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In the previous chapter, Yami Bakura learned of the fourth wall. In this chapter, he tries one method to break it.

I will tell you this now: Each of the chapters is independent. Treat them as chapter 2 of a 3 chapter fanfic (the chapter prior to this would be number one for all of them). What I mean is that each of the 10 chapters occur separately, they don't happen in sequential order or at the same time or anything like that. They occur as if the others don't exist. If you're still confused, then wait until the next one is posted or until I explain later. Sorry if I confused you.

A note about this chapter: It contains Akefia. I haven't watched Season 5 yet, and I don't know much about it. Only the basics. (Meaning I know that we learn more about Yami Bakura and there is time travel and some battle and stuff but not much.) I don't know anything about Akefia or about how or who does the time travel, so forgive me if anything is off or whatever.

The genre of this chapter is: none

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN STAMPEDING FANGIRLS, SHIRTLESS CHARACTERS, MAKING OUT, SPIKED DIP, AND OTHER FANGIRL HEALTH HAZARDS. FANGIRLS BE CAREFUL AND NON-FANGIRLS PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters, Yu-Gi-Oh! Season 0, YGOTAS, Hetalia, YouTube, Google, Cannibal Holocaust, Gmail, the video titled "Bakuras favorite card", the fourth wall, or any of the characters. And bunch of other stuff and whatevers.

WARNING OF THE CHAPTER: CONTAINS THREE BAKURAS (one or more of them may be shirtless), TIME TRAVEL, AND A LOT OF FANGIRLS

Anyway, let's get on with it!

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1. Have your fangirls break it for you.

Bakura decided that if anyone had the power to break the fourth wall, it would be a fangirl. So he decided to get his fangirls, which he apparently had a lot of, to help him. But his alone might not be enough. He would need more.

He didn't want to ask Marik for help; he might take it the wrong way or it might go to his head. Also he didn't want Marik escaping with him.

Maybe he could use Ryou. He had fangirls too. Almost as many as Bakura.

And if he could get three Bakuras...

Even better.

Bakura used the time travel thingy from Season 5 to go back in time.

He looked around and conveniently found Akefia standing a few feet away.

Yami Bakura smiled and walks up to Akefia. The former tapped the latter on the shoulder.

Akefia turned around and did a double take. "Bakura? Yami Bakura?" He sounded surprised, but not confused. "What are you doing here?! You're not supposed to be here until Season 5. And it's still Season 4 apparently!"

Now Yami Bakura was surprised. "What do you mean Season Five? You actually know that this is a series? How-?"

Akefia laughed at Yami Bakura. "Of course I know. I've known for quite some time. But that's not important. What is important is that you're here. Now answer me this: Why?"

Yami Bakura decided to push aside the matter of what Akefia knew for a moment and discus his plan. "Right." He folded his arms and began explaining. "I'm here because I need your help so I can break the fourth wall and either escape or take control of this show. I haven't decided which one yet. And I'd tell you what the fourth wall is, but it seems that you probably already know."

"I do."

"Yes, yes, that's nice. Anyway. I've made up a little... scenario... for us to do that may help." Yami Bakura looked expectantly at Akefia. "That is, if you're interested in helping me?"

Akefia smiled at his modern self. "Alright, I'll help you. But only if I get to escape with you. I'd actually like to do some stuff on the other side myself."

"That's fine by me," Yami Bakura said.

Akefia's smile faded and he turned serious. "Okay now, exactly what is this scenario that the two of us are going to do?" he asked. "And how is it going to help us break the fourth wall?"

"I'll answer your second question in just a moment. But first..." He lightly touched his Millenium Ring. "About your first question. There aren't just two of us..."

Akefia frowned and folded his arms. "What do you mean?"

"I mean..."
Bakura's face went blank for a second as he gave Ryou control of his body again. Then he reappeared beside Ryou with his own separate body. The Millenium Ring teleported from around Ryou's neck to around his neck.
"...there are three of us."

Ryou looked around in confusion, and then looked a bit scared.

He turned to his Yami, seemingly not fazed at all by the fact that Bakura had a separate body, and asked in a scared voice, "Yami, where are we?" He tugged on Yami Bakura's sleeve.

Yami Bakura brushed the hand off. He answered in an annoyed voice, "We've time-traveled back in time to Ancient Egypt. Now stop asking questions and just calm down." He turned to Akefia again who was looking at the other two Bakuras in confusion.

"But I only asked one- oh who's that?" Ryou had just noticed Akefia. "Why does he look like you? Is he you from the past? And why does he have that scar on his face?"

At Ryou's last question, both Bakuras' faces turned a bit grim as they lightly touched their face in the spot that Akefia's scar was. Then they both shook it off.

"That's not important right now. But I will tell you that he is me... In a way..."

"Now Bakura, don't confuse the child," Akefia said smirking at Yami Bakura.

"You talking to me or him?" Ryou asked pointing to his Yami.

"Shush," Yami Bakura said to Ryou. "Don't say anything unless we tell you to."

Ryou nodded and shrunk back a little in fear.

"Aww," Akefia cooed. "He's so adorable."

Yami Bakura smiled and looked at his hikari. "Yes, and that's what I'm counting on." Ryou widened his eyes when he realized that Bakura had brought him here for some kind of scene of his.

Akefia noticed this too. "Bakura, are we using him in our little act as well? What is he here for?"

Yami Bakura laughed nervously. "Well I'll explain it in a moment. By the way, do you have some where we could get some food? And sit down?"

Akefia was confused by Bakura's seemingly trivial request when they clearly had other things to think about. But he went along with it anyway because Bakura was obviously the one in charge. He nodded. "Yes, of course." He indicated a random house near where the three of them were standing. "Let's go in," he said as he led them inside.

Ryou sat on a chair, looking at everything in curiosity. Which is understandable because he had never been to Egypt before.

Akefia stared at Bakura expectantly. "So, what is your big wall-breaking plan, Bakura?"

Bakura chuckled. "Okay then, I'll tell you. But first, let me warn you that it involves fangirls. Let me know now if that makes you change your mind about helping me." Ryou briefly looked up at the sound of the word 'fangirls', but then quickly went back to looking around.

Akefia scoffed. "Of course I'm still in this with you. A few girls won't make me back out of this." But now he wasn't so sure...

"Oh you..." Bakura said to Akefia, shaking his head and smirking. "It will be more than just a few girls. Now let me tell you how this is going to work." He blushed at the idea of what he was going to say. But it was fool-proof, so he said it.

"Bakura why are you blushing?" Akefia became suddenly alert. "What are you up to?!"

"First we have to take off our shirts." But that wasn't the reason why. The reason was what would happen next.

"What?!"

Ryou actually started paying attention to the two. If whatever they were doing involved being bare-chested, then why was he there?

"Well, we have to go bare-chested for this. I take off my shirt and you take off your robe."

Akefia scowled at Bakura, but did what he said. He removed the red robe he was wearing and tossed it aside.

Bakura took off his shirt and also tossed it aside.

The two looked at each other for a few seconds. Bakura was thinking about how he was kinda jealous that the other him was much more toned in his body than Bakura was in this one. It was one of those "I looked so good back then" moments.

Akefia looked at Bakura again, arms folded. "Okay, now what?" he asked.

"Now this." Bakura went over to a table and took a random banana from a random fruit bowl on the table. He walked over to Ryou and gave it to him. "Here you go," he said in an uncharactaristically nice voice.

Ryou was taken off guard by the niceness in his Yami's voice. As a natural reflex for when food was put in his hands, he peeled the banana and started eating it, looking at Bakura with wide brown eyes.

Akefia looked at Ryou's face. He smiled warmly. "Awwww. Bakura, he looks so adorable when he's eating. You know I'm not a huggy person, but I could totally give him a hug right now."

"And so would the fangirls," Bakura said confidently.

"Wait a minute," Ryou said with food in his mouth. He swallowed and continued talking. "Are you saying that you want our fangirls to come to us by making yourselves look sexy and me look cute? What the hell?" He continued nomming on the banana.

"Well you're partially correct," Bakura told him. "But that's only step one."

"I'm almost afraid to ask what step two is," Akefia said.

"Step two is this," Bakura said. He put an arm around Ryou and forced him to stand. Then he led him over to where Akefia stood. The three of them stood close to each other.

Ryou looked back and forth between the Egyptian Thief King and the ancient spirit of the Egyptian Thief King, wondering what was going to happen next.

He continued adorably omnomnomming on his banana.

Bakura blushed at his next words. "Now we hug him."

Ryou's eyes widened and he stopped mid-chew. What did he just say?

Akefia was thinking the same thing. He was about to ask why Bakura was doing this, but then he realized exactly what Bakura was going for. "Are you sure?" he mouthed.

Bakura nodded.

Akefia nodded back.

The two of them moved on either side of Ryou and crossed their arms in front of him. Each put a hand on the shoulder opposite the side that he stood on. Then they did the same with their other arms behind him.

Ryou was taken by surprise by them, but kept eating adorably anyway. He was almost done with the banana, so Bakura had to act quickly.

Bakura leaned his head behind Ryou. Akefia took the hint and did the same. Bakura whispered loud enough for Akefia but not Ryou to hear. Akefia's eyes widened at what his other self said, but agreed.

They both stood up straight again, then leaned their heads down and kissed Ryou on the cheek on the side they stood on.

Ryou stopped eating, his mouth still full of banana. His face reddened a lot, making him look even more adorable.

Bakura and Akefia blushed too.

They all held that position for a few seconds before they heard something. Akefia and Bakura picked up their heads and looked in the direction Ryou was facing.

Suddenly, they heard a huge crash.

Hundreds of fangirls stampeded into the room, trampling the fourth wall beneath their feet.

The two Thief Bakuras released the cuter Bakura from their grasp. Ryou took this opportunity to finish off his banana and throw the peel away before anyone else touched him.

Ryou only had a millisecond of relief because as soon as the peel left his hand, a brown-haired fangirl glomped him. "AHHHH!" he screamed. "YAMI! HELP ME!" He liked his fangirls, but he was terrified of them. They were pinching his cheeks and hugging him and commenting on how adorable he was.

Akefia was having different issues with the girls around him. They swarmed him and tried to feel his exposed chest and hugged him and felt his sexy face scar. He hated it "Gah! Bakura this is your worst idea ever! Get all of these girls away from me!" Unlike Ryou, he didn't like fangirls. They creeped him out and annoyed him.

However, Yami Bakura was faring better than his hikari and his past version. He actually liked his fangirls. But unlike Ryou, he wasn't scared of them. He actually enjoyed the attention. At the moment they were trying to hug and glomp him and stuff.

The fangirls of all three of them were squeeing and shouting things like "OMG [insert name of a Bakura] is so cute!" and "Wow am I really here!" and stuff like that. It was deafening.

Akefia used one of his Millenium Ring's abilities which he just made up that second and lowered the volume of noise that reached his, Yami Bakura's, and Ryou's ears. Then he shouted to the other two, "How the hell are we getting out of this one?!"

Thief King Bakura's face was one of disgust and annoyance.
Ryou Bakura's face was one of fear.
Yami Bakura's face was one of pride and smugness.

"Relax you two," he said to them. "I'll get you out of this. Just relax and trust me. Also let me enjoy the attention."

At least half of the girls in the room had already fainted. A quarter of them were standing on the sidelines, faces with various expressions of shock, amazement, lust, and excitement. The other 25% were still swarming around the three Bakuras. A fifth of that 25% were rotating between two or all of the Bakuras.

About three minutes after the fangirls' arrival, Yami Bakura managed to sneak out of the girls' grasp. Akefia saw Yami Bakura's maneuvers and did the same. Both of them being the Thief King and all were able to escape without notice. However, Ryou had no such experience and he was still trapped beneath the loving and suffocation arms of his squealing fangirls.

"Somebody...help...they're...squeezing...me!"

The other two Bakuras managed to help him escape the arms of the girls around him without them noticing.

Their own fangirls hadn't even noticed their absence until they had freed Ryou. "Hey!" and "What?!" some of them shouted.

Ryou's fangirls noticed their Bakura's absence faster than the other two groups did. They looked around for him.

The three Bakuras (actually two because Yami Bakura was carrying Ryou since he was sore from the hugging and a little paralyzed in post-fear) were running towards the hole in the wall that their fangirls had entered. Akefia picked up his and Yami Bakura's clothes on the way.

The fangirls finally noticed their escape. They yelled in surprise and chased after them. Some of the girls stopped to pick up and carry some of the fainted.

Akefia and Yami Bakura looked back for a second, and even Yami Bakura was a bit frightened by what he saw. Almost 75% of all of their combined fangirls stampeding towards them.

Ryou picked up his head and also looked behind them. He cried out in fear. "Step on it, you two!" he ordered.

They needed no further instruction. The two Bakuras ran at full speed.

All three of them sighed in relief as they ran through the broken wall and off to the other side.

The fangirls followed.

Ok that was the first one, and I'm sure that it was many people's favorite.
But trust me, there will be a better one than this. Hehehe...

No, you cannot claim that you were one of the stampeding fangirls.
And no, you cannot pretend that you were the random brown-haired fangirl.
Also no, you cannot request to be a fangirl insert for a later chapter.
Additionally no, Thief King Bakura does NOT love you. Yami Bakura does. Ryou Bakura is scared of you.

Stuff in this chapter that isn't mine:
The concept of Bakura time traveling,
The idea of Yami Bakura getting his own body,
And Yami Bakura's love of and Ryou Bakura's fear of fangirls,

Stuff that is:
The idea that fangirls have the power to break the fouth wall,
Thief King Bakura's dislike of fangirls,
The random brown-haired fangirl that was the first to glomp someone in the room,
And the Millenium Ring's random sound-blocking ability,

(BTW, the Bakuras were blushing only because they were sort of uncomfortable/embarrased to be having that kind of contact with other versions of themselves. Basically, the three Bakuras here don't like selfcest. Meaning there is no shipping AT ALL here. Just want to point that out.)

A note about how things are going to work with this: The main genre is always adventure, but the second genre changes with the chapter. So one chapter it may be horror, another it may be romance. (I'm not saying that it will be either of those, they're just examples.) Or I may just scrap that whole thing and actually figure out the second genre. Or maybe I'll just leave it blank. I don't know. What do you people think?

Next chapter: Number 2 on the list, and Bakura does a Mokuba to someone.

See you next chapter!

BYEEEEEEE~!