Chapter 5: No Food or Bandana And A Pink Shirt
Kenshinotaku: Finally, I can make my 5th chapter.
Sano: Ugh!
Kenshinotaku: Don't ugh me.
Sano: Why shouldn't I, your going to do something evil anyways.
Kenshinotaku: If you do, it'll only get worse.
Sano: How much worse could it get?
Kenshinotaku: This bad-Knees Sano in the Manhood-
Sano:-falls over-You had to do it again in this chapter!
Kenshinotaku: Warlord Darnell told me to.
Sano: I'll get him later.
Kenshinotaku: Now, for the planned torture's.
Kaoru: So, what are you doing to him?
Kenshinotaku: The first one is pretty simple, he just has to do some chores or no food for a week.
Sano: A week?!
Kenshinotaku: Yep, so if you want food from me or Kaoru you better get to work-hands Sano a long list of chores.
Sano: Hey, some of these are Kenshin's!
Kenshinotaku: Yeah, poor Kenshin-Sama got sick again, so you get his chores.
Sano: I'm doing all this!
Kenshinotaku: Then you have to eat somewhere else if you want food this week.
Megumi: I'm not feeding him.
Sano: Fine, I'll eat at Katsu's.
Megumi: Hold up mister, you have to hand over the bandana and jacket first.
Sano: Why
Megumi: Because you smell road kill.
Sano:-hesitantly hands over bandana and jacket-
Megumi:-walks off to wash bucket-
KO: I'm cleaning them!
30 Minutes Later
KO:-comes around the corner with Sano's jacket-
Sano: Give me that!-snatches jacket-
KO: Hey!
Sano: What did you do to my poor jacket?!-looks at bright pink jacket-
KO: I cleaned it.
Sano: Why is it pink?!
Megumi: Don't you yell at her, she worked hard to clean it.
Sano:-grumbles-Fine, where's my bandana?
Yahiko: A dog ate it.
Sano: What?!-sees the dog and chases it-You mutt!
30 Laps Later
Sano:-stops running and breathes heavily-Stupid dog.
KO: Sano, did you enjoy yourself.
Sano: No way!
KO: Well then, I guess you don't get these then-shows him his white jacket and bandana-
Kaoru: That dog didn't really eat your bandana, and that other jacket was something Kenshinotaku and Megumi knitted.
Sano: What! So, I went through all of that for nothing?!
KO: Of coarse, it's a torture after all.
Sano: This sucks.
Kenshin: Aie!
Everyone:-looks around the corner to see Kaoru stomping off and a sick rurouni on the ground-
KO: Kenshin, you should really stop getting hit there in Sano's torture's.
Kenshin:-holding back tears-I wish I could.