship than I have to!"
"Do you want to spend an hour or two fixing the ship, or die in a scary looking Vortex?!"
Danny began to rub his chin with a stern look on his face.
"Can you give me a minute to think about it?" Danny said.
"No!" Chris shouted. "Wallow! Activate the hyper thrusters! Now!"
"Engaging Hyper thrusters!" Wallow said.
The ships engine's began blowing out an explosion of fire and sparks. The ship slowly emerged out of the vortex and into the portal.
"We made it!" Wallow "I just hope we survive the crash landing."
"Oh for sure." Chris said casually.
"I agree." Danny said casually.
"It would suck to die from a crash landing." Beth said casually.
